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smoosh · 07-24-2016, 08:54 PM

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Are you a jacked 5 foot asian?

I used to be... Too much effort and work... Now I'm just pleasantly plump... The better half calls me her Orca...

All kidding aside, I gym 5 days a week or at least when travel doesn't get in the way... Trim is much more pleasant to deal with and I can cut my workouts down to almost 30 mins... I'm about 172 today but I did have a Mexican breakfast and been too busy to sit on my regularly scheduled porcelain throne visit... So by mid afternoon 171 probably...

ideally, I'd like to be around 165-168 somewhere in that range... Last time I checked, 11%BF - wanted to be down to 8 or 9 for the summer but... Travels... And I love food too much... Mod probably remembers talking about this before - want to see how much longer it takes to do it cleanly and without too many supplements... I can report back that it's ridiculously slower to get results but I have far less protein gas...

And that concludes the questions of my physical being... There's a few people in the OT who know me irl... Not a Butterball Turkey and not a circus midget... Not lumberjack size like Mod either... Paul Bunyon mother facker...

Sounds like a good height to weight ratio...

I think 8-12% body fat is perfect fine for dudes who aren't planning on competing. Plus, a little fat on ya is healthy...cushion for your joints, energy, etc...but too much and you'll be a Snorlax looking mother fucker

Right now, I'm 6'6" and 245# and 11% bf. Still have a looooong way to go to reach where I want to be physically and strength-wise. 275# at 6% bf is the goal...again, many, many years left to reach that

You can pretty much cut out in n out if you want 6%... Forever...

So make sure you go do all the ones I listed before... If you are eating multiple 4x4's, might as well just get them to make it a 6x6 or 8x8... Rumor has it, they go up to 20x20 or something ridiculous like that...

I bet you ate your parents out of house and home... I can't imagine being that tall... Would've been thrilled with 6'0 - 6'1 max... 6'6 means shit ain't fitting off the rack and somewhere because of you, a small third world country is going hungry from all the food you ingest...

And suck it, ASBSECU E93 - if we do a pickup game of basketball OT style, I'm taking smoosh... I'll see your 6'3 arthritic knees and match you with a 6'6 ho latcher...

Hahah you asshole

Yeah gonna try to get an 8x8 from in n out post workout today lol. Will post pics

Kinda stinks because I have to custom order everything. Parents would buy $150 worth of groceries a week just for me, and I'd burn through it in 5 days lol...at school, two full meals and 6 cookies every single day

At least now, chicks get wet when they see my big ass rolling down the sidewalk. They laugh when they see you literally rolling down the sidewalk you butterball

Don't let me down... I've never seen an 8x8 before... Animal style and also chopped peppers... I know you can handle spicy... If you can't, turn in your Indian card asap...

Can't imagine having to custom order everything... Or never being able to have sex in a car that isn't called a Suburban EXT... You are one expensive mother facker... Wait, what kind of car do you drive at 6'6? Motorcycles are also nearly impossible for you, at least crotch rockets... You'd be dragging knee turning left or right from a stop light...

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Maaaan, those assholes said they don't make 8x8s because the bread won't hold the parties and they're not allowed to make them?

Ended up getting just two 4x4s and strawberry shake instead

#disappointed

shoei · 07-24-2016, 08:56 PM

Props for trying to come through though... Four by four is probably my limit, otherwise I'd try...

At least you're enjoying in n out before you go back the land of shake shack and five guys...

1LRM3 · 07-24-2016, 09:14 PM

may I inquire... what is in a 4x4?

never been "to" an 'In -N Out'

smoosh · 07-24-2016, 09:15 PM

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Props for trying to come through though... Four by four is probably my limit, otherwise I'd try...

At least you're enjoying in n out before you go back the land of shake shack and five guys...

Don't want to go back for that reason

Only burgers I eat on the East coast are happy hour burgers from Ruth's Chris...

smoosh · 07-24-2016, 09:16 PM

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may I inquire... what is in a 4x4?

never been "to" an 'In -N Out'

I believe just 4 patties, 4 slices of cheese, lettuce, tomato, onions, and some kind of dressing (some variation of Thousand Island?)

shoei · 07-24-2016, 09:18 PM

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may I inquire... what is in a 4x4?

never been "to" an 'In -N Out'

4 patties 4 slices of cheese

shoei · 07-24-2016, 09:19 PM

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may I inquire... what is in a 4x4?

never been "to" an 'In -N Out'

I believe just 4 patties, 4 slices of cheese, lettuce, tomato, onions, and some kind of dressing (some variation of Thousand Island?)

@smoosh

Check it... 27x27... Your in 'n out is doing you dirty...

shoei · 07-24-2016, 09:20 PM

Damn app...

smoosh · 07-24-2016, 09:21 PM

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may I inquire... what is in a 4x4?

never been "to" an 'In -N Out'

I believe just 4 patties, 4 slices of cheese, lettuce, tomato, onions, and some kind of dressing (some variation of Thousand Island?)

@smoosh

Check it... 27x27... Your in 'n out is doing you dirty...

What!? That looks so delicious

Okay, I'm going to a different in n out tomorrow and trying again haha

Dang3r · 07-25-2016, 01:47 AM

Eat. Pray. Eat and pray again

smoosh · 07-25-2016, 03:29 AM

Sudden heat here in SD just gave freaking migraines, a fever, and diarrhea. Now, my colon is stretched out to the size of Mike.'s ex's vagina.

1LRM3 · 07-25-2016, 06:20 AM

Was the 4x4 or 27x27 on Man VS Food?

MKSixer · 07-25-2016, 06:56 AM

G'morning, ladies

jtodd_fl · 07-25-2016, 07:03 AM

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G'morning, ladies

Sup man? Today the day of reckoning on the car?

jtodd_fl · 07-25-2016, 07:07 AM

@Aatish Speaking of days or reckoning, good luck today dude! And watch out for the "awwww, thanks".

