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shoei · 08-25-2016, 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

That's only for sexy pussies .

Wait.....what? Did you just call me a sexy pussy? Phil are you hitting on me? Or looking for a beating?

Both... Beating while you sex him... Come on now... He wants 50 Shades of Bimmerpost...

ASBSECU E93 · 08-25-2016, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

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Both your front door and toilet paper are made from wood. He is suggesting you process your front door into paper. Or just use a pine cone

Finally a smart person in the mess !

Congrats Chris

In other words...

The worldwide population flushes "every single day" "27,000 trees" through our worldwide toilets !
Because toilet paper is made from trees (wood)

Make that 27,001.

I feel much better now

ASBSECU E93 · 08-25-2016, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

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He doesn't know a pine cone from an ice cream cone...

Be carefull before talking my friend , because one of my hobby's from the past was sculptor in wood .
Actually I know everything about wood

Very cool.

I actually have furniture in my home that I have made over the years.

Shaker style oak end tables.
Black Walnut foot bench with lathe turned legs.
Cherry Slab coffee table with lathe turned legs, 45 degree angle and ornate horse hoof feet.
Mahogany pedestal flower stand.

I also made picture frames from old barn wood, and every picture in my house larger than 40x30 is a landscape pic that I have taken.

Mr Tonka · 08-25-2016, 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Very cool.

I actually have furniture in my home that I have made over the years.

Shaker style oak end tables.
Black Walnut foot bench with lathe turned legs.
Cherry Slab coffee table with lathe turned legs, 45 degree angle and ornate horse hoof feet.
Mahogany pedestal flower stand.

I also made picture frames from old barn wood, and every picture in my house larger than 40x30 is a landscape pic that I have taken.

Real men work with metal.

shoei · 08-25-2016, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Real men work with metal.

Are you sure?? ASBSECU E93 is always lecturing me about how it's "real man" work to go make rocking chairs out of wood, mow the field, pick up donkey poop, etc...

ASBSECU E93 · 08-25-2016, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Very cool.

I actually have furniture in my home that I have made over the years.

Shaker style oak end tables.
Black Walnut foot bench with lathe turned legs.
Cherry Slab coffee table with lathe turned legs, 45 degree angle and ornate horse hoof feet.
Mahogany pedestal flower stand.

I also made picture frames from old barn wood, and every picture in my house larger than 40x30 is a landscape pic that I have taken.

Real men work with metal.

You sir - are the third person today to get a 'Fuq'r'

ASBSECU E93 · 08-25-2016, 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

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Real men work with metal.

Are you sure?? ASBSECU E93 is always lecturing me about how it's "real man" work to go make rocking chairs out of wood, mow the field, pick up donkey poop, etc...

You don't 'pick up' donkey poop....

Unlike a horse or a cow, they poop in one spot.

Think cat and a litter box.

No hope for you city boy....jeez.

shoei · 08-25-2016, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

You don't 'pick up' donkey poop....

Unlike a horse or a cow, they poop in one spot.

Think cat and a litter box.

No hope for you city boy....jeez.

show of hands how many people on the forums have a donkey or two??!

anyone?? bueller?? bueller??!!

*brays

jtodd_fl · 08-25-2016, 07:51 PM

Lots of jackasses though.

///M Power-Belgium · 08-25-2016, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by 08njSTEP

Wait.....what? Did you just call me a sexy pussy? Phil are you hitting on me? Or looking for a beating?

MKSixer · 08-26-2016, 06:49 AM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

You don't 'pick up' donkey poop....

Unlike a horse or a cow, they poop in one spot.

Think cat and a litter box.

No hope for you shitty boy....jeez.

FTFY

MKSixer · 08-26-2016, 06:51 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Lots of jackasses though.

*Says their fearless leader!*

jtodd_fl · 08-26-2016, 07:01 AM

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Lots of jackasses though.

*Says their fearless leader!*

Related: although technically a mule, which makes me a half-ass leader, I suppose?

MKSixer · 08-26-2016, 07:09 AM

Ding, ding, ding, ding!!!

We have a winner, folks!!

Joekerr · 08-26-2016, 07:52 AM

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Related: although technically a mule, which makes me a half-ass leader, I suppose?

Probably technically just a mule really. I mean, have you never gone shopping with your wife and daughter? Tell me - who winds up carrying the bags?

That's right. Mule.

MKSixer · 08-26-2016, 08:03 PM

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Probably technically just a mule really. I mean, have you never gone shopping with your wife and daughter? Tell me - who winds up carrying the bags?

That's right. Mule.

Beast of Burden.
I posted the old Stones so shoei would feel good about himself.

shoei · 08-26-2016, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

Probably technically just a mule really. I mean, have you never gone shopping with your wife and daughter? Tell me - who winds up carrying the bags?

That's right. Mule.

Beast of Burden.
I posted the old Stones so shoei would feel good about himself.

That is well before my time... But, there may or may not be a song of theirs that I do identify with...

MKSixer · 08-26-2016, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

That is well before my time... But, there may or may not be a song of theirs that I do identify with...

Sympathy for the Devil. *Drops mic*

The Choosey begger · 08-27-2016, 09:20 AM

Lol i dont know if it's the same reason a lot of women go for guys that are taken .

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