New 2009 2010 BMW Z4 - ZPOST
BMW Garage BMW Meets Register Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read


Go Back   New 2009 2010 BMW Z4 - ZPOST > BIMMERPOST Universal Forums > Off-Topic Discussions Board

Post Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
      09-28-2016, 07:11 AM   #1
MKSixer
Lieutenant General
MKSixer's Avatar
34172
Rep
11,637
Posts

Drives: 2015 BMW i8, E63 M6, 328d
Join Date: Jun 2015
Location: Southeast United States

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
2016 M4 GTS (Allotted)  [0.00]
2013 BMW 328d  [0.00]
2007 BMW M6  [10.00]
2015 BMW i8  [10.00]
1MOREMOD & Axius for President w/MKSixer as Chief of Stuff & C5Driver for Security

WE HAVE HAD IT.

After the debacle of Monday night we decided to do something about the horrible state of politics in this country.

You've seen in Axius signature...

1MOREMOD & AXIUS FO PREZ

MKSIXER CHIEF OF STUFF
BELIEVERS OF BACON, BEER, GUNZ, ASS, N' TITTIES

It's about to get real in OT

First off, I'm proud to announce C5driver as our head of security to keep the major party candidates from messing with our stuff.

Everyone complains about stuff but no one offers any real solutions. HERE IS YOUR CHANCE. We invite you to ask the candidates and staff anything about their plans for 'Murica AND make suggestions to "Make 'Murica More 'Mazing"

Show your love for our country and join 1MOREMOD Axius , C5driver and myself in becoming a part of the solution.

AMERICA!!
__________________
Several actors have played James Bond, Sean Connery IS James Bond...
Sir 7ewis, 7X FIA Formula One World Championship, World Driving Champion. 100 Wins. 101 Pole Positions. 54 Fastest Laps. Actual Rain Master. Leave me to it, Bono. One Race Win in each of his 15 years in F1. Most Laps Led in Formula One. The Centurion.

Last edited by MKSixer; 09-28-2016 at 10:40 AM..
Appreciate 4
upstatedoc7555.50
TBN54426.50
      09-28-2016, 07:49 AM   #2
jtodd_fl
2nd Asst to Dept Undersecretary
jtodd_fl's Avatar
6704
Rep
1,298
Posts

Drives: People crazy
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Florida

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
2015 F82 M4  [9.00]
2016 F87 M2  [0.00]
2011 E92 M3  [0.00]
One would assume this would be the presidential protection vehicle?
__________________
This space for rent.
Appreciate 8
Dang3r12503.00
Axius4202.00
MKSixer34171.50
jgoens3787.50
TBN54426.50
Cattivo678.00
PoorLurker1135.00
      09-28-2016, 08:03 AM   #3
Dang3r
Schmollbraten
Dang3r's Avatar
Germany
12503
Rep
1,985
Posts

Drives: M4CPC // HP4 Comp.
Join Date: Jun 2015
Location: Liandri Central Core

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by MKSixer View Post
It's about to get real in OT
This sentence tells the naked truth: Real in OT is impossible.
Curious to see ya next steps for regency
__________________
Citizen of ///M - Town, where too much is just right

Some say, that my scrotum has its own small gravity field and when Im slowing down that brake lights come on at my buttox
Appreciate 0
      09-28-2016, 08:07 AM   #4
jtodd_fl
2nd Asst to Dept Undersecretary
jtodd_fl's Avatar
6704
Rep
1,298
Posts

Drives: People crazy
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Florida

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
2015 F82 M4  [9.00]
2016 F87 M2  [0.00]
2011 E92 M3  [0.00]
.
Attached Images
 
__________________
This space for rent.
Appreciate 5
Aatish3458.00
VRG_135836.50
MKSixer34171.50
TBN54426.50
PoorLurker1135.00
      09-28-2016, 08:09 AM   #5
Joekerr
Banned
7926
Rep
1,923
Posts

Drives: 2017 Audi S6
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Toronto, ON

iTrader: (0)

I don't know...having a hot leggy blond as head of security doesn't seem like it would deter folks...

