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      11-29-2015, 11:42 AM   #727
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Oh my fucking god how long do I have to go on until the page changes?!
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You're ruining my image now. It'll be summer before I get my testicles back.
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You're ruining my image now. It'll be summer before I get my testicles back.
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Oh for fucks sake Tara the page changed! Please just let it be buried. I can't take this.
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      11-29-2015, 12:12 PM   #732
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Change of subject for Lups evaluation and since I can't contribute any more goats.

Where do I get the 10lb internet bonus?

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Change of subject for Lups evaluation and since I can't contribute any more goats.

Where do I get the 10lb internet bonus?

I think I ruined being a perv from myself but I truly appreciate the change in topic!

You could use an other ten, but I do approve!
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      11-29-2015, 12:20 PM   #734
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Change of subject for Lups evaluation and since I can't contribute any more goats.

Where do I get the 10lb internet bonus?

What?!? No khakis??

I'm not gay, but I like you more now that you posted that. :

And so will the girls.
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I think I ruined being a perv from myself but I truly appreciate the change in topic!

You could use an other ten, but I do approve!
Camera must be broken. I don't really have to go to the gym right?

Thanks for the feedback.
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Camera must be broken. I don't really have to go to the gym right?

Thanks for the feedback.
Oh hell no, I wouldn't make even my worst enemy to go to a gym or to a golf course.

I do suggest you get married first though before following my advice. Women get attached and then they feed ya no matter what the ass situation.

Now, lets keep this chitchat going.
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      11-29-2015, 12:34 PM   #737
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I think I ruined being a perv from myself but I truly appreciate the change in topic!

You could use an other ten, but I do approve!
Camera must be broken. I don't really have to go to the gym right?

Thanks for the feedback.
Nice addition to the Donk contest!!

BP fellas.....need to up your game!

Oh - and ladies, you are welcome
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What?!? No khakis??

I'm not gay, but I like you more now that you posted that. :

And so will the girls.
The khakis only come out for work. Like I've said, home is where the pants aren't.

Lol That means a lot coming from the OG asset poster.
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Oh hell no, I wouldn't make even my worst enemy to go to a gym or to a golf course.

I do suggest you get married first though before following my advice. Women get attached and then they feed ya no matter what the ass situation.

Now, lets keep this chitchat going.
Well looks like I'm out of options. Guess I'll keep waiting until that day comes.

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Well looks like I'm out of options. Guess I'll keep waiting until that day comes.

That's exactly what I did and I recommend it to everyone else too! So much less work than working out!
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So much less work than working out!
Running is so much better than working out. You should try it
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I thought I was pervert nr: 1 ?
And when I saw the colored version of your pic with your blonde hair I thought..."Angels are on earth"
Here you go Phil...

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They're not on your mantle?
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Bad ankle. My sports days are over.

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They're not on your mantle?
No, I think Tara stole them.
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Here you go Phil...

Very nice pic
But I thought angels are blonde ?

How are you ?
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Running is so much better than working out. You should try it
Watch out for your knees and hips !

1-Wear only shoes from top quality with outstanding shock absorbers .
2-Run most of the time on soft ground...unpaved ground , I know that's not so easy by the mud ...dust ,dirt ect...but it's a must !

Saw some cases of accelerated wear from knees and hips on long term running !
I have a friend a runner...39 years old and he needs new knees and one hip in problems .
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