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      09-28-2016, 01:40 PM   #89
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I think we have a 3rd candidate for annexation to 'Murica!!

Thanks Lups...until then, you are the ambassador to 'Murica from Cold Icy Hell!!
Idiot. You know me by now: I have the diplomatic skills of trump that's been bred with an angry hairy dude.

As for my country's history, the mighty germans had a prayer in their books against the all mighty Hakkapeliitta's, a part of the Swedish army that was collected from finland. We also kicked Russias ass in the ww 2 while the numbers were mildly against us (4 million Finns, 170 million russians) (I do need to say also that the second match didn't exactly go our way, but these tiny details can be forgotten while writing a pompous post).

Come on, take our potato there, and we'll just find us a pm with any sort of charisma. There has to be a person like that here somewhere hiding.
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I'd like to dissect that word if you don't mind. With a slight French or German accent (doesn't really matter in this case), dissected, it would be "Bad as se rest"

We can certainly make America bad as the rest, but in order to do so, certain improvements will need to be made to America to bring her up to this standard.

#1. Neither Trump or Hillary becomes the next president.

#2. Axius , jtodd_fl , Mr Tonka are bringing American standards up, but not by enough. Therefore, bimmette and Lups are to be imported into the States to bring the national average on par with other nations.

#3. You hereby agree that the word "foyer" is to be pronounced "foeyay", not "foyur".

Edit: #4. Milk will hereby be distributed and sold in bags as it ought to be.
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What do you want from us?!?! We're only 3 bad as dudes.
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Plus I thought our involvement was supposed to be kept secret - black budget stuff. :/
It cannot be kept secret if you wish to bring America up to the standard where she is at least as bad as the rest of the world. Are you in? Or aren't you American? We can talk about how to make America better than the rest of the world later, but that's the subject of a whole other list and approximates the length of 'War and Peace'.

And btw, I cannot believe you left Mr.Tonka's sentence uncorrected. I thought that stuff was like catnip to you?
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I'd like to dissect that word if you don't mind. With a slight French or German accent (doesn't really matter in this case), dissected, it would be "Bad as se rest"

We can certainly make America bad as the rest, but in order to do so, certain improvements will need to be made to America to bring her up to this standard.

#1. Neither Trump or Hillary becomes the next president.

#2. Axius , jtodd_fl , Mr Tonka are bringing American standards up, but not by enough. Therefore, bimmette and Lups are to be imported into the States to bring the national average on par with other nations.

#3. You hereby agree that the word "foyer" is to be pronounced "foeyay", not "foyur".

Edit: #4. Milk will hereby be distributed and sold in bags as it ought to be.
Wrong. Bad-ass-er-est. Better than badass, better than badasser, it's badasserest
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I'd like to dissect that word if you don't mind. With a slight French or German accent (doesn't really matter in this case), dissected, it would be "Bad as se rest"

We can certainly make America bad as the rest, but in order to do so, certain improvements will need to be made to America to bring her up to this standard.

#1. Neither Trump or Hillary becomes the next president.

#2. Axius , jtodd_fl , Mr Tonka are bringing American standards up, but not by enough. Therefore, bimmette and Lups are to be imported into the States to bring the national average on par with other nations.

#3. You hereby agree that the word "foyer" is to be pronounced "foeyay", not "foyur".

Edit: #4. Milk will hereby be distributed and sold in bags as it ought to be.
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What do you want from us?!?! We're only 3 bad as dudes.
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Plus I thought our involvement was supposed to be kept secret - black budget stuff. :/
It cannot be kept secret if you wish to bring America up to the standard where she is at least as bad as the rest of the world. Are you in? Or aren't you American?

And btw, I cannot believe you left Mr.Tonka's sentence uncorrected. I thought that stuff was like catnip to you?
I have a soft spot for typos. I make them al the time. It's actual mistakes that I thrive on. Love them!
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Plus I thought our involvement was supposed to be kept secret - black budget stuff. :/
I categorically deny the existence of any such budget.


















How much did we say we were budgeting for watches again?
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Plus I thought our involvement was supposed to be kept secret - black budget stuff. :/
I categorically deny the existence of any such budget.


















How much did we say we were budgeting for watches again?
6.022 x10^23 CHF

One MOL-ion Francs. Hahahha. #nerdhumor #notactuallyfunny
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That's it!!

You sir are off from my friend list, and we are having date nights weekly until you stop being mean to milk!

Hey guys if you don't make it the usa, finland is currently led by a potato. The salary is good, so I suggest you work on your grunting and move up here to fix our car taxes!
Actually, I'm being nice to milk. I'm treating it as it should. You see, I believe milk is beautiful and should be displayed in a medium where everyone can see it in all its glory. Thus, a clear plastic bag.

Whereas you appear to propose that milk needs to hide itself in a paper carton and are effectively body shaming it.

