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View Poll Results: How much money do you keep at home?
None 37 49.33%
100 - 5,000 24 32.00%
5,001 - 20,000 3 4.00%
20,001 - 50,000 1 1.33%
50,001 - 100,000 1 1.33%
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      05-23-2016, 04:30 PM   #23
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I'm trying to save up for the M4 GTS.


What time are you usually not home?
Will there be family members to "take care" of?
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No biggie there either. Wife said if we go to Vegas, she'd pay for the cat farm trip. She doesn't think I'm 'man enough' to go through with it. And if I do...it's less work she'd have to do.
I'm sure if it ever happens, I'll have a post here about it...

Wife handles all my finances...including credit card payments. My jobs are to mow the lawn and vehicle maintenance.
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Bro, if my wife made that challenge, I'd book the entire farm take a 100mg Viagra and leave my phone on Video record. Muhahahaha!
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The most I've had cash on me or in my home is about 30 euros. Why the fuck would I need it when our cc's require a pin and even the kids get their allowances to their bank accounts.

My mom gave my kids some cash today, so I assume 30 euros (or about 31 dollars) would be accurate enough. It is more than enough since I have no idea what to do with cash anyway.
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I have all of my walking around cash stashed at Mywifes335 house for safe keeping. I generally keep about $50,000.

If you are feeling particularly suicidal, I have about $250,000 that 1MOREMOD is hanging on to for me.

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I keep around $3-5k for on the spot pharmaceutical purchasing, and all my house hold cash is invested into easily liquidated vehicle appearance modifications.
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The most I've had cash on me or in my home is about 30 euros. Why the fuck would I need it when our cc's require a pin and even the kids get their allowances to their bank accounts.

My mom gave my kids some cash today, so I assume 30 euros (or about 31 dollars) would be accurate enough. It is more than enough since I have no idea what to do with cash anyway.
What's cash? Hahahaha.

Seriously, I pretty much only use cash to pay tips or for semi-legal products and services. Or when I deal with Chinese or Indian that give me discounts for paying cash (i.e. gas and Chinese food).
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I keep around $3-5k for on the spot pharmaceutical purchasing, and all my house hold cash is invested into easily liquidated vehicle appearance modifications.
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I have all of my cash stashed at Mywifes335 house for safe keeping. I generally keep about $50,000.

If you are feeling particularly suicidal, I have about $250,000 that 1MOREMOD is hanging on to for me.

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With all the joking in his thread I kind of feel funny keeping a fair amount of cash at the house.

Wallet is a toss up. The last 2 months I've had $500. The previous two months there was probably $50. Many factors go into the wallet amount but I like to have at least $50.
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What's cash? Hahahaha.

Seriously, I pretty much only use cash to pay tips or for semi-legal products and services. Or when I deal with Chinese or Indian that give me discounts for paying cash (i.e. gas and Chinese food).
In the north, there is no tipping. In the usa if the tip line wasn't in the bill, I just figured they were aiming to be McDonalds.
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With all the joking in his thread I kind of feel funny keeping a fair amount of cash at the house.

Wallet is a toss up. The last 2 months I've had $500. The previous two months there was probably $50. Many factors go into the wallet amount but I like to have at least $50.
I'm coming over your place. We can BBQ chicken and swap stories.

Where's the cash?
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In the north, there is no tipping. In the usa if the tip line wasn't in the bill, I just figured they were aiming to be McDonalds.
Dammit Lups! Hahahaha, watch this horrible film called "Waiting...". There's a scene about Europeans and tipping at restaurants.

But I don't just tip for meals. Especially when traveling. In the Caribbean, I think if you don't tip, the locals shank your ass....
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With all the joking in his thread I kind of feel funny keeping a fair amount of cash at the house.

Wallet is a toss up. The last 2 months I've had $500. The previous two months there was probably $50. Many factors go into the wallet amount but I like to have at least $50.
I'm coming over your place. We can BBQ chicken and swap stories.

Where's the cash?
In a nomex sock, inside 1 hr fire pouch, inside a 90 min fire safe, next to all the boom sticks.
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I try to carry at least 30K on me at all times, and sometimes pull sheets of uncut 2 dollar bills when I really want to impress but hey who's counting?

Wait, I'm not Steve Wozniak, so never mind.
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I keep 5-6 grand in my closet and take out/ put in when I need to.
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I try to carry at least 30K on me at all times, and sometimes pull sheets of uncut 2 dollar bills when I really want to impress but hey who's counting?

I actually have a sheet of $1 bills uncut, haha


I usually try to keep $100 in my wallet for "emergency Money" This is also known as OH CRAP I FORGOT THIS RESTAURANT IS CASH ONLY AND I DONT HAVE CASH.

At home, not very much money.
At the bank, not very much money.

My money is invested in depreciating assets or assets that are consumables and recycled into waste.
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I try to carry at least 30K on me at all times, and sometimes pull sheets of uncut 2 dollar bills when I really want to impress but hey who's counting?

I actually have a sheet of $1 bills uncut, haha


I usually try to keep $100 in my wallet for "emergency Money" This is also known as OH CRAP I FORGOT THIS RESTAURANT IS CASH ONLY AND I DONT HAVE CASH.

At home, not very much money.
At the bank, not very much money.

My money is invested in depreciating assets or assets that are consumables and recycled into waste.
You may want to revisit your long term investment goals. Just sayin'.
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