You and Your Significant Other

[1MOREMOD]

Me too

[TXSTYLE]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Me too

Cute couple.

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by TXSTYLE

Cute couple.

Thank you

[M3 Number 86]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Me too

thought you were the guy in your avatar pic.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by M3 Number 86

thought you were the guy in your avatar pic.

He is. Same guy. He's a beast under there.

[M3 Number 86]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

He is. Same guy. He's a beast under there.

No I meant white as chalk and bald and about 15' feet tall. Literally. Lol

[M3 Number 86]

Here's mine. Vegas. She clubbing. And I'm, in need for a makeover

[Andrewthefirst]

Originally Posted by TXSTYLE

Celebrating with my heart...

Celebrating with my heart....and checking bimmerpost on my phone

You have a gorgeous wife, put the phone away!

[Kong Sheng Han]

Originally Posted by Kong Sheng Han

我的阴茎很小。

I cannot figure out why I posted this..

[TXSTYLE]

Originally Posted by Andrewthefirst

Celebrating with my heart....and checking bimmerpost on my phone

You have a gorgeous wife, put the phone away!

Good one. Thank you kindly. Trust me... She gets all of my attention and them some.

[M3 Number 86]

Originally Posted by Kong Sheng Han

I cannot figure out why I posted this..

need translation.

[Kong Sheng Han]

Originally Posted by M3 Number 86

need translation.

"My penis is small" .......

[M3 Number 86]

Originally Posted by Kong Sheng Han

"My penis is small" .......

not dao-lao-err? Sorry can't write in mandarin.

[PoorLurker]

M3 - how tall is your wife?

[M3 Number 86]

Originally Posted by PoorLurker

M3 - how tall is your wife?

She's slightly taller than me at about 5'9" I'm short LOL but I would say she's about 6'1" or 6'2" with those heels on.

I look ridiculously PIMPIN'!

[John Tanglewood]

We posting PG pics or risqué ones? Mines on the other thread but here's a quick pic

[EL Jeffe 5]

Originally Posted by John Tanglewood

We posting PG pics or risqué ones? Mines on the other thread but here's a quick pic

Wooah whoz thizz

[Kong Sheng Han]

Originally Posted by M3 Number 86

not dao-lao-err? Sorry can't write in mandarin.

No idea what you're trying to say lol. I haven't taken Chinese in like three years, so you can't expect me to know much.

[M3 Number 86]

Originally Posted by Kong Sheng Han

No idea what you're trying to say lol. I haven't taken Chinese in like three years, so you can't expect me to know much.

Big dixk lol

[Kong Sheng Han]

Originally Posted by M3 Number 86

Big dixk lol

Lol. I have three sentences that are drilled into my mind and will never forget..

My (or your) penis is big/small.
I like to eat dog meat.
Teacher, may I use the bathroom? (I drank a lot of water bc creatine, freshman year in HS.)

[Adamrt]

Originally Posted by John Tanglewood

We posting PG pics or risqué ones? Mines on the other thread but here's a quick pic

What thread?????

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Kong Sheng Han

Lol. I have three sentences that are drilled into my mind and will never forget..

My (or your) penis is big/small.
I like to eat dog meat.
Teacher, may I use the bathroom? (I drank a lot of water bc creatine, freshman year in HS.)

The mix and match opportunities are endless!
"I like to eat my teacher's big penis in the bathroom!" My personal favorite thing you can say.

Edit: also, is telling that one of the top three sentences learned in this Asian language is "My penis is is small." I wonder what one should make of that.