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[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I live closest and have a lift to complete mods

Proximity does not = winner!!

This must be a wholistic approach that is scientific in methodology and free from aliens and shit!!!

Donkey ownership is the top o s short list of requirements before you can even be considered.

This narrows the field considerably.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

You hush up Tonka Toy!!!

As you are 'not from around here' I'll let that little comment slide.

Plenty of roads for Peter to stretch his legs up here...and actually enjoy a CURVE once in a while too

Bish, we have curves down here. And i'll take him around them at the correct speed rather than hillbilly pick up truck speed.

Lups, have you seen the pictures i take of cars?? Wouldn't you rather have Peter be a star model posing near sunshine laden beaches rather than slid off the road backwards down the side of a glorified hill?

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Proximity does not = winner!!

This must be a wholistic approach that is scientific in methodology and free from aliens and shit!!!

Donkey ownership is the top o s short list of requirements before you can even be considered.

This narrows the field considerably.

Donkey ownership rules you out. No donkey show in cars allowed.

[Axius]

I'll do one better than all of you and screw a bunch of virgins WHILE driving the TOD and deals gap. All captured on 5 Go Pro angles.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I live closest and have a lift to complete mods

Lol, if only I had known this earlier I would've used my awesome sucking up skills to get you install stuff for me!

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Axius

I'll do one better than all of you and screw a bunch of virgins WHILE driving the TOD and deals gap. All captured on 5 Go Pro angles.

Git back in yer cabin BillyBob, you're drunk again.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Git back in yer cabin BillyBob, you're drunk again.

Don't you need to stop being drunk in the first place to become drunk again?


YER A WIZARD HARRY!

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Bish, we have curves down here. And i'll take him around them at the correct speed rather than hillbilly pick up truck speed.

Lups, have you seen the pictures i take of cars?? Wouldn't you rather have Peter be a star model posing near sunshine laden beaches rather than slid off the road backwards down the side of a glorified hill?

Oh man you're hilarious!

Actually no, I'd rather have him driven since in my care he's never in condition for a photo to be taken. My detailer sincerely hates me.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Lups

Oh man you're hilarious!

Actually no, I'd rather have him driven since in my care he's never in condition for a photo to be taken. My detailer sincerely hates me.

I think you missed the point..... Imagine this....

Peter in all his glory freshly detailed with me at the wheel, blazing at triple digit speeds across the bridge crossing the Tampa Bay headed to the beach to fetch a few magazine quality sunset Peter pics. Then, i'll text you those Peter pics straight away.

Peter's happy, i'm happy, and you have pics of Peters, err.... Peter, so you're obviously happy!

Win, Win, Win!

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Axius

I'll do one better than all of you and screw a bunch of virgins WHILE driving the TOD and deals gap. All captured on 5 Go Pro angles.

@Mr Tonka
1MOREMOD
Axius

no, No, NO!!!!

Pic @ Sunrise from the overlook with the 'Lake' of clouds beneath in the Smokies FTW!! Besides, everyone knows the sun and salt from FL is TURRIBLE for cars!!!

Donkey show makes me UNIQUELY qualified in this instance. Alien mods = immediate disqualification.

I LIVED AT SAID DRAGON for years...you're just a tourist and have no idea where the 'locals' roads begin and end.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

I LIVED AT SAID DRAGON for years...you're just a tourist and have no idea where the 'locals' roads begin and end.

I think you've forgotten who you're speaking to, boy. I ain't no regular ass person sifting around the world in the unknowing. I travel the back roads and always use the back doors... *wink wink*



Peter needs a real man. All of you guys are just peasants.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

@Mr Tonka
1MOREMOD
Axius

no, No, NO!!!!

Pic @ Sunrise from the overlook with the 'Lake' of clouds beneath in the Smokies FTW!! Besides, everyone knows the sun and salt from FL is TURRIBLE for cars!!!

Donkey show makes me UNIQUELY qualified in this instance. Alien mods = immediate disqualification.

I LIVED AT SAID DRAGON for years...you're just a tourist and have no idea where the 'locals' roads begin and end.

The salt in FL stays in the ocean, not on the roads. And look at that, i have a 4.5 car garage and only 3 cars. It's like Peter will have a huge king sized spot to sleep in and he'll have a nice Range Rover Sport to make his own personal bitch. He'll have so much wax on him that the sun's rays won't even be able to penetrate through to his sensitive skin.

Face it, you lose and NC loses with it's so called "mountains" and salt covered, pothole filled, rusty pick up truck driving roads.

Peter yawns at the Dragon and it's tail. Who wants to stay in 2 gear anyway?!?!

That's what he'll be doing in NC Lups, staying in 2nd gear his WHOLE life. WHY would you EVER do that to Peter? Why?!?! Why?!?!?

[ASBSECU E93]

Mr Tonka - Ahhhhh, but my ace in the hole is the fact I travel to FL (near where you live I believe )......SO:

Peter will enjoy the drives down I95 and I75....who could ask for more???

Mtns and FL - right??

[ASBSECU E93]

Axius - you can't handle the POWA of Yellow...your argument is moot

Besides - I have shopped your interview video to the "locals' up yonder....they said you have a pretty mouth and look forward to your said visit

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Mr Tonka - Ahhhhh, but my ace in the hole is the fact I travel to FL (near where you live I believe )......SO:

Peter will enjoy the drives down I95 and I75....who could ask for more???

