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      03-24-2012, 10:55 AM   #1
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Stories people tell when you just don't care

You're not giving even one shit but the time calls for you to be cordial. You're forced into listening to a ridiculously drawn out story that you are sure is exaggerated or lacking in substance or both. Stories like:

-How drunk they were able to get without someone noticing their intoxication.
-How they thought they had left something at home but actually hadn't.
-How they "designed [their] own diet" and it is working better than any of the big name ones
-How they had a chance to publicly correct someone, and did.
-How their horse is so smart.
-How quickly they made it to and from lunch
-How they were told not to do something, but did anyway.
-How the book was better than the movie
-How to tell their nearly identical dogs apart for the sake of calling them by name
-How they saw their ex around town

A bit of a rant, yes, I've had stupid stories in my ear all day.
Any others that get on your nerves?
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      03-24-2012, 11:31 AM   #2
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thread fail... because we don't give a shit.
Well it was just a rant anyway but I figured some e90posters would respond like this. I guess that this makes you very original and clever?
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      03-24-2012, 11:57 AM   #3
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-How they have Girl problems and post about them on car forums
-How they complain about listening to others talk

only two for now.
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      03-24-2012, 01:00 PM   #4
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thread fail... because we don't give a shit.
Lmfao
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      03-24-2012, 01:21 PM   #5
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My horses ARE smarter than your honor roll kid. You got a problem with that?
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My horses ARE smarter than your honor roll kid. You got a problem with that?
... Oh yeah? My horses can beat up your horses.
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Yeah well my horse has a bigger dick than you do...so there!
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Yeah well my horse has a bigger dick than you do...so there!
It''s funny because her horses have bigger dicks than you do too.
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I like horses just fine. I have had horses. But every horse I saw up north had 2 feet of snow on its back and its head in the barn to keep out of the snow.

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      03-24-2012, 08:39 PM   #10
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I like horses. And turtles
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You're not giving even one shit but the time calls for you to be cordial. You're forced into listening to a ridiculously drawn out story that you are sure is exaggerated or lacking in substance or both. Stories like:

-How drunk they were able to get without someone noticing their intoxication.
-How they thought they had left something at home but actually hadn't.
-How they "designed [their] own diet" and it is working better than any of the big name ones
-How they had a chance to publicly correct someone, and did.
-How their horse is so smart.
-How quickly they made it to and from lunch
-How they were told not to do something, but did anyway.
-How the book was better than the movie
-How to tell their nearly identical dogs apart for the sake of calling them by name
-How they saw their ex around town

A bit of a rant, yes, I've had stupid stories in my ear all day.
Any others that get on your nerves?
stop hanging out with 16 year olds....
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      03-27-2012, 10:47 AM   #12
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98% of stories people tell loose my interest. Could be my severe ADD, or just the fact that I really don't care.
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Here's just a few I've heard lately that I just don't give a fuck about:

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You're not giving even one shit but the time calls for you to be cordial. You're forced into listening to a ridiculously drawn out story that you are sure is exaggerated or lacking in substance or both. Stories like:

-How drunk they were able to get without someone noticing their intoxication.
-How they thought they had left something at home but actually hadn't.
-How they "designed [their] own diet" and it is working better than any of the big name ones
-How they had a chance to publicly correct someone, and did.
-How their horse is so smart.
-How quickly they made it to and from lunch
-How they were told not to do something, but did anyway.
-How the book was better than the movie
-How to tell their nearly identical dogs apart for the sake of calling them by name
-How they saw their ex around town

A bit of a rant, yes, I've had stupid stories in my ear all day.
Any others that get on your nerves?
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thread fail... because we don't give a shit.
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Well it was just a rant anyway but I figured some e90posters would respond like this. I guess that this makes you very original and clever?
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-How they have Girl problems and post about them on car forums
-How they complain about listening to others talk

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Lmfao
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My horses ARE smarter than your honor roll kid. You got a problem with that?
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... Oh yeah? My horses can beat up your horses.
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Yeah well my horse has a bigger dick than you do...so there!
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It''s funny because her horses have bigger dicks than you do too.
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I like horses just fine. I have had horses. But every horse I saw up north had 2 feet of snow on its back and its head in the barn to keep out of the snow.
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98% of stories people tell loose my interest. Could be my severe ADD, or just the fact that I really don't care.
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Anything having to do with their kids.
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My horses ARE smarter than your honor roll kid. You got a problem with that?
Thats because his kids are from Mississippi
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It all comes down to "it's not important just because it happened to/with you"... some people don't realize that
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It all comes down to "it's not important just because it happened to/with you"... some people don't realize that
By the gods, I cannot believe that you have done this.
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Yeah well my horse has a bigger dick than you do...so there!
It''s funny because her horses have bigger dicks than you do too.
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there was this one time, when kkk cops kidnapped me, because i'm kinda like jewish mafia...
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