Ask a girl anything?

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Axius

I've been tempted to kick mirrors off when I see this on the bike. People are fucking stupid.

I've kicked many a car door when people drifted into my lane and i had no where to go. A friend of mine would rip people's antenna off when they did that, then he'd use it to hit their car. Though the car whipping would only occur in extreme cases.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I've kicked many a car door when people drifted into my lane and i had no where to go. A friend of mine would rip people's antenna off when they did that, then he'd use it to hit their car. Though the car whipping would only occur in extreme cases.

I've kicked doors, but aside from a small dent that could be popped out, hasn't gone much further than that. There was one time someone almost smooshed me into one of those cement highway medians, not sure if it added years to my life or took some off.

[V1.47fan]

How come Butch lesbians get the hottest chicks?

[Lups]

Originally Posted by V1.47fan

How come Butch lesbians get the hottest chicks?

If I was gay, I'd go for butch chicks. I'd still want someone tougher than I am.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Lups

If I was gay, I'd go for butch chicks. I'd still want someone tougher than I am.

Bull dykes...

I can't see you with a lipstick lesbian, unless you were body slamming her.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Lups

If I was gay, I'd go for butch chicks. I'd still want someone tougher than I am.

If I were gay, I'd be a male lesbian.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by C5driver

If I were gay, I'd be a male lesbian.

[UglyBuzzard]

Originally Posted by C5driver

If I were gay, I'd be a male lesbian.

Been called that before!

[Torgus]

Originally Posted by V1.47fan

How come Butch lesbians get the hottest chicks?

They beat them.

National Intimate Partner and Sexual Violence Survey reports on the lifetime prevalence of rape, physical violence or stalking by an intimate partner finds a victimization prevalence of 43.8 percent for lesbians.

Approximately 3.9 million women are physically abused by their female partners and 20.7 million are verbally or emotionally abused by their female partners

Sexual violence within lesbian relationships was as high as 55%. The most frequent type included forced kissing, breast and genital fondling, and oral, anal, or vaginal penetration. 80% of victims reported psychological abuse and verbal abuse.

Or so says wiki.

[Torgus]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I've kicked many a car door when people drifted into my lane and i had no where to go. A friend of mine would rip people's antenna off when they did that, then he'd use it to hit their car. Though the car whipping would only occur in extreme cases.

So...it didn't happen like this?

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Torgus

They beat them.

National Intimate Partner and Sexual Violence Survey reports on the lifetime prevalence of rape, physical violence or stalking by an intimate partner finds a victimization prevalence of 43.8 percent for lesbians.

Approximately 3.9 million women are physically abused by their female partners and 20.7 million are verbally or emotionally abused by their female partners

Sexual violence within lesbian relationships was as high as 55%. The most frequent type included forced kissing, breast and genital fondling, and oral, anal, or vaginal penetration. 80% of victims reported psychological abuse and verbal abuse.

Or so says wiki.

That would explain so much.

[Needbmwpartzz]

Originally Posted by Torgus

They beat them.

National Intimate Partner and Sexual Violence Survey reports on the lifetime prevalence of rape, physical violence or stalking by an intimate partner finds a victimization prevalence of 43.8 percent for lesbians.

Approximately 3.9 million women are physically abused by their female partners and 20.7 million are verbally or emotionally abused by their female partners

Sexual violence within lesbian relationships was as high as 55%. The most frequent type included forced kissing, breast and genital fondling, and oral, anal, or vaginal penetration. 80% of victims reported psychological abuse and verbal abuse.

Or so says wiki.

Wow........I thought lesbians turned to escape beatings.

[C5driver]

The moment you realize the person behind you totally copied your outfit...

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Torgus

You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!

epic movie

You are good bro ...Really good , and probably one of the best actors on Bimmerpost

[V1.47fan]

Originally Posted by Torgus

I'm a lesbian trapped in a male's body. It is torture!

[Arcades]

I was going to ask a super cereal question but now I'm too scared. GG.

Thanks Lups

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Arcades

I was going to ask a super cereal question but now I'm too scared. GG.

Thanks Lups

Under your username I can read Lups Adopted Kid ..
I don't get this anymore...

And of what I was reading today on this page blew my mind !

[Arcades]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Under your username I can read Lups Adopted Kid ..
I don't get this anymore...

And of what I was reading today on this page blew my mind !

I'm her fast track to Asian grandchildren. I'm being used.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Arcades

I'm her fast track to Asian grandchildren. I'm being used.

Yeah your comment makes the situation very clear

[Lups]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Yeah your comment makes the situation very clear

Don't judge me!

My older son looked like a rotten potato when he was born. I couldn't stop laughing at him, it was horrible. My younger one topped it, he looked like the rat that has no eyes of fur. I still can't look at their baby pics without rolling on the ground.

Now then bimmette posted her childhood shot, and on top of that, Prenna sent me his kiddos school photo, along with food recommendations. Since chances are I won't get an Asian kiddo without adopting one, why not take one from lets say a car forum?

Right hobbies.
Is old enough to buy his own booze and petrol.
Is old enough to realize his life is empty--> I get grandbabies fast.

Sadly he only eats rice apparently, so I'm going to have to find an Asian who cooks too.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Lups

Don't judge me!

My older son looked like a rotten potato when he was born. I couldn't stop laughing at him, it was horrible. My younger one topped it, he looked like the rat that has no eyes of fur. I still can't look at their baby pics without rolling on the ground.

Now then bimmette posted her childhood shot, and on top of that, Prenna sent me his kiddos school photo, along with food recommendations. Since chances are I won't get an Asian kiddo without adopting one, why not take one from lets say a car forum?

Right hobbies.
Is old enough to buy his own booze and petrol.
Is old enough to realize his life is empty--> I get grandbabies fast.

Sadly he only eats rice apparently, so I'm going to have to find an Asian who cooks too.

Roger that dude .

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by Arcades

I was going to ask a super cereal question but now I'm too scared. GG.

Thanks Lups

Ask a question!! Then we can pretend this thread has some legitimacy.