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      08-02-2016, 03:35 PM   #36587
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Wait, you have a shrine to shoei 's balls?

No , shoei came to Belgium to pee in my garden , but lost his balls !
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      08-02-2016, 03:35 PM   #36588
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Hah... I have the tools prepped for my shrine, but no sign of the actual balls yet...

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      08-02-2016, 03:37 PM   #36589
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Don't we all?
Hah... I have the tools prepped for my shrine, but no sign of the actual balls yet...

That's because you're not doing it right. Let me loan you my equipment.
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      08-02-2016, 03:41 PM   #36590
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Belgie and jtodd -guys guys guys, no need to fight over my nutsack... It's already been claimed, I'm sorry, but you're gonna have to take a number and stand in line...

And belgie, I'm a dude... Not that that has stopped you before but just letting it be known...
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      08-02-2016, 03:45 PM   #36591
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I'm not sure what is the exact reason, but, to me, ///Mr. Belgium comes off a creepy dude...



Sorry, mate.
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      08-02-2016, 03:48 PM   #36592
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You know I always believed everything.... guess this world is predicated on lies and BS. I was taken just like you Axius and it is for that reason I don't believe I will see jellyfish. Rather I suspect jellyrolls and that is not something to brag about. Somebeach!
The jellies are everywhere, I'm telling you dude!


Also, there were a couple manatees, a humpback whale, and Jabba the hut that washed up on shore also. Quite the scenery on these east coast beaches.

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Yeah...Confusion allover the place "WILLIAM"

At least it's only both of us that showed a pic from our "ID" !
Did you saw others WILLIAM ?

Big talk,ass,and BS we see enough on here..Wich means => "WE" are "NO" pussies !
Actually we have balls brother , we are the "balls brothers" !
We are men of our word, Belgie. Erbody else a bunch of talkers that can't walk the walk.

Also, I feel you use quotation marks to patronize me. Stop that
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      08-02-2016, 03:54 PM   #36593
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I'm not sure what is the exact reason, but, to me, ///Mr. Belgium comes off a creepy dude...



Sorry, mate.
Impossible...
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      08-02-2016, 03:56 PM   #36594
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We are men of our word, Belgie. Erbody else a bunch of talkers that can't walk the walk.

Also, I feel you use quotation marks to patronize me. Stop that
It was respect brother...Respect for our ID balls
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      08-02-2016, 04:40 PM   #36595
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You've upped your meme game... I dig it...

I still fail to see how showing my ID is required for confirmation that my user name is not my legal name... Or smoosh or asbsecu or bimmette or 1moremod or mksixer and the list goes on... Because all those names are people misrepresenting themselves?

I guess Belgium's last name must be ///M power... Or is it his/her first name? Trying to see that the name could be unisex... Confused...
It's because you spent time in the big house.
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      08-02-2016, 05:01 PM   #36596
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You've upped your meme game... I dig it...

I still fail to see how showing my ID is required for confirmation that my user name is not my legal name... Or smoosh or asbsecu or bimmette or 1moremod or mksixer and the list goes on... Because all those names are people misrepresenting themselves?

I guess Belgium's last name must be ///M power... Or is it his/her first name? Trying to see that the name could be unisex... Confused...
It's because you spent time in the big house.
*SIGH

Lies and slander...
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      08-02-2016, 10:21 PM   #36597
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So I've been busy with this. Unfortunately, I didn't get to keep it.


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      08-02-2016, 10:50 PM   #36598
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I like the Fast and Furious inspired "cut to the shifter to show you're changing gear" shot.
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      08-02-2016, 11:34 PM   #36601
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So I've been busy with this. Unfortunately, I didn't get to keep it.


Digging the music
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SO!! I just got the 411 from this witch's mother...

She went to a social gathering where the participants apparently run along a path in San Diego, and they have designated stops where you stop and chug some beer and chit chat. Witch went with a dude she has a huge crush on apparently, but he's way out of her league and has been turning her down for some time...

Witch fessed up to roofying his drink AND her drink at one of the stops, so she can get him home with her! WHAT THE FUCK!! Friend of dude found out and took dude home with him, and pretty much left witch stranded at the bar. Witch somehow managed to get home (to the place I'm staying at) from the courtesy of a rando, walked into the apartment, and just passed the fuck out on the middle of the floor...

Everything that I posted earlier happened next. NOW, dude is super fucking pissed he got bitch roofied, and wants to take legal recourse. Mother of witch is out of this world pissed, cause with calls herself an "entrepreneur," which basically means she doesn't do shit and depends financially on mommy and daddy...

Witch expect a fucking airbnb guest to give her legal advice, and I'm like, what the fuck is wrong with y'all
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      08-03-2016, 01:09 AM   #36606
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She's wifey material... Handle it... Your mom would be thrilled...

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She's wifey material... Handle it... Your mom would be thrilled...

Hell no!!

This girl has some serious issues...

I've already tried to offer advice and shit on a number of other things (and when you're getting advice from smooshy...you must be REALLY fucked up) but she's just too much...

I, again, recommended to her mother that the chick seek therapy...

But who the fuck am I for any of these people to listen to...

I feel kind bad cause I can always hear her giggling by herself, or just talking to random objects, etc...but trying to roofie a dude's drink?!?
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She's wifey material... Handle it... Your mom would be thrilled...

Hell no!!

This girl has some serious issues...

I've already tried to offer advice and shit on a number of other things (and when you're getting advice from smooshy...you must be REALLY fucked up) but she's just too much...

I, again, recommended to her mother that the chick seek therapy...

But who the fuck am I for any of these people to listen to...

I feel kind bad cause I can always hear her giggling by herself, or just talking to random objects, etc...but trying to roofie a dude's drink?!?
I find it interesting you're in touch with her mother. How did that happen?
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