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      09-23-2016, 08:08 PM   #1
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Slider or Bouncer...a new darwin awards candidate

You think she slid or bounced when she and the mattress left the company of the van they were riding on top of?

http://wtop.com/prince-william-count...van-dies-fall/

Some are truly a brain cell short of a synapse.....

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I bought one of those "Sleep Number" mattresses a while back. It took me a while but I finally found my ideal sleep number. It's 9. 9 Beers.
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I bought one of those "Sleep Number" mattresses a while back. It took me a while but I finally found my ideal sleep number. It's 9. 9 Beers.
Do you think her last words before she climbed onto the mattress on the roof were the immortal "Could you hold my beer...."
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I'm trying to to picture it.

Dropped Honda Civic w/ Fart Can, but the shocks are shot so it bounces like a mofo. (Boyfriends Car)
Mattress on roof, absolutely no tie-downs.
Girl on top of mattress starfish to distribute weight.
Woman Driving has an arm out the window grabbing onto a mattress handle as a safety measure.


What could possibly go wrong...you don't even need beer in that scenario
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You think she slid or bounced when she and the mattress left the company of the van they were riding on top of?

http://wtop.com/prince-william-count...van-dies-fall/

Some are truly a brain cell short of a synapse.....

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Oh my, I hope the driver has "blanket" collision coverage.
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Oh my, I hope the driver has "blanket" collision coverage.

I'm getting tired of these bad puns.






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Oh my, I hope the driver has "blanket" collision coverage.

I'm getting tired of these bad puns.






Hey, when your sleep number is up, your sleep number is up.
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      09-29-2016, 07:17 PM   #8
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Geez - my office is a few mins around the corner from there, hadn't heard this one yet though!
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