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      04-01-2014, 01:14 PM   #45
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I came too soon. I planned on fuking her for at least 5 mins this time. I wanted to blast her cheeks too.
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      04-01-2014, 01:29 PM   #46
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I came too soon. I planned on fuking her for at least 5 mins this time. I wanted to blast her cheeks too.
I like your initiative, but I see this as too closely resembling 3rd World Problems.
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      04-01-2014, 01:31 PM   #47
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I like your initiative, but I see this as too closely resembling 3rd World Problems.
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      04-01-2014, 02:34 PM   #49
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This is even better

http://www.amazon.com/CTA-Digital-Pe...t+paper+holder
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      04-01-2014, 03:02 PM   #50
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I hate ketchup
. Ketchup is the devil.
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      04-01-2014, 03:36 PM   #51
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. Ketchup is the devil.
Freaking cant stand it.
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      04-01-2014, 03:44 PM   #52
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Freaking cant stand it.
Not even on your eggs?
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      04-01-2014, 04:27 PM   #53
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Not even on your eggs?
I dont like the taste of it all. I think its the vinegar. I dunno. I hate it.
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      04-01-2014, 04:50 PM   #54
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Ketchup is so fucking awesome. It tastes good on anything made of carbohydrates and most things that aren't. I'd eat it out of the bottle if it were socially acceptable. Only mustard beats it.

Whataburger fancy ketchup, mmm mmm mmmmmmm.
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Ketchup is so fucking awesome. It tastes good on anything made of carbohydrates and most things that aren't. I'd eat it out of the bottle if it were socially acceptable. Only mustard beats it.

Whataburger fancy ketchup, mmm mmm mmmmmmm.
ew I hate mustard too... and mayonnaise and onions, and pickles....yucky!!!!
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ew I hate mustard too... and mayonnaise and onions, and pickles....yucky!!!!
Hmm. Relish? Cheese? Pimento spread? Hot sauce?

...Nutella?

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      04-01-2014, 05:08 PM   #57
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I am facing a First World Problem this evening...

So, I drove to pick up my Bike out of storage, then toook it for its annual service in preparation for the riding season. After I left the Service Center, I rode straight to work and had a little fun on the way.

Now I am at work, and trying to devise a plan on how can I ride my bike back to my place, but also go back to pick up my car with out bothering someone with a last minute favor of meeting me at my place so I can park the bike then go get my car...

First World Problems indeed...
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      04-01-2014, 05:19 PM   #58
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Hmm. Relish? Cheese? Pimento spread? Hot sauce?

...Nutella?
Dont like relish, only certain cheeses like queso, cheddar, american and gouda, dont know what pimento is, nope dont like hot sauce, dont like nutella....too sweet.
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      04-01-2014, 06:23 PM   #59
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Dont like relish, only certain cheeses like queso, cheddar, american and gouda, dont know what pimento is, nope dont like hot sauce, dont like nutella....too sweet.
Would you like some cheese with that whine?

Kidding! Seems like we're both on the same page for the most part. Ketchup easily being one of the most disgusting things on the planet
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Ketchup rocks!
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Ketchup rocks!
Note when it's on your new shirt, pants, and jacket.
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      04-01-2014, 07:38 PM   #62
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Note when it's on your new shirt, pants, and jacket.
With my 1 and 3 year old kids at home, I don't complain much about what ends up on my shirt, pants, jacket, and pretty much anywhere in the house.

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Crap, now we have a critter in the attic. I wonder if I can lure him down with ketchup....
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      04-01-2014, 08:03 PM   #64
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Well lets not fool ourselves...., a California is the corvette of Ferrari's anyways.
The last yr production of the least popular model.. talk about scraping the barrel

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I came too soon. I planned on fuking her for at least 5 mins this time. I wanted to blast her cheeks too.
That would be a 'big man' problem..
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      04-01-2014, 08:15 PM   #65
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Some of these are made up, but this one is 100% real...

As usual, I went over to the W to get a steam today. However, the steam room was being repaired. So I had to walk across the street to the Four Seasons to get in the steam room there.
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oh, here's another one - I have a bone to pick with Yoplait...

how about you redesign your fucking peel back top so that when you pull the top off, a tiny bit of yogurt doesn't squirt out due to the fucking pressure...

pisses me the fuck off......I peel the part of the tab that's overhanging - then I slowly peel back the foil piece around the edge.

slooooooowly I pull the tab off.....

pluueeeerrrth <--- that's the sound of yogurt jizz on my fingers

every. fucking. time.
Use a bubble tea straw instead. The straw is extra fat to pull up the fruit bits. Punch through the foil like a Capri Sun. The pressure escapes through the straw and saves you from a mess. Plus, you can eat it with one hand.

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Whataburger fancy ketchup, mmm mmm mmmmmmm.
Whataburger *spicy* ketchup

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