Bimmerpost Roommate Game

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Did you forget BB...? My goat ain't giving up quality bed real estate for any of these yahoos!!!

Looks like we three are sharing

Ok, so

1: BB
2: Waffles
3: Tonka, RJ, ASB, Biorin
4: Still open

Dibs on a top bunk!

[MrPrena]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I think you may have spent too much time in the sun or inhaling chlorine today. Anna and Tara haven't submitted applications. It's a long haul to get to Canada every night, especially western Canada. But if you're going to stay in the pool house i suppose you can stay. You're artistic contributions will be appreciated.

That means there is still one bedroom open.

Can I sleep on your Ammo and G room?

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by dreamingat30fps

Kinda gross, but whatever, throw it on the grill afterwards to kill off any cooties.

Most places and people who use that method do put it on a grill or griddle to sear the top and bottom.

Originally Posted by Biorin

Ok, so

1: BB
2: Waffles
3: Tonka, RJ, ASB, Biorin
4: Still open

Dibs on a top bunk!

Actually....

1. BB & Waffles
2. Tonka, RJ, ASB, Biorin
3. "recreational" room
4. Still open

Top bunk has been assigned to Biorin.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by MrPrena

Can I sleep on your Ammo and G room?

Reasonable request is granted.

[MrPrena]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Reasonable request is granted.

[NEFARIOUS]

Originally Posted by MrPrena

IF I was single and in school, I would pick:

MALE: Anyone here, but to be specific, I would pick C5, Axius, Nef, ASB, 1moremod.
FEMALE: I am really picky on picking female roomate, because most of female roomates I had were slobs.
HECK WHY NOT< I WILL PICK ALL MALE AND FEMALES HERE!

Ah yes, thanks for finally inviting me to have at least half a chance at your secret OT orgies.

Anyway... If I had to be roommies with you guys, I'd live in a house where we have:
* A ridiculously big garage for all our Bimmers (in fact it'll be a stupid big 3 story house, and the entire 1st floor is the garage)
* On-call mechanic hired directly from Die BMW Welt
* Movie room that hides 4 4K TVs behind the screen to play console or even PC games
* Google Fiber internet (because fuck lag, go frag)
* Man cave with 60 different varieties of beers, pool table, foosball, air hockey and a few MAME arcades
* High end furniture and stuff (not that cheap Ikea crap)
* Soundproofed walls so that you can screw a screamer no prob
* Speaking of which, there's also a guest house that's actually a romp room with different sections, from a skydiving simulator, to one of these [NSFW], and for you depraved freaks, a fully equipped dungeon and a RealDoll.
* A fake PMB and reloadable card for those things you're too chickenshit to order, or it's questionable in nature
* Pro chefs that can cook anything from frickin' Top Ramen all the way to Beef Wellington
* concierge, maid service, masseuse (yes, even to do that)
* A donkey for everyone, complete with a poncho and fake guns
* Full gym, Olympic-sized pool, 2 hot tubs
* One comped firearm of your choice + backwoods firing range ranging from paper targets, cans/bottles, ex-GFs/BFs (we here at Nefarious Properties, LLC do not take any responsibility for who you done bust a cap thru, mang)
* A Lambo to trick chicks into thinking we're the shizniks
...All inclusive.

Oh, but the rent would be $5,000 a month, double deposit required, but anybody is welcome and the donkey is yours after 6 months.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by NEFARIOUS

Ah yes, thanks for finally inviting me to have at least half a chance at your secret OT orgies.