Just sayin.
Appreciate 1
Lups11819.50
      09-28-2016, 08:57 AM   #6
upstatedoc
I'll get back to you
upstatedoc's Avatar
7556
Rep
2,132
Posts

Drives: blue streak
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: not downstate

iTrader: (2)

I didn't think C5 was around any more.
__________________
2018 Stinger GT
2009 E90 N51 /Active Autowerke Stage 2 tune/BMW Performance Exhaust/
Countermeasure enthusiast.
Appreciate 0
      09-28-2016, 09:32 AM   #7
jgoens
Major General
jgoens's Avatar
3788
Rep
5,776
Posts

Drives: 2013 335i msport
Join Date: Nov 2014
Location: San Mateo, CA

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by jtodd_fl View Post
.
So these guys are mice?
Appreciate 0
      09-28-2016, 09:35 AM   #8
1MOREMOD
-
1MOREMOD's Avatar
United_States
11815
Rep
23,187
Posts

Drives: Race car->
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: check your mirrors

iTrader: (5)

He isn't but has been sworn in and agreed to uphold the 10 pimp commandments and shoot what we tell him. As far as the presidential ride there will be many so a superpac will need to be started. I would prefer something in green with a gun turret.
Appreciate 0
      09-28-2016, 09:39 AM   #9
bimmette
YouTube.com/TvTara
bimmette's Avatar
Canada
6453
Rep
4,715
Posts

Drives: like I stole it! (11 m3 E93)
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: Vancouver

iTrader: (0)

That's awesome. Head of security is MIA. Sounds about right.
Appreciate 1
VRG_135836.50
      09-28-2016, 09:39 AM   #10
Axius
Banned
Seychelles
4202
Rep
216
Posts

Drives: 612 Scaglietti
Join Date: Sep 2015
Location: Watch Me NayNay

iTrader: (0)

Yes, we have let C5 know of his new responsibilities, which he gladly accepted.


As one of my first motions for the nation, there will be no more working on Monday and every Friday grocery stores are required (by law) to serve patrons at least (1) beer and (2) strips of thick cut bacon.
Appreciate 3
MKSixer34171.50
Cattivo678.00
      09-28-2016, 09:40 AM   #11
1MOREMOD
-
1MOREMOD's Avatar
United_States
11815
Rep
23,187
Posts

Drives: Race car->
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: check your mirrors

iTrader: (5)

It's called covert. He's in camo ready to stab you in the neck if needed.
Appreciate 1
MKSixer34171.50
      09-28-2016, 09:41 AM   #12
Axius
Banned
Seychelles
4202
Rep
216
Posts

Drives: 612 Scaglietti
Join Date: Sep 2015
Location: Watch Me NayNay

iTrader: (0)

Edited due to radical propaganda and do not want to offend peons.

Last edited by Axius; 09-28-2016 at 09:50 AM..
Appreciate 1
MKSixer34171.50
      09-28-2016, 09:47 AM   #13
bimmette
YouTube.com/TvTara
bimmette's Avatar
Canada
6453
Rep
4,715
Posts

Drives: like I stole it! (11 m3 E93)
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: Vancouver

iTrader: (0)

Wait who is 1morelap? He's gonna be really confused when he wakes up
Appreciate 1
MKSixer34171.50
      09-28-2016, 09:49 AM   #14
1MOREMOD
-
1MOREMOD's Avatar
United_States
11815
Rep
23,187
Posts

Drives: Race car->
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: check your mirrors

iTrader: (5)

My own administration is taking liberties with my name. I prefer almighty overlord.
Appreciate 0
      09-28-2016, 09:52 AM   #15
jpnh
Brigadier General
jpnh's Avatar
1424
Rep
3,395
Posts

Drives: NA
Join Date: Aug 2016
Location: USA

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD View Post
He isn't but has been sworn in and agreed to uphold the 10 pimp commandments and shoot what we tell him. As far as the presidential ride there will be many so a superpac will need to be started. I would prefer something in green with a gun turret.
ooooh ooooh oooooh!!!

mr almighty overlord....