Dang3r · 07-25-2016, 07:09 AM

Bananaaaaaaas

MKSixer · 07-25-2016, 07:11 AM

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Sup man? Today the day of reckoning on the car?

Today at 12:30. I will post the estimate. We have an over-under going. I'm saying under $5K, my atty is saying between $5-10K and his wife is saying over $10K. We have a whole dollar riding on this.

What are you up to today?

jtodd_fl · 07-25-2016, 07:16 AM

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Today at 12:30. I will post the estimate. We have an over-under going. I'm saying under $5K, my atty is saying between $5-10K and his wife is saying over $10K. We have a whole dollar riding on this.

What are you up to today?

Back to work after a week off. Digging out. Good luck. Put me down for $6,800.

MKSixer · 07-25-2016, 07:34 AM

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Back to work after a week off. Digging out. Good luck. Put me down for $6,800.

You're in.

EALm4 · 07-25-2016, 08:05 AM

question about in-and-out.... never been... but I'd like to get a 3 or 4 patty burger but only one or two slices of cheese. Can they do that? A 4x4 would probably have me on the toilet about a hour after eating it.

RJ_ · 07-25-2016, 08:27 AM

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You're in.

$6,801, Bob.

jtodd_fl · 07-25-2016, 08:31 AM

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$6,801, Bob.

07-24-2016, 08:56 PM	#35400
shoei Banned 7779 Rep 2,602 Posts Drives: MW Vespa w/pink racing stripes Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Peeing in your garden iTrader: (3)	Props for trying to come through though... Four by four is probably my limit, otherwise I'd try... At least you're enjoying in n out before you go back the land of shake shack and five guys...
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07-24-2016, 09:14 PM	#35401
1LRM3 Captain 517 Rep 788 Posts Drives: LRP M3 E92, MR M3 E93 Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: CT<-->SC iTrader: (8) Garage List 2013 BMW M3 [8.00]	may I inquire... what is in a 4x4? never been "to" an 'In -N Out' __________________ ENDLESS DETAILS, CT EPIC MOTORSPORTS, FL *Custom Auto Designs Protection Films, CT* *F.T.B.R. Garage, CT*
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07-24-2016, 09:20 PM	#35406
shoei Banned 7779 Rep 2,602 Posts Drives: MW Vespa w/pink racing stripes Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Peeing in your garden iTrader: (3)	Damn app... Attached Images
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07-25-2016, 01:47 AM	#35408
Dang3r Schmollbraten 12512 Rep 1,985 Posts Drives: M4CPC // HP4 Comp. Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Liandri Central Core iTrader: (0)	Eat. Pray. Eat and pray again __________________ Citizen of ///M - Town, where too much is just right Some say, that my scrotum has its own small gravity field and when Im slowing down that brake lights come on at my buttox
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07-25-2016, 03:29 AM	#35409
smoosh fight me bro 2212 Rep 531 Posts Drives: slut whisperer Join Date: Feb 2016 Location: Running away from an ocean vagina iTrader: (0)	Sudden heat here in SD just gave freaking migraines, a fever, and diarrhea. Now, my colon is stretched out to the size of Mike.'s ex's vagina.
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07-25-2016, 06:20 AM	#35410
1LRM3 Captain 517 Rep 788 Posts Drives: LRP M3 E92, MR M3 E93 Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: CT<-->SC iTrader: (8) Garage List 2013 BMW M3 [8.00]	Was the 4x4 or 27x27 on Man VS Food? __________________ ENDLESS DETAILS, CT EPIC MOTORSPORTS, FL *Custom Auto Designs Protection Films, CT* *F.T.B.R. Garage, CT*
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07-25-2016, 06:56 AM	#35411
MKSixer Lieutenant General 34185 Rep 11,637 Posts Drives: 2015 BMW i8, E63 M6, 328d Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Southeast United States iTrader: (0) Garage List 2016 M4 GTS (Allotted) [0.00] 2013 BMW 328d [0.00] 2007 BMW M6 [10.00] 2015 BMW i8 [10.00]	G'morning, ladies __________________ Several actors have played James Bond, Sean Connery IS James Bond... Sir 7ewis, 7X FIA Formula One World Championship, World Driving Champion. 100 Wins. 101 Pole Positions. 54 Fastest Laps. Actual Rain Master. Leave me to it, Bono. One Race Win in each of his 15 years in F1. Most Laps Led in Formula One. The Centurion.
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07-25-2016, 07:07 AM	#35413
jtodd_fl 2nd Asst to Dept Undersecretary 6704 Rep 1,298 Posts Drives: People crazy Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Florida iTrader: (0) Garage List 2015 F82 M4 [9.00] 2016 F87 M2 [0.00] 2011 E92 M3 [0.00]	@Aatish Speaking of days or reckoning, good luck today dude! And watch out for the "awwww, thanks". Attached Images __________________ This space for rent.
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07-25-2016, 07:09 AM	#35414
Dang3r Schmollbraten 12512 Rep 1,985 Posts Drives: M4CPC // HP4 Comp. Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Liandri Central Core iTrader: (0)	Bananaaaaaaas __________________ Citizen of ///M - Town, where too much is just right Some say, that my scrotum has its own small gravity field and when Im slowing down that brake lights come on at my buttox
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07-25-2016, 08:05 AM	#35418
EALm4 Colonel 3347 Rep 2,009 Posts Drives: SO 16' M4 Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Baltimore iTrader: (1)	question about in-and-out.... never been... but I'd like to get a 3 or 4 patty burger but only one or two slices of cheese. Can they do that? A 4x4 would probably have me on the toilet about a hour after eating it.
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