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      06-22-2015, 11:16 PM   #45
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Bahaaha. I never learned to drink water.
I remember as a kid, we had a "drink a 250ml milk/day" national campaign from the country I am from. Going forward, now they put so much hormones in their milk, and those younger kids are as tall as Dutch.


For people who doesn't know the metric SI unit.
L is about = 1.056688qt (hamburger unit)
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      06-22-2015, 11:47 PM   #46
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I remember as a kid, we had a "drink a 250ml milk/day" national campaign from the country I am from. Going forward, now they put so much hormones in their milk, and those younger kids are as tall as Dutch.


For people who doesn't know the metric SI unit.
L is about = 1.056688qt (hamburger unit)
Haha, I taste the shit in every other but organic milk here. I can't drink them at all.

Thanks for translating the units. Now they'll know how bad my habit is.
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      06-22-2015, 11:56 PM   #48
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Haha, I taste the shit in every other but organic milk here. I can't drink them at all.

Thanks for translating the units. Now they'll know how bad my habit is.
Our family drinks organic, but I drink whatever smells less weird. 2% milk are usually my prefence, but since they buy full nutrient organic milk (horizon?), I just drink that. No more than 500ml/day (~1/2 qt).

I forgot to comment, but it makes me smile when you post "hamburger unit" or "hotdog unit."
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      06-22-2015, 11:58 PM   #49
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Some people will do anything to get in the limelight and jack up their numbers.
Yup, got me there Shakira!

Meh, the system would work if stupidity wouldn't be rewarded. Sadly as seen in my numbers it doesn't work.
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      06-22-2015, 11:59 PM   #50
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1/2 gallon (1.89L) is printed on all our cartons of whole milk. In that light, 1l per day isn't excessive. A good bowl of cereal gets u about 1/2L, no?
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1/2 gallon (1.89L) is printed on all our cartons of whole milk. In that light, 1l per day isn't excessive. A good bowl of cereal gets u about 1/2L, no?
Mixing anything with milk will when I take over the universe result in being stabbed with a fork to a kneecap.
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Mixing anything with milk will when I take over the universe result in being stabbed with a fork to a kneecap.
How do you eat a bowl of Cheerios??? Water?
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How do you eat a bowl of Cheerios??? Water?
Lol, I wouldn't eat those ever. I can't even look at people eating anything cereal kinds of stuff.

I know, a freak I am indeed.
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So no Oreo cookies in your universe either???
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So no Oreo cookies in your universe either???
Those are not crushed into the milk so they'll be allowed, I wouldn't eat those either though.
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Definition of exotic is what gets me. Many think I come from one, and I would pay a lot to avoid a beach holiday in Hawaii. In my mind, Canada is perfection if i can bring bacon with me. Their exotic version just is not the real shit.
.... but what do you love more, bacon or bacon time?
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.... but what do you love more, bacon or bacon time?
The answer starts with a B!
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The answer starts with a B!
They both start with a B...., one ends with a.... oh nvm.
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They both start with a B...., one ends with a.... oh nvm.
Too tough choice. Can't hande it in my pre coffee state.
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Too tough choice. Can't hande it in my pre coffee state.
Same here ... need coffee ...
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Too tough choice. Can't hande it in my pre coffee state.
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I am waiting for the depreciate button so I can knock you down a peg.....

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I'm more impressed/scared by the 7500+ posts in only 15 months. And you're not mailing in generic posts in the new delivery threads either. You are truly prolific.
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LOL
this comes to mind...don't ban me
Lol, close to home.

We are usually outside. The pups have strict guidelines on how far they can go and where to meet, and usually they are too busy running about to care if I read something. It's not like bimmerpost takes that much concentration, with our witty conversations being this demanding.

Other than them being stationary or bored and not learning anything new and naturally the being inside and me owning a laptop, it's like that. Men are the only creatures with the luxury of spending their time by doing one thing at the time.
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Hahaha.
They tried that. There was a "thumbs up/thumbs down" button when this new stuff first rolled out not too long ago. I got temp banned for doing too many thumbs down in one session, lol.
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