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      07-07-2013, 12:45 AM   #1
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      07-07-2013, 03:38 PM   #2
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Lol - pretty good. Took me two minutes with the punch line though.
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      07-07-2013, 08:33 PM   #3
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LOL this is too funny
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      07-07-2013, 09:33 PM   #4
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Lol - pretty good. Took me two minutes with the punch line though.
Where was it? I'm confused, lol.
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      07-07-2013, 10:39 PM   #5
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Where was it? I'm confused, lol.
Irish Stu in the name of the law. It wasn't that funny.
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      07-07-2013, 11:58 PM   #6
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      07-08-2013, 08:23 AM   #7
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Irish Stu in the name of the law. It wasn't that funny.
Yeah, it wasn't super funny, but had to say it a couple of times before it came out as "I arrest you in the name of the law".
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      07-08-2013, 10:42 AM   #8
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Punch line is stupid but the guy's friends screwing with him and ultimately ruining the punch line was great.
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      07-08-2013, 11:45 AM   #9
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I smiled. Haha
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fuck - what a shitty fucking thread.....
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Wow - someone must have pissed in Litos' cheerios this morning.

Breathe buddy, breathe.

Boobies!

See, even though no pic, you still smiled. Like one of Pavlov's freaking dogs.
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fuck - what a shitty fucking thread.....
You drive a Mopar. Your opinion is therefore discounted 75%.
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You drive a Mopar. Your opinion is therefore discounted 75%.
Oh well done - I had him smiling on my post and then you have to come along and make him grouchy again with your post.

Fine, if we're trying to worsen his day, then....

Shah269.

Thoughts of Shah will probably send him into a deepening depressing spiral.
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      07-08-2013, 02:30 PM   #14
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You drive a Mopar. Your opinion is therefore discounted 75%.
says the guy that wants his german car to sound like an "American V8"


my torque monster Mopar is fuh realz yo - because a 392ci engine with six point four liters of big american cock sounds amazing !!!!
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says the guy that wants his german car to sound like an "American V8"


my torque monster Mopar is fuh realz yo - because a 392ci engine with six point four liters of big american cock sounds amazing !!!!


I'm quoting this simply so he doesn't ninja edit it. For posterity's sake.

Mucho gracias senor for my new signature!
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dat sig tho......
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      07-08-2013, 04:59 PM   #17
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says the guy that wants his german car to sound like an "American V8"


my torque monster Mopar is fuh realz yo - because a 392ci engine with six point four liters of big american cock sounds amazing !!!!
Wow, good memory, especially since I don't post on this forum that much.

Okay, new respect for you and the Mopar.
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      07-08-2013, 07:44 PM   #18
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Not gonna lie, I had to google "Irish stu" to understand what the actual punchline was ("Irish Stu" = "I arrest you")
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Wow, good memory, especially since I don't post on this forum that much.

Okay, new respect for you and the Mopar.

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