Ask a girl anything?

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

There a true story behind this parody:

http://m.break.com/topics/r-kelly-se...ing-on-a-girl/

The clip didn't run but that's rnb shit.
So not cool, at least I was came up as a nice lady in my story! RnB is for all of those who enjoyed their church quires and never got to fuck Whitney Huston.

I didn't. So maybe I'm just jealous!

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Lups

The clip didn't run but that's rnb shit.
So not cool, at least I was came up as a nice lady in my story! RnB is for all of those who enjoyed their church quires and never got to fuck Whitney Huston.

I didn't. So maybe I'm just jealous!

Daaayum Lups! Hehe.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Daaayum Lups! Hehe.

Meh, I just enjoy my music like I do coffee.

Back.

With an attitude.

Eminem is the killer here, not because of what he's doing now, but when ever the old shit plays, my kids rap to it, in Finnish and while using my mildly more appropriate translations.

I mean come on, one kid hitting the beat an the other starts rapping to the lyrics of real slim shady, translated to Finnish while in in a conference with the principal.

Then they did a full version of the danzig song demon. Us adults had fun.

"did you pay for them to do this? I read your file, and I know this is the shit you did here." (don't send your kids to school where you're a legend.)

"nope, but like I, they like getting to the point. So next stop probably is megadeth so let's get to the point..."

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Lups

Hey when I was really pregnant and a rat ran into our poker night and I mildly tried to use my voice to ensure they wouldn't hurt the animal, I've gotten over ten years of shit for screaming like a girl.

I am a fucking girl! And though they have diseases that could've harmed our pet rabbit, I am so manly I would not scream!! Ever!


Now let's look at some boobs, us manly men like boobs!

..., so all those pictures you sent me of testicles are not yours?!?!

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Axius

..., so all those pictures you sent me of testicles are not yours?!?!

Guilty. She borrowed mine. You like?

[Axius]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Guilty. She borrowed mine. You like?

They're called trimmers dude. 5/10 until more updated pics are sent.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Guilty. She borrowed mine. You like?

Were you around to see the nutscaping thread?

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Were you around to see the nutscaping thread?

No... thank God, I think?

[Axius]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

No... thank God, I think?

If you have to think about it, you were not here for nutscape thread.


I wasn't either, but my evil twin was and he told me all about it.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Axius

If you have to think about it, you were not here for nutscape thread.


I wasn't either, but my evil twin was and he told me all about it.

OMG more nutscape!

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

No... thank God, I think?

It's not as bad as it sounds. Pretty funny actually.

#nohomo

As you can see, bimmette is a fan.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

It's not as bad as it sounds. Pretty funny actually.

#nohomo

As you can see, bimmette is a fan.

Those were hilariously awesome!

[Axius]

Let's start a new nutscape thread!

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Axius

Let's start a new nutscape thread!

You go first and show 'em how it's done!

[Mr Tonka]

I took one a while back to post in the "cool pic" thread but never did. I don't think i did it right anyway.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I took one a while back to post in the "cool pic" thread but never did. I don't think i did it right anyway.

Wait wut? Took one? There were not actually nut pics on the thread?

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Wait wut? Took one? There were not actually nut pics on the thread?

Did someone say nut on her threads?

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Did someone say nut on her threads?

You should be ashamed of yourself... couldn't even wait long enough to get her clothes off? Mr Tonka clearly he is more yours than mine...

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

You should be ashamed of yourself... couldn't even wait long enough to get her clothes off? Mr Tonka clearly he is more yours than mine...

Wait, who said I was taking her clothes off? She agreed to this!

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Wait, who said I was taking her clothes off? She agreed to this!

Banned for doing that to someone so ugly you didn't even want to see what was underneath...

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Banned for doing that to someone so ugly you didn't even want to see what was underneath...

...the ugly ones need to feel desired, too... I would know, no one likes me.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Wait wut? Took one? There were not actually nut pics on the thread?

Yes, took one, a photograph. You're probably used to needing a bit of gun powder and a spark to make a photo. But these days, we carry these little magic boxes that capture photos, videos AND audio clips with remarkable ease.

Yes, there were creative photos featuring nuts (a male scrotum) within that thread. Some of them were quite funny.

I belive ASBSECU E93 introduced all of us to it. (i'm sure it makes better sense now)

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Did someone say nut on her threads?

I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman. But i did nut on her threads.