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      09-23-2016, 11:57 AM   #89
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Who says men are dumb? Usually they say we think with our dicks, which you kind of just proved. Heh.
I wasn't really thinking about it at all.

I was like; i poke her and if things go ok i poke the other, Worst case one gets poked. Neither were bad looking but i just had to have the other for some reason, like ASAP
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Who says men are dumb? Usually they say we think with our dicks, which you kind of just proved. Heh.
Very true and women think with their limbic system.
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Correct, Tara for the upper part and Sara for the legs *duck&run*
Yeah, and since I look like shit, it's better to hide! I don't even have legs, and my face is worse than what an M6 looks like.
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Yeah, and since I look like shit, it's better to hide! I don't even have legs, and my face is worse than what an M6 looks like.
At least you dont look like a pontiac aztek!
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Yeah, and since I look like shit, it's better to hide! I don't even have legs, and my face is worse than what an M6 looks like.
As long as we are more sub-objective to recognize that we are below or equal the middle and havent the intention to bother other ppl with our appearance, its ok. But this is my POV.
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You're from Detroit, right? You know exactly what I have to work with.
Trap queen galore. Just go a little north towards Shelby TWP, they get much more attractive and less..., ghetto.
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According to some seen TV reports Detroits' going down and the ppl there are more and more poor. Is that true?
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At least you dont look like a pontiac aztek!
I saw one of those there. Something's are worse than the pictures showed.

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As long as we are more sub-objective to recognize that we are below or equal the middle and havent the intention to bother other ppl with our appearance, its ok. But this is my POV.
I believe in darkness and good image boosters! All the people who have met me swear I'm a man with a huge penis, that's how I get to meet all the chicks in bp!

Nah, I just have issues with cameras. I enjoy my freedom in the net and I don't need the idiots anyone can pick up from a car forum.

My kids read the F8x since they want a new one, so I'm behaving extremely well these days!
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According to some seen TV reports Detroits' going down and the ppl there are more and more poor. Is that true?
That city is my favorite city out of all the places I've visited. The place will rise again and when it does, ax and I will go there and cause some havoc.
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That city is my favorite city out of all the places I've visited. The place will rise again and when it does, ax and I will go there and cause some havoc.
Gimme a sign and then Im with ya, I cant afford miss that
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Well, I'd date you as a punishment for sure but I doubt anyone would be okay with such a severe consequences to your mild crime.
Yeah, let's just stay frienemies if its all the same to you. You stay in Finland and I'll stay in Canada and the twain shall never meet.
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According to some seen TV reports Detroits' going down and the ppl there are more and more poor. Is that true?
Depends on which part. Downtown is slowly trying to grow again, a lot of local business owners trying to open up food spots, local art, etc.

However, if you ride up and down 7 mile near Groesbeck/Gratiot all the way out towards Woodward/Southfield it's a ton of burned down houses, bums everywhere, shootings, prostitutes, crack houses, and all that fun stuff. This probably spans across 40 square miles (maybe more, I'm no geologist) in the surrounding downtown areas.
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Gimme a sign and then Im with ya, I cant afford miss that
Oh, I drove there last summer. It was epic! It's hilarious for a European to be in a place everyone says is scary as hell and all I met was people who seriously appreciated fun. The spirit of the city is such a mindfuck, I'll definitely go back.
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Yeah, let's just stay frienemies if its all the same to you. You stay in Finland and I'll stay in Canada and the twain shall never meet.
Yeah, but if you're not nice, know that I know now how to make you scared.

I'm thinking restaurants... I have a history at failing dates involving food longer than anyone wants to know.
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      09-23-2016, 12:35 PM   #102
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Afaik Detroit was the city of cars. Since this went down...what else they have? Other heavy industries?
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Depends on which part. Downtown is slowly trying to grow again, a lot of local business owners trying to open up food spots, local art, etc.

However, if you ride up and down 7 mile near Groesbeck/Gratiot all the way out towards Woodward/Southfield it's a ton of burned down houses, bums everywhere, shootings, prostitutes, crack houses, and all that fun stuff. This probably spans across 40 square miles (maybe more, I'm no geologist) in the surrounding downtown areas.
So you're telling him to avoid the best parts? Jesus.

I still text at times with some of the folks I met there. Our lives couldn't be any different but man we all have in common a touch of attitude (yes, the misfits song is playing in my head )
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So you're telling him to avoid the best parts? Jesus.

I still text at times with some of the folks I met there. Our lives couldn't be any different but man we all have in common a touch of attitude (yes, the misfits song is playing in my head )
Hey now, nowhere in that statement did I tell him to avoid ANYTHING! I was merely explaining the demographics of the area. Some of the best soul food I've had was in the armpits of Detroit.

We're all on this world together, some places you just have to watch your back more than others.

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Afaik Detroit was the city of cars. Since this went down...what else they have? Other heavy industries?
It's mostly still manufacturing, tooling, machinery components, automobile components, automobiles (Chevy 6 speed trans, Dodge Ram, etc.), and a lot of other industrial manufacturing.

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This probably spans across 40 square miles (maybe more, I'm no geologist) in the surrounding downtown areas.
You're no cunning linguist either.
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Hey now, nowhere in that statement did I tell him to avoid ANYTHING! I was merely explaining the demographics of the area. Some of the best soul food I've had was in the armpits of Detroit.

We're all on this world together, some places you just have to watch your back more than others.



It's mostly still manufacturing, tooling, machinery components, automobile components, automobiles (Chevy 6 speed trans, Dodge Ram, etc.), and a lot of other industrial manufacturing.
You're turning in to a cautious old fart
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You're no cunning linguist either.
Whatever, Webster. Don't you have an apple tree to go sit under or something?
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You take that back, I will never turn into an old gray cautious bastard like the ones that frequent our very own OT. NEVER I TELL YOU!
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Whatever, Webster. Don't you have an apple tree to go sit under or something?
I suppose I could, but a pen just exploded that was in my pocket protector, so have to clean that off first, and my glasses are a little dirty so I'm afraid I might not be able to see the tree till its too late.

But if I get there...and an apple drops on my head...just imagine what I'll come up with! The possibilities are...few.
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You take that back, I will never turn into an old gray cautious bastard like the ones that frequent our very own OT. NEVER I TELL YOU!
Dude I already told everyone your arthritis is the cause of my pool being green.
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