I volunteer to operate the gun turret
Appreciate 0
      09-28-2016, 09:53 AM   #16
Axius
Banned
Seychelles
4202
Rep
216
Posts

Drives: 612 Scaglietti
Join Date: Sep 2015
Location: Watch Me NayNay

iTrader: (0)

We don't take volunteers, we make assignments for people. Kind of like a dictatorship, but we'll call it a democracy.
Appreciate 0
      09-28-2016, 10:00 AM   #17
1MOREMOD
-
1MOREMOD's Avatar
United_States
11815
Rep
23,187
Posts

Drives: Race car->
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: check your mirrors

iTrader: (5)

Quote:
Originally Posted by jpnh View Post
ooooh ooooh oooooh!!!

mr almighty overlord....

I volunteer to operate the gun turret
Have you used a 50 before, I think not? Just send cash, that's the best way to help.

On another note i will begin talks with mexico next week and Canada the following. If terms can't be met a full scale invasion will be put into place. We need to expand our kingdom and it's the best way to close our borders, own what's on the other side.
Appreciate 0
      09-28-2016, 10:00 AM   #18
gtron
powerhouse
gtron's Avatar
United_States
703
Rep
1,628
Posts

Drives: 2014 Porsche 981 CS
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Orange County, CA

iTrader: (1)

Garage List
Quote:
Originally Posted by upstatedoc View Post
I didn't think C5 was around any more.
Yea, once people found out he was a guy his "appreciate" decreased by 99% and it was a devastating blow to his ego. (S)he now posts as someone else rebuilding the ladyboi empire.
__________________
no signature. except for this one.
Appreciate 1
upstatedoc7555.50
      09-28-2016, 10:01 AM   #19
1MOREMOD
-
1MOREMOD's Avatar
United_States
11815
Rep
23,187
Posts

Drives: Race car->
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: check your mirrors

iTrader: (5)

Quote:
Originally Posted by gtron View Post
Yea, once people found out he was a guy his "appreciate" decreased by 99% and it was a devastating blow to his ego. (S)he now posts as someone else rebuilding the ladyboi empire.
A knock at your door is forthcoming, don't fight it.
Appreciate 0
      09-28-2016, 10:02 AM   #20
VRG_135
Banned
United_States
837
Rep
1,944
Posts

Drives: 2012 Silver 135 DCT
Join Date: Mar 2016
Location: Dallas Area (McKinney), TX

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by jtodd_fl View Post
.
If thats's Axius and imoremod, would this represent MKSixer?
Attached Images
 
Appreciate 2
MKSixer34171.50
jtodd_fl6703.50
      09-28-2016, 10:03 AM   #21
jpnh
Brigadier General
jpnh's Avatar
1424
Rep
3,395
Posts

Drives: NA
Join Date: Aug 2016
Location: USA

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD View Post
Have you used a 50 before, I think not? Just send cash, that's the best way to help.

On another note i will begin talks with mexico next week and Canada the following. If terms can't be met a full scale invasion will be put into place. We need to expand our kingdom and it's the best way to close our borders, own what's on the other side.
Yep......I'm proficient with a Ma Duece
Appreciate 0
      09-28-2016, 10:03 AM   #22
1MOREMOD
-
1MOREMOD's Avatar
United_States
11815
Rep
23,187
Posts

Drives: Race car->
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: check your mirrors

iTrader: (5)

Oh great is MKSixer a leg humper? We are off to a shaky start only 3 million in superpac money and no tanks.
Appreciate 0
Post Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 03:10 AM.




zpost
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
1Addicts.com, BIMMERPOST.com, E90Post.com, F30Post.com, M3Post.com, ZPost.com, 5Post.com, 6Post.com, 7Post.com, XBimmers.com logo and trademark are properties of BIMMERPOST