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      11-29-2015, 04:58 PM   #771
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I swear to coffee I will hunt you down if you post more. I will hunt you down and eat your kidneys and wear you liver as a purse.
I know you're lying. It is common knowledge here that the only purse you use also functions as a bra... In fact, I think I have a pic of that too!
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I just got a new pair of bike shorts today...
Forrest Green or basic Gray boxer briefs..?
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      11-29-2015, 05:12 PM   #775
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I know you're lying. It is common knowledge here that the only purse you use also functions as a bra... In fact, I think I have a pic of that too!
Oh for fucks sake shut up! I'm going to kill ya.
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      11-29-2015, 08:22 PM   #776
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I just got a new pair of bike shorts today...
Forrest Green or basic Gray boxer briefs..?
Whichever best accentuates dat azz. And I guess dat skin tone.
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Forrest Green or basic Gray boxer briefs..?
Uh... bike shorts. So basic black spandex. Don't act like you never wore them while running.
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Yeah well, you're still in that stage of your life where you want to be nice and I'm at the stage where I enjoy being horrible daily.
How did you get there before me? I wanna be horrible daily.
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Uh... bike shorts. So basic black spandex. Don't act like you never wore them while running.
Never ran in them....it was always classic running shorts.
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I might have to take your word for it. It actually felt ok while running, it was the following 2 days that hurt. Just got back from a massage and everything is much better now.
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Never ran in them....it was always classic running shorts.
So you were just asking so we could coordinate our outfits in the next round of "lower extremity" photos?
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I might have to take your word for it. It actually felt ok while running, it was the following 2 days that hurt. Just got back from a massage and everything is much better now.
Seriously - the harder I ran, the better I felt....can't really describe it. Good days and bad days - but I trained year round, so never really any down time.

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So you were just asking so we could coordinate our outfits in the next round of "lower extremity" photos?
I have black, gray, and green....LMK which color
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How did you get there before me? I wanna be horrible daily.
It's harder for a man, you're supposed to be the sane ones in the relationship.

Now if I don't get what I want, all I have to do is to mention I want an other kid and the hobby goes away for a business trip for a month.
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Ok, Mr Tonka, goat time! Gentlemen, I present the lovely Lups!
Didn't realize my adopted mommy is such a babe.

I swear that sounded better in my head.
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I swear that sounded better in my head.
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Seriously - the harder I ran, the better I felt....can't really describe it. Good days and bad days - but I trained year round, so never really any down time.



I have black, gray, and green....LMK which color
And you run now?

Well, i'll go with black this time you should go with green. I snapped a front view pic that will show Ax why we don't skip leg day.
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You know bimmette is super sad you're leaving her so she probably went on an ice cream binge.
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I'll be here waiting!

Do you guys ever feel bad for the few BP girls who stick to the General Forums instead of venturing into the OT?

Or are you guys selfish and hope they stay out?
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I'll be here waiting!

Do you guys ever feel bad for the few BP girls who stick to the General Forums instead of venturing into the OT?

Or are you guys selfish and hope they stay out?
Haha I wish more people would discover OT. But sure, more girls are fun, as long as they are cool
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And you run now?

Well, i'll go with black this time you should go with green. I snapped a front view pic that will show Ax why we don't skip leg day.
Do not run like that....just to burn a few cals...

Green it is!!
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Liver purses and jeans from 2002? Someone needs a makeover.

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