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      09-29-2016, 08:20 AM   #243
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That reminds me to a story which happend several years ago and this is no joke: Mid of the 90th a few guys and me went into Hamburg over St. Pauli and the famous Reeperbahn. After a few turns we'd decided to enter a bar which name was "Amiga Bar". The ladies inside were entirely asian style and I would tell a lie if I would state that only one of them was not totally hot.
So, we sat down at a table, three chicks were approaching and asking about drinks. We'd ordered some and stated, that one of us was having birthday that day. Now: Two went away to get our drinks and the third was instantly kneeing down, slips under the table and the next thing we're awaring was the slightly blushing face of the birthday dude, which belt and trousers gets open quickly and a black haired head gave a very impressive blow job
Right, after short cheering we're looking more discreetly aside into the crowd to let him more enjoy his present - as long as he started to scream! As we turned back we were seeing a shemale with an erected longdong into that size, that you'll need a pair of hands to cover it...
The rest is really history
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      09-29-2016, 08:45 AM   #245
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Dude..., you kissed a dude!



I think grimlock also was enamored with a tranny at one point too! You're like eskimo brothers!
She had a nice pair of balls on her too.
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      09-29-2016, 10:28 AM   #246
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She had a nice pair of balls on her too.
But at least you walked home once realized. Grimy is STILL asking us how to chat "her" up
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      09-29-2016, 10:33 AM   #247
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But at least you walked home once realized. Grimy is STILL asking us how to chat "her" up
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      09-29-2016, 10:34 AM   #248
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She had a nice pair of balls on her too.
You should have let her/him PIITB.
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      09-29-2016, 11:13 AM   #249
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      10-03-2016, 10:34 AM   #251
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I think he was going for something more like menage a trois.
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Once joined a fringe activist political party and ended up shouting bullshit and waving banners without knowing what was written just because I really wanted to get off with that pretty blonde recruiter. Then it went from weird to weirder, with her getting me to attend this conference with their revered thought leader type dude droning on and on about everything being the state's fault while all I could think of was the the blonde recruiter actually looked kinda weird when you were up close, plus she actually made my skin crawl a little whenever she talked to me, she had those spooky eyes where the glint is purely lit by her excitement at drawing you in to do stuff for the team. Never got to the humping part and kinda glad I didn't to this day, and her total absence in any of my fantasies since then comforts me in having chosen to get out of there and to use my right hand doing more enjoyable things than waving a signpost.
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Once joined a fringe activist political party and ended up shouting bullshit and waving banners without knowing what was written just because I really wanted to get off with that pretty blonde recruiter. Then it went from weird to weirder, with her getting me to attend this conference with their revered thought leader type dude droning on and on about everything being the state's fault while all I could think of was the the blonde recruiter actually looked kinda weird when you were up close, plus she actually made my skin crawl a little whenever she talked to me, she had those spooky eyes where the glint is purely lit by her excitement at drawing you in to do stuff for the team. Never got to the humping part and kinda glad I didn't to this day, and her total absence in any of my fantasies since then comforts me in having chosen to get out of there and to use my right hand doing more enjoyable things than waving a signpost.
What the hell is wrong with you?! If,that were me.... After all that work and sacrifice, i would have fucked her any way before walking a way with an even bigger smile. And with No regrets
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What the hell is wrong with you?! If,that were me.... After all that work and sacrifice, i would have fucked her any way before walking a way with an even bigger smile. And with No regrets
Dude have you ever been among sect people? That stuff kills boners faster and harder than any two girls sharing a cup ever will. Yeah sure you start off thinking rock on, working my way into those panties. Then it gets fucking creepy. These women don't emit pheromones that talk to your nuts, they emit signals that if you don't comply with their demands you will be in deep shit. It's subtle but the message is there. Plus all they want is to worship the thought leader hive mind ruler and offer their bodies to him for the cause. You are nothing but an expendable worker ant.
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As soon as she starts deeply talking politics/religion, dip.
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Dude have you ever been among sect people? That stuff kills boners faster and harder than any two girls sharing a cup ever will. Yeah sure you start off thinking rock on, working my way into those panties. Then it gets fucking creepy. These women don't emit pheromones that talk to your nuts, they emit signals that if you don't comply with their demands you will be in deep shit. It's subtle but the message is there. Plus all they want is to worship the thought leader hive mind ruler and offer their bodies to him for the cause. You are nothing but an expendable worker ant.
Yes I have. You have much to learn my young Padawan...
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Yes I have. You have much to learn my young Padawan...
That I do. But Palpatine still whooped your little green ass
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Man, why you gotta call me out like that?
Because we both have stories for this, I'm just letting you go first. I'll have to type mine in a Word document first.
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