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      07-22-2015, 08:07 PM   #1
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Wife and kids are away for the week (NSFV)

*******PLEASE NOTE THE "NOT SAFE FOR VEGETARIANS"********



So, with the wife and kids looking at colleges up in Boston and Rhode Island...I took it upon myself to eat like crap, and treat myself a couple of these bad boys.

This tag is 1 steak - 2.28 lbs in all its glory



Here's a precooked pick - we're sitting almost 2" thick of aged bone-in ribeye. The bone itself has not been cut lengthwise


Cooked it on the Weber - typical fuel, 1/2 Kingsford - 1/2 Apple Lump. Steak is room temp before searing - dressed in nothing but sea salt, fresh ground pepper, and a little EVOO


To get an idea on the massive Flinstone-ian size - that plate is almost 11" in diameter.


Know - I know what you're thinking, and you're probably right. Someone is going to squeal to the Mrs. on me.



Well - everyone in the house is telling me my secret is safe. And yeah - I ate one yesterday too.


Off to get my cholesterol meds!
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      07-22-2015, 08:32 PM   #2
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Holy Cr*p!!! THAT is a steak...
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This is going to be my new tradition when I'm home alone... Can't believe I've never thought of binge steak eating by myself
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the dogs looked like they are enjoying themselves too
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You made me wish I had a wife

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This is going to be my new tradition when I'm home alone... Can't believe I've never thought of binge steak eating by myself
Yeah - I had this planned for about a month now.

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the dogs looked like they are enjoying themselves too
Just note: I took the bones away from them once the meat was gone. Don't want them getting splinters in there stomach. But yeah - they ain't no mama's dogs now.
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You made me wish I had a wife

So she could go away for a week

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Manly as hell.
I had beer too.
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So she could go away for a week



I had beer too.
Yup, hubby just seems to dump me with a fuck load of work.

I'm switching teams, if a wife is this much better!

(wise choice with the bones, the surest way to fuck up your me time is to let them enjoy life too much)
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The dogpictures are hilarious.

Are bonesplinters a problem for dogs?
My parents used to have a dog and he got a bone every week and after a few hours he completely ate/crushed the bone (it was raw obiously). Never had any problems afaik.
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The dogpictures are hilarious.

Are bonesplinters a problem for dogs?
My parents used to have a dog and he got a bone every week and after a few hours he completely ate/crushed the bone (it was raw obiously). Never had any problems afaik.
Can be - depends on the bone iteself. Chicken bones, ham bones, rib bones have a tendency to splinter and are considered unsafe.

There are other bones that are more safe for dogs - like knuckle bones that you get at the pet store. Just need to be careful...
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I got it even better...kids are leaving tomorrow on a 4 day cruise with Grandma...just the wifey and I Thurs-Mon.....game on!
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I got it even better...kids are leaving tomorrow on a 4 day cruise with Grandma...just the wifey and I Thurs-Mon.....game on!
I applaud you...as getting rid of the kids for a few days is key. Congrats.

Might I just state that if you're happy the wife is staying with you...well, maybe you just haven't been married long enough.

To note: I've been with my wife since high-school...and let's just state that I graduated when hair bands where still a thing.
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I applaud you...as getting rid of the kids for a few days is key. Congrats.

Might I just state that if you're happy the wife is staying with you...well, maybe you just haven't been married long enough.

To note: I've been with my wife since high-school...and let's just state that I graduated when hair bands where still a thing.

Haha..don't get me wrong. Alone time with myself is rare, I would rather be with my girl. I can still do my thing but we have fun at the same time. My wife likes to read and hang..I'm always on the go: wrenching, fixing, cleaning, puttering, etc...

bTW, I'm not far behind you...I'll be 42 in Oct.
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You can order antlers chews for dogs without them splintering.
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You should try cooking it directly on the coals.

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/07/01/di...king.html?_r=0
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Damn! You at the whole thing?
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      07-23-2015, 12:42 AM   #21
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Well done that man!

I too enjoy a nice piece of rare steak when my wife and son are away.

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Well done sir! Nothing beats a little bit of guilty pleasure
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