Mystic Nights by Off Topic

[Axius]

Welcome to the Off Topic Literature Appreciation thread. Here we each take turns making additions to Mystic Nights; an erotic novel. Let out your inner creativity, lets write the story of all stories. If nobody else wants to contribute, I'll expand on this novel that includes many members of Bimmerpost when I get bored. Without further adieux...., Mystic Nights;


It was a gloomy October night, faint clouds covered the sky. All we could see were the changing of colors as the leaves burst into a natural firework display. It wasn't until that night, when we decided to hit town..., that I knew tonight was going to be the night. I thought to myself as we walked the crowded streets, mind racing at a million miles an hour. Stopping at each bar as we strutted across main street, it was there our eyes met. Time froze. Her deep blue eyes dialed into my soul down to my pants....

[MrPrena]

...then I woke up from dream, and wet myself.

-Axius.

[Axius]

Once I woke up from that dream, I came to a strange realization. What was I doing with my life? Going around having sex with random women, crashing college parties, buying cars and jewelry? It was a time I felt like I was becoming a celebrity.

Many times in my life did I contemplate becoming a slave to the grind. Working a 9 to 5 in a cubicle surrounded by people I didn't even like. But, no. Life had more meaning than that. It's all about getting down with the round and brown. Life has no expectancy. I want to grab my life by the balls and give it meaning.

So while my own life has always been a struggle, I ended up meeting a man named MrPrena , a good man at that. I'll never forget the night we met. He sat down at the north end of the bar with a glass of Johnnie Walker BL. The two fine chicks between us had been eyeballing us all night. This was a chance. This is our time to shine.

I signal ol MrPrena , "Bro, these chicks are "dtf"". His eyes glow. "An old man like me?!" a chuckle ensues. I reply snarkly "Theses hoes ain't loyal."

"Barkeep! I need you to fetch these women.......... "

[MrPrena]

...then MrPrena wore his thick old bifocal from local drug store and said "Hey Axius , when was the last time you went to optometrist to check your eyes?"

Axius replied, "I don't wear glasses nor contact to the club. it is my way of having a beer goggle." ...........

[Axius]

Lups seemed confused at the reference, and decided that she should ask Biorin and bimmette on how to appropriately handle the incurring situation.

[MrPrena]

When the party was getting boring, old crowd such as ASBSECU E93 , Mr Tonka , UncleWede came to rescue Axius by being a good wing man....

[Axius]

but Axius didn't need to be a wingman. It was MrPrena was the real wingman! Nobody could figure it out, but it was us that came to save the day. We talked up all the women of the bar for the blokes, telling them how suave they were in their stature. They then proceeded to direct them towards the VIP section where...

[MrPrena]

we all old farts hit the jack pot. VIP section was full of 20s super models who were already buzzing, and wanted an older brother figures. They were fantasizing about older men.

Then MrPrena wanted to share this great moment with Axius , and called him.

"Axius! Axius! where are you? Come to the VIP section! We hit the jack pot!"

Axius replied, "Suuuuuree.. you hit a jack put at a VIP Section. Like you guys went into supermodels' lounge or something. I would rather hit on this engineering nerdy girl's up."

MrPrena replied, "Axius, are you sure bro? I am serious! This is where all the supermodels are hanging out at. Are you sure you wanna go to her place after club and play nintendo WIIU all night with her? .....

[Lups]

Okay, I'll play!

@biorin invites axius and prenNa back to her place, she warns them kindly her two room mates are up to no good tonight, so the boys might have to fend for herself.

She was right. Lups and bimmette were side by side reading bimmerpost from their phones, answering bad questions about sex and relationships in the forum. While Biorin set up the game console, the boys walked around the flat.

"hey Prenna, that bed looks mighty comfy" said ax in a sexy voice.

"it sure does. Want to try it out?"

A loud knock game from the from door, a pissed of 1moremod walks in. The noisy guests had woken him up from an erotic dream about an alien with tentacles fingering his toes.

1moremod leaped in the mix of the two men jumping on the bed...

[MrPrena]

...So, who wanna play Battlefield/Rainbow6/CallofDuty first?

Girls were texting and browsing bimmerpost, while guys were drinking and playing game. Then suddenly, Biorin came into the game and kicked everyone's butt.....

[Axius]

While 1MOREMOD jumped into the bed, we realized something was severely off. The women we came with were still downstairs chatting up a storm. Talking about handbags and work gossip. Who does that?


So all three of us quietly crept down the stairs like mice. Our targets were in sight. We swept down into the bungalow and sat next to each woman. I placed my hand on Lups thigh. Energy struck between us like the volt of a lightning strike. She grasped harder onto my arm as we gazed into each others eyes. I pulled her close by the back of her neck, breathing down her side as I ran my tongue along her ear.


"WE CAN'T DO THIS!" she screams. "WHAT WOULD BIORIN AND BIMETTE THINK IF THEY CAUGHT US?!"


I place my finger tips gently across her subtle lips;


"Banana, do not worry. Let the moment take you away." I whisper in her ear.


Shock runs through our bodies, neither of us knowing what to say. She rips off my pantaloons like a vicious jaguar deep in the night....

[MrPrena]

....then they slap him and said, "this is what you get for trying to wet willy me! Acts like a kindergarten kid!."

[ASBSECU E93]

SUDDENLY - Abs shows up, with Donkey in tow. MrPrena yells across the room, "WHAZZZZ UUUPPPP!"

Lups bimmette and Biorin in unison, 'Now its a party'.....

[MrPrena]

While we were in the unity, one of the member who had little more beer than other thought it was "pin the tail on the donkey" and try to pin the real donkey. Then donkey got upset and gave em the kick....

[Lups]

"okay, but this is an one time deal" Lups says to ax, "nobody can find out about us!"

"okay baby, what ever you say." Ax whispers while our rowdy couple makes a run for it.

"so Lups, show me how you love it done" ax says in his sexy voice.

"babe, you're taking control this time, I'm here for the ride" Lups commands.

"but, but this car has an extra pedal! How do I start it up even"

Lups gently places her hand on the handbrake, and shows him what it feels like to be a man in charge of her Peter.

"oh that's it, ooooh you got it Ax, you didn't stall in two meters even once" she bounces up and down on her seat, illuminated by the M badge.

"oh this is so good" says ax, clearly his mind is blown.

What our happy couple, at this point almost out of the parking spot, didn't realize is that 1moremod was behind a bush recording the action.

[ASBSECU E93]

Axiom and 1MOREMOD - now in Urban Cowboy mode....decided to mount up for 8 seconds

[1MOREMOD]

Then asb realized Axius and axiom are 2 different people and they were playing him like an accordian. Axiom busted first in asb face and went outside.. He found 1moremod outside in the bushes videotaping accompanied by a hot ass midget who had a goat on a rope in tow.

[MrPrena]

While we were drinking, we can tell 1moremod totally on LSD.
"Hey 1moremod, wake up! Wake up dude! you keep yelling that someone is busting someones face on someone."

Then all the people at the house agreed that 1moremod needed to get into detox asap.....

[1MOREMOD]

Mr prena and the others quickly realized that rehab is for quiters and broke out the bong, while Mr Tonka heated up his evening dose in a spoon.

[Mr Tonka]

[1MOREMOD]

Haha

[Lups]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Haha

Hey I'll get a beer and write you in to the car.