Mtns and FL - right??

See Lups, he thinks Peter wants to drive down the MOST boring interstates in the world! i70 through Kansas is better than 75 or 95 from NC to FL.

What a waste of miles.

Don't get caught up in his LIES Lups. It's all LIES, you've heard his southern accent, you think that's real?? It's not! Its so he can LIE better. Never trust a guy over 6' tall, with a southern accent, who drives a convertible BMW.

Am i right? or amirite?

[Axius]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Axius - you can't handle the POWA of Yellow...your argument is moot

Besides - I have shopped your interview video to the "locals' up yonder....they said you have a pretty mouth and look forward to your said visit

Pfffft, the power from my old ZX10 would make you old men soil your depends. Peter couldn't handle ME.


Not the first time I've been told I have a pretty mouth. Been putting it to good use, too. Gotta get my name out there somehow if I'm going to become rich and famous.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

See Lups, he thinks Peter wants to drive down the MOST boring interstates in the world! i70 through Kansas is better than 75 or 95 from NC to FL.

What a waste of miles.

Don't get caught up in his LIES Lups. It's all LIES, you've heard his southern accent, you think that's real?? It's not! Its so he can LIE better. Never trust a guy over 6' tall, with a southern accent, who drives a convertible BMW.

Am i right? or amirite?

Tonka Truck- you LIVE on I75!!!! That's the only way out of the state unless you get on the other boring road (I95)!!

Lups - don't be swayed by his slick Florida talk.

I'll bet he drives a DCT.....how could you subject Peter to someone who would EVER buy an automatic

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

See Lups, he thinks Peter wants to drive down the MOST boring interstates in the world! i70 through Kansas is better than 75 or 95 from NC to FL.

What a waste of miles.

Don't get caught up in his LIES Lups. It's all LIES, you've heard his southern accent, you think that's real?? It's not! Its so he can LIE better. Never trust a guy over 6' tall, with a southern accent, who drives a convertible BMW.

Am i right? or amirite?

Originally Posted by Axius

Pfffft, the power from my old ZX10 would make you old men soil your depends. Peter couldn't handle ME.


Not the first time I've been told I have a pretty mouth. Been putting it to good use, too. Gotta get my name out there somehow if I'm going to become rich and famous.

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Tonka Truck- you LIVE on I75!!!! That's the only way out of the state unless you get on the other boring road (I95)!!

Lups - don't be swayed by his slick Florida talk.

I'll bet he drives a DCT.....how could you subject Peter to someone who would EVER buy an automatic

You three are all out!

Tonka, you are a great judge of characters I admit but damn subjecting Peter to cameras is too much. He'd be so scared.

Asb, I too fear these folks can't handle the awesomeness that is a manual, but let's face it: Facial hair and a car named Peter? You would be shot in the south and I can't risk you my friend.

And ax would use him to get laid and since it would be a loaner, he'd probably succeed making us m drivers around the globe look really, really bad.

There is no win here.

[Axius]

Fine, you guys can have the car, I don't even want it...


I just want Lups to not leave us.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Tonka Truck- you LIVE on I75!!!! That's the only way out of the state unless you get on the other boring road (I95)!!

Lups - don't be swayed by his slick Florida talk.

I'll bet he drives a DCT.....how could you subject Peter to someone who would EVER buy an automatic

ooooohhhhhhhh!! HOW DARE YOU! Blasphemer!! I've been driving manual transmissions since i was 14 years old and been heal & toeing since age 15. I'd steal my dad's MANUAL transmission 1982 Supra with an aftermarket turbo making 16 pounds of boost to practice getting sideways, doing 180 sliding U-turns, J-Turns and everything in between. ALL before having a valid driver's license!

Peter would LOVE me, and that's the only reason you've stooped SOOOOO low as to accuse me of driving DCT.

You can consider our friendship to be over. *face slap*

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Lups

You three are all out!

Tonka, you are a great judge of characters I admit but damn subjecting Peter to cameras is too much. He'd be so scared.

Asb, I too fear these folks can't handle the awesomeness that is a manual, but let's face it: Facial hair and a car named Peter? You would be shot in the south and I can't risk you my friend.

And ax would use him to get laid and since it would be a loaner, he'd probably succeed making us m drivers around the globe look really, really bad.

There is no win here.

Waaatttt?!?!? No way that just happened.

I find it hard to believe that ANY Peter would be scared to take a picture for you!

Besides, it seems to me that even by your logic, i am by far, the lesser of all three evils.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Axius

Fine, you guys can have the car, I don't even want it...


I just want Lups to not leave us.

Aww, let me read this again while playing the epic bimmerpost song: Celine Dion - my heart will go on.

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

ooooohhhhhhhh!! HOW DARE YOU! Blasphemer!! I've been driving manual transmissions since i was 14 years old and been heal & toeing since age 15. I'd steal my dad's MANUAL transmission 1982 Supra with an aftermarket turbo making 16 pounds of boost to practice getting sideways, doing 180 sliding U-turns, J-Turns and everything in between. ALL before having a valid driver's license!

Peter would LOVE me, and that's the only reason you've stopped SOOOOO low as to accuse me of driving DCT.

You can consider our friendship to be over. *face slap*

Wow, you're like me but cool.

How on earth did take me this long to find you Tonka! It's clearly the new avatar marketing you in great light