Now which one of us here is really the good Samaritan?
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I se what you did there.
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      09-28-2016, 01:52 PM   #97
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6.022 x10^23 CHF

One MOL-ion Francs. Hahahha. #nerdhumor #notactuallyfunny
Was Avogadro a fan, as well?
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Wrong. Bad-ass-er-est. Better than badass, better than badasser, it's badasserest
Ima let you finish, but my interpretation is much better.

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      09-28-2016, 01:55 PM   #99
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6.022 x10^23 CHF

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Was Avogadro a fan, as well?
Indeed! Thank you for knowing. I shed a small tear.
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      09-28-2016, 01:55 PM   #100
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Actually, I'm being nice to milk. I'm treating it as it should. You see, I believe milk is beautiful and should be displayed in a medium where everyone can see it in all its glory. Thus, a clear plastic bag.

Whereas you appear to propose that milk needs to hide itself in a paper carton and are effectively body shaming it.

Now which one of us here is really the good Samaritan?
You celebrate the beauty in a glass, preferably a frozen glass. You do not expose the beauty to light OR plastic. And the maximum sold by date from it being packeted is: 7 days.

So how about a fancy dinner?
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      09-28-2016, 01:57 PM   #101
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Idiot. You know me by now: I have the diplomatic skills of trump that's been bred with an angry hairy dude.

As for my country's history, the mighty germans had a prayer in their books against the all mighty Hakkapeliitta's, a part of the Swedish army that was collected from finland. We also kicked Russias ass in the ww 2 while the numbers were mildly against us (4 million Finns, 170 million russians) (I do need to say also that the second match didn't exactly go our way, but these tiny details can be forgotten while writing a pompous post).

Come on, take our potato there, and we'll just find us a pm with any sort of charisma. There has to be a person like that here somewhere hiding.

We don't want an ambassador to make everyone happy...we want an ambassador that will make them tear out their hair and claw at their eyes while kicking and screaming on the floor.

There is only one person suited for that...you.
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Indeed! Thank you for knowing. I shed a small tear.
I math. Did I not tell you this?
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I se what you did there.
nice job not taking the bait.
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You celebrate the beauty in a glass, preferably a frozen glass. You do not expose the beauty to light OR plastic. And the maximum sold by date from it being packeted is: 7 days.

So how about a fancy dinner?
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I can math, even have a degree in mathing.

Plus, I can guacamole, if the overlords are in want (Because they would never NEED anything)
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You celebrate the beauty in a glass, preferably a frozen glass. You do not expose the beauty to light OR plastic. And the maximum sold by date from it being packeted is: 7 days.

So how about a fancy dinner?
Oh, and since you mentioned it, I did a little research and found that it is common to have a plastic coating to the carton inside to make it waterproof. Therefore, you are still exposing your precious milk to plastic.

https://www.crd.bc.ca/service/waste-...artons--paper-

http://earth911.com/food/the-lowdown...-milk-cartons/

http://myplasticfreelife.com/2007/11/hidden-plastic/


I love misery. How are you feeling right now? Ready to take back the offer of dinner?
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We don't want an ambassador to make everyone happy...we want an ambassador that will make them tear out their hair and claw at their eyes while kicking and screaming on the floor.

There is only one person suited for that...you.
Wait, ambassador of which country and to which setting? You'll soon have trump to try out this tactic and I've tried it for two days now...

As told before, I've trained dogs as my hobby for 15 years or so. I take on dogs and owners with behavioral issues so bad the dogs would get put down if not for my disturbing hobby. Well, my mother bought a puppy four months ago, and she is in deep shit with it. The puppy has developed issues so severe she keeps her locked up in an other building in her property (my fucking property!!!). I've spent four days with the pup, only an hour or two per day with it and the dog is as far as her behavior with me: Really good.

With my mom, she's obnoxious shithead, biter (not the puppy way), she tears up everything and my mom can't even get her to sit.

I completely blew up today, after sending my mother reports (I fucking write her reports on our training sessions!!!) after each of our training session, and she had not bothered to even try simple exercises. She also had not bothered to think how her behavior is different than mine, and use it to get the puppy in her control. I gave her the name of my favorite shelter and told her to do the dog a favor. I suck at being diplomatic.

And I don't even fucking talk to my mother, ever. If my relatives hasn't begged me to help the poor dog, I would've made it to a full 6 months without seeing her mug.

Trust me. I'm not cut out to be a diplomat. I fucking hate idiots.
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I can math, even have a degree in mathing.

Plus, I can guacamole, if the overlords are in want (Because they would never NEED anything)
I math. I gumbo. I drive fast.
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Wait, ambassador of which country and to which setting? You'll soon have trump to try out this tactic and I've tried it for two days now...


Trust me. I'm not cut out to be a diplomat. I fucking hate idiots.
You sir, have just said the magic words. You're hired!!
We hate politicians.
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I can math, even have a degree in mathing.

Plus, I can guacamole, if the overlords are in want (Because they would never NEED anything)
Careful, Lord Axius has a great distaste for the guac. Come on over to the DP and we'll have ourselves a party.
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