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      12-03-2014, 01:53 PM   #67
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I might have to blame this one the "lost in translation" phenomenon, because you're still not making any sense. What will reach me?
Hah! Either you're just messing with me OR you really dont understand it, in which case you seem to be the only one... meaning my english really isn't the problem
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      12-03-2014, 01:57 PM   #69
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I cannot do 25.. I just have to cruise at 30. Sorry. Yet to get pulled over for it. Watch today be the day lol
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      12-03-2014, 01:59 PM   #70
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Ugh a Swede...you people gave us the curse that is IKEA. It's like you guys build crappy furniture, blow it up into millions of pieces, shove it into a box and sell it to unsuspecting college kids who are unaware that they're about to spend an entire weekend putting together an end table.
Lol! Nothing good comes cheap
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      12-03-2014, 02:01 PM   #71
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No please, I'm sure there are some. Grab a Finnish to English dictionary and get to work!
Men are always assumed yo be the db's. I apologize for my kind for saying that way, way too often.
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      12-03-2014, 02:26 PM   #72
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Men are always assumed yo be the db's. I apologize for my kind for saying that way, way too often.
It is quite ok...those that do say that do not matter generally to us guys, but being a Canadian, I cannot refuse an apology, therefore, apology accepted!
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      12-03-2014, 04:05 PM   #73
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I also speed nearly every single freakin day.
Speed limits are mostly suggestions if you think about it. You can get screwed going over or under, they just post the happy medium.

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      12-03-2014, 06:02 PM   #74
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Speaking of a chevy drivers. Coming from post office, and I saw this today....

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      12-03-2014, 06:18 PM   #75
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Speaking of a chevy drivers. Coming from post office, and I saw this today....
TBF, the asshole in import parked like that first - but not like that matters to the judgemental Ahole..
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      12-03-2014, 06:24 PM   #76
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TBF, the asshole in import parked like that first - but not like that matters to the judgemental Ahole..
Oh thanks.
To be even more fair. the import guy looks like he put at least 9" inside the white line. The Chevy driver had a choice to not to park there or park it correctly.
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      12-03-2014, 06:25 PM   #77
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Speaking of a chevy drivers. Coming from post office, and I saw this today....

He's barely grazing a largely unused spot - I'm cool with it.
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      12-03-2014, 06:28 PM   #78
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Oh thanks.
To be even more fair. the import guy looks like he put at least 9" inside the white line. The Chevy driver had a choice to not to park there or park it correctly.
Oh dude, I wasn't referring to you, but glad u didn't take it that way either.. I was referring to all those OUT THERE .. we cool?

if he then parks correctly the import guy will then accuse him of parking too close..

let's form a circle jerk of judgment
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Oh dude, I wasn't referring to you, but glad u didn't take it that way either.. I was referring to all those OUT THERE .. we cool?

if he then parks correctly the import guy will then accuse him of parking too close..

let's form a circle jerk of judgment
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      12-03-2014, 06:37 PM   #80
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unless it's POSITIVE jugdement -we all like that
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      12-03-2014, 06:41 PM   #81
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unless it's POSITIVE jugdement -we all like that
Negative draws more traffic and attention to member. However, it may go out of the line, and thread might get closed down.
Oh yeah, we will see lots of "IBTL"s as well.
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      12-03-2014, 06:44 PM   #82
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Negative draws more traffic and attention to member. However, it may go out of the line, and thread might get closed down.
Oh yeah, we will see lots of "IBTL"s as well.
That's true, it's most entertaining when it goes into full clusterf**k mode..
btw I am enjoying this positive circle jerking of complimenting each other we have going on right here.. [not creepy disclaimer]
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      12-03-2014, 08:22 PM   #83
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I'd like to join if we can remove the whole "judgement" part.
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      12-03-2014, 08:40 PM   #84
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Im worse. I park in handicap at my Mom's office.

Yup. Sure do. I also drove in the carpool lane every day while pregnant. 5% tint really helps.

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Try not to teach your kid to be as much of a shit as you are.
Sterlization is the only solution.
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      12-03-2014, 10:08 PM   #85
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Many things here:

1) Notice the car to his left is clearly also taking up multiple spots and it's a shit box.
2.) The parking lot has plenty of open parking spots and he parked far out so who cares.
3.) The cart that was left behind nearby somewhat supports his argument of shoppers not really caring about other cars.
...And the car appears to be parked well away from the door of the building...at least the owner was a considerate DB to other shoppers by parking so far away from the store
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      12-03-2014, 11:48 PM   #86
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      12-04-2014, 12:03 AM   #87
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I learned the most about car repairs (and just how much force is required to put my fist thru a window) by driving a 245DL


Citroen C5. 2 year old then and lamps needed to be changed. took me 17 hours to give up and take it to a shop, and it took them 2 hours per lamp to change them. That car, and it was my parents taught me all I ever will need to know about cars.
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      12-04-2014, 07:23 AM   #88
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Congrats, you're a piece of shit.

Try not to teach your kid to be as much of a shit as you are.
Fuck off
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