Went for a interview for my dream job

SenorFunkyPants · 06-18-2015, 06:41 AM

I went for a interview for my dream job today...to be a trainee glassblower!
A bit weird I know but its just something I've always wanted to do. Anyway I put on my best suit and turned up at reception in plenty of time. I think I knew it wasn't going to turn out as I hoped when the girl on the reception desk said Mr Glass will see you now.

HFW003 · 06-18-2015, 06:43 AM

They could see right through you.

camnhoj · 06-18-2015, 06:58 AM

We're your dreams shattered ?

MightyMouseTech · 06-18-2015, 07:00 AM

Did you blow the interview?

Billup · 06-18-2015, 07:08 AM

This is going to get blown out of proportion.

M_Six · 06-18-2015, 07:28 AM

Another recyclable thread.

F30lolz · 06-18-2015, 07:28 AM

Did you blow the front desk reception girl? Pics of her or ban

upstatedoc · 06-18-2015, 07:35 AM

This is clearly a hoax.

msjt · 06-18-2015, 07:41 AM

Plot twist, OP went to buy some meth.

P1 · 06-18-2015, 08:21 AM

What a turn of events...

SenorFunkyPants · 06-18-2015, 08:48 AM

It was a bit annoying really, on the hopes of getting that job I had already given up my position at the shoe recycling factory...I couldn't stand it any more, it was just sole destroying.

SCHMOUPE · 06-18-2015, 09:24 AM

so you blew him?

Nkc · 06-18-2015, 09:31 AM

Don't give up man, you just need to fight through the pane.

C5driver · 06-18-2015, 09:37 AM

Yeah, you may have blown this, but look at the glass half full. Was she hot?

bimmette · 06-18-2015, 10:10 AM

And did you handle her with care?

C5driver · 06-18-2015, 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bimmette

And did you handle her with care?

Because she's fragile or because she's transparent?

bimmette · 06-18-2015, 10:46 AM

Hopefully she's good tempered.

Nkc · 06-18-2015, 10:52 AM

She must have an hour glass body.

bimmette · 06-18-2015, 10:53 AM

Treat her bad and she'll cut you outta her life!

upstatedoc · 06-18-2015, 12:25 PM

This thread is silica.

Billup · 06-18-2015, 12:28 PM

You guys are such a pane in my ass.

royaldiamond · 06-18-2015, 12:31 PM

So did you have to blow the Glass?

06-18-2015, 06:41 AM	#1
SenorFunkyPants Brigadier General 2511 Rep 4,381 Posts Drives: 2019 M5 Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: UK iTrader: (0)	Went for a interview for my dream job I went for a interview for my dream job today...to be a trainee glassblower! A bit weird I know but its just something I've always wanted to do. Anyway I put on my best suit and turned up at reception in plenty of time. I think I knew it wasn't going to turn out as I hoped when the girl on the reception desk said Mr Glass will see you now.
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06-18-2015, 07:08 AM	#5
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06-18-2015, 07:28 AM	#6
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06-18-2015, 07:35 AM	#8
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06-18-2015, 08:21 AM	#10
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06-18-2015, 08:48 AM	#11
SenorFunkyPants Brigadier General 2511 Rep 4,381 Posts Drives: 2019 M5 Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: UK iTrader: (0)	It was a bit annoying really, on the hopes of getting that job I had already given up my position at the shoe recycling factory...I couldn't stand it any more, it was just sole destroying.
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06-18-2015, 09:24 AM	#12
SCHMOUPE Lieutenant Colonel 127 Rep 1,772 Posts Drives: 2007 Z4M Coupe Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: NJ iTrader: (7) Garage List 2007 Z4M Coupe [0.00]	so you blew him? __________________ Gruppe M CAI / Euro Headers / Rogue Engineering X-pipe / RE Diablo Exhaust
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06-18-2015, 09:31 AM	#13
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06-18-2015, 09:37 AM	#14
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06-18-2015, 10:52 AM	#18
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06-18-2015, 12:28 PM	#21
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06-18-2015, 12:31 PM	#22
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