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      11-12-2015, 11:16 PM   #2311
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dang... you left bimmette off the list?? that's cold, blondie... that's cold...
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      11-12-2015, 11:34 PM   #2312
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dang... you left bimmette off the list?? that's cold, blondie... that's cold...
She doesn't text me... Instead she drives hours to come see me in person because I'm even more special
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      11-13-2015, 01:07 AM   #2314
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Backtracking a bit: The only time I "wore" a thong was on my head to do a Bane impression

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      11-13-2015, 02:28 AM   #2315
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I would laugh at a guy in a thong the first time I saw him in it. But there would not be a second time.
Backtracking a bit: The only time I "wore" a thong was on my head to do a Bane impression

Ummm ok I really don't want to picture that.
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      11-13-2015, 06:07 AM   #2316
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Ok lets get back on topic here:

First date, guy picks you up in his car (with no power locks) and you enter the car, sit in the passenger seat to go to dinner or something. On the way back from said date, he unlocks your passenger door and you go in. As he is walking around to the drivers side door, do you reach over and unlock the door for him?
I always, ALWAYS open my girl's door (by hand!) to let her in and out. I was raised in an old school family where if we didn't do that our mom hit us in the back of the head! It's taken my current girlfriend some time to get used to (to wait for me to get out and make it around the car before she jumps out haha) because she was single for a long time before me and never seemed to have dated a gentleman apparently. Chivalry is not dead. She has yet to reach over and unlock mine yet though! Bronx Tale!
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      11-13-2015, 06:10 AM   #2317
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Biorin why don't you ever text me?
After reading her explanation of her screen name I cant stop saying Violin that way in my head!
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      11-13-2015, 09:19 AM   #2318
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Ok lets get back on topic here:

First date, guy picks you up in his car (with no power locks) and you enter the car, sit in the passenger seat to go to dinner or something. On the way back from said date, he unlocks your passenger door and you go in. As he is walking around to the drivers side door, do you reach over and unlock the door for him?
I always, ALWAYS open my girl's door (by hand!) to let her in and out. I was raised in an old school family where if we didn't do that our mom hit us in the back of the head! It's taken my current girlfriend some time to get used to (to wait for me to get out and make it around the car before she jumps out haha) because she was single for a long time before me and never seemed to have dated a gentleman apparently. Chivalry is not dead. She has yet to reach over and unlock mine yet though! Bronx Tale!
Although I appreciate that you're a gentleman, I really think the opening of car doors is unnecessary. Opening a restaurant door is nice though.
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      11-13-2015, 09:23 AM   #2319
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I always, ALWAYS open my girl's door (by hand!) to let her in and out. I was raised in an old school family where if we didn't do that our mom hit us in the back of the head! It's taken my current girlfriend some time to get used to (to wait for me to get out and make it around the car before she jumps out haha) because she was single for a long time before me and never seemed to have dated a gentleman apparently. Chivalry is not dead. She has yet to reach over and unlock mine yet though! Bronx Tale!
I open the car door for her to get in but not to get out. It just seems a little bit strange to me having to run all the way around to open it for her to get out. I always open restaurant doors and also pull out her chair for her to sit down. And before anyone chimes in and say to stop putting women on pedestals, that is simply not the case. That's just being chivalrous.
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      11-13-2015, 09:39 AM   #2321
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I always, ALWAYS open my girl's door (by hand!) to let her in and out. I was raised in an old school family where if we didn't do that our mom hit us in the back of the head! It's taken my current girlfriend some time to get used to (to wait for me to get out and make it around the car before she jumps out haha) because she was single for a long time before me and never seemed to have dated a gentleman apparently. Chivalry is not dead. She has yet to reach over and unlock mine yet though! Bronx Tale!
I do this too. I'm so chivalrous it makes me feel a little bit like a pussy. But that's okay, don't want a poor girl to strain her arm opening a door.


..., or it's because I hate when people use their fucking hand on the glass or slam my fucking door shut after I repeatedly tell them to close the fucking thing gently you dumb twat.



I mean...., she deserves the best, so I open the car door for her.
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..., or it's because I hate when people use their fucking hand on the glass or slam my fucking door shut after I repeatedly tell them to close the fucking thing gently you dumb twat.
This! Fucking this!!! Why the hell do people use the glass part? It irks me to no end. I drove a familar member to the dealership the other day, she got out and closed the door using the glass part while it was wide open. The other thing is when people slam the trunk lid like it's a damn door. You don't need to put that much force to close it!! Every time someone slams that lid while I'm in the car I cringe because it's so damn loud and unnecessary.
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      11-13-2015, 09:51 AM   #2323
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..., or it's because I hate when people use their fucking hand on the glass or slam my fucking door shut after I repeatedly tell them to close the fucking thing gently you dumb twat.
Closing a frameless window by the glass.... whew... deep breaths.
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      11-13-2015, 09:53 AM   #2324
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This! Fucking this!!! Why the hell do people use the glass part? It irks me to no end. I drove a familar member to the dealership the other day, she got out and closed the door using the glass part while it was wide open. The other thing is when people slam the trunk lid like it's a damn door. You don't need to put that much force to close it!! Every time someone slams that lid while I'm in the car I cringe because it's so damn loud and unnecessary.
Speak for yourself. My trunk needs to be slammed (but I have no friends who would drive with me)
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Sounds like someone wants to show you her butthole
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Closing a frameless window by the glass.... whew... deep breaths.
That is exactly how i closed the M3 doors.

I'd use one finger, right where the glass met the rubber trim and closed the door. Never saw it on the glass, never touched the paint, perfect solution.
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Speak for yourself. My trunk needs to be slammed (but I have no friends who would drive with me)
I've waited a long time for you to tell me to slam your trunk.
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I've waited a long time for you to tell me to slam your trunk.
Lol, I didn't see that one coming.
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Lol, I didn't see that one coming.
Some people love that low hanging fruit. haha
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That is exactly how i closed the M3 doors.

I'd use one finger, right where the glass met the rubber trim and closed the door. Never saw it on the glass, never touched the paint, perfect solution.
This is a good solution. Too bad that's way above most normal peoples heads that don't drive cars without window frames.
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Lol, I didn't see that one coming.
I know you wanted me to say it, too.
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I always, ALWAYS open my girl's door (by hand!) to let her in and out. I was raised in an old school family where if we didn't do that our mom hit us in the back of the head! It's taken my current girlfriend some time to get used to (to wait for me to get out and make it around the car before she jumps out haha) because she was single for a long time before me and never seemed to have dated a gentleman apparently. Chivalry is not dead. She has yet to reach over and unlock mine yet though! Bronx Tale!
I do this too. I'm so chivalrous it makes me feel a little bit like a pussy. But that's okay, don't want a poor girl to strain her arm opening a door.


..., or it's because I hate when people use their fucking hand on the glass or slam my fucking door shut after I repeatedly tell them to close the fucking thing gently you dumb twat.



I mean...., she deserves the best, so I open the car door for her.
Only if my wife or girlfriend was pregnant would I be running to the other side to open and close the door for her. Open and close doors for them and they start expecting more and more from you everyday. Before you know it you will start getting into arguments because of things you did not do which you were supposed to have done. The less they expect the less headaches for you down the road.
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