Anyway... If I had to be roommies with you guys, I'd live in a house where we have:
* A ridiculously big garage for all our Bimmers (in fact it'll be a stupid big 3 story house, and the entire 1st floor is the garage)
* On-call mechanic hired directly from Die BMW Welt
* Movie room that hides 4 4K TVs behind the screen to play console or even PC games
* Google Fiber internet (because fuck lag, go frag)
* Man cave with 60 different varieties of beers, pool table, foosball, air hockey and a few MAME arcades
* High end furniture and stuff (not that cheap Ikea crap)
* Soundproofed walls so that you can screw a screamer no prob
* Speaking of which, there's also a guest house that's actually a romp room with different sections, from a skydiving simulator, to one of these [NSFW], and for you depraved freaks, a fully equipped dungeon and a RealDoll.
* A fake PMB and reloadable card for those things you're too chickenshit to order, or it's questionable in nature
* Pro chefs that can cook anything from frickin' Top Ramen all the way to Beef Wellington
* concierge, maid service, masseuse (yes, even to do that)
* A donkey for everyone, complete with a poncho and fake guns
* Full gym, Olympic-sized pool, 2 hot tubs
* One comped firearm of your choice + backwoods firing range ranging from paper targets, cans/bottles, ex-GFs/BFs (we here at Nefarious Properties, LLC do not take any responsibility for who you done bust a cap thru, mang)
* A Lambo to trick chicks into thinking we're the shizniks
...All inclusive.

Oh, but the rent would be $5,000 a month, double deposit required, but anybody is welcome and the donkey is yours after 6 months.

There was way too much time spent on this... Like you have been pondering this for quite some time... I feel that it might be safer to just stick with c5 and tonka at this point, lol... It almost feels like a combination of the movie; Misery and just one elaborate trap so you can lure us in and steal our skin... "It will put the lotion on its skin or it will get the hose again..." Type deal...

[Lups]

Okay people, I pay anyone who takes me in their team 2 dollars! The payment is guaranteed since our banker owes me that much (can't remember what for though)

[bimmette]

I don't want a roommate. I like wearing whatever I want (or don't want) when I'm at home.

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by bimmette

I don't want a roommate. I like wearing whatever I want (or don't want) when I'm at home.

Home is where the pants aren't.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by RJ_

Home is where the pants aren't.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Actually....

1. BB & Waffles
2. Tonka, RJ, ASB, Biorin
3. "recreational" room
4. Axius (Pool House) - Assigned Studly Pool Boy

Top bunk has been assigned to Biorin.

Fixed this for you.

Originally Posted by RJ_

Home is where the pants aren't.

Would you like to come to my pants party? Party with the pants.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Lups

Okay people, I pay anyone who takes me in their team 2 dollars! The payment is guaranteed since our banker owes me that much (can't remember what for though)

Like a typical banker - I have negotiated my payment down to $1.49

I will be paying a penny a month until paid in full

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by bimmette

I don't want a roommate. I like wearing whatever I want (or don't want) when I'm at home.

No mas pantalones

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by bimmette

I don't want a roommate. I like wearing whatever I want (or don't want) when I'm at home.

Uh....naked Tuesday, thong Thursday. :

[NEFARIOUS]

Originally Posted by shoei

There was way too much time spent on this... Like you have been pondering this for quite some time... I feel that it might be safer to just stick with c5 and tonka at this point, lol... It almost feels like a combination of the movie; Misery and just one elaborate trap so you can lure us in and steal our skin... "It will put the lotion on its skin or it will get the hose again..." Type deal...

Some parts were what friends and sales team mentors joked about a long time ago (the whole house atop a huge garage deal since I know someone affluent enough to have 5 cars), lots of it was what I'd want if I built a house when I won the Lotto or something and kinda fantasize about once in a while (because when I lived in the shittiest living conditions I've ever had the misfortune of living in, it was the only thing that kept what was left of my sanity, but thank God I'm out of there), then in-jokes (donkeys of course, and then romp room and soundproofing for the "OT orgy")... Only about 15% of the content was made up on the spot.

Also no catch, just ridiculously expensive rent

[CANGRKE70]

Booze, Poker and Cigars at my place...just sayin...

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by Axius

Would you like to come to my pants party? Party with the pants.

Are you saying that there's a party in your pants and that I'm invited to it?

Did biorin tell you to say that?

[Axius]

Originally Posted by RJ_

Are you saying that there's a party in your pants and that I'm invited to it?

Did biorin tell you to say that?

No, there's literally a pants party at my house. We're all going to try on this new line of jeggings I found online to see who has the nicest ass.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Axius

We're all going to try on this new line of jeggings I found online to see who has the nicest ass.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by CANGRKE70

Booze, Poker and Cigars at my place...just sayin...

Grilled octopus with olive oil, vinegar, and oregano and I'm so there....

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by NEFARIOUS

* A donkey for everyone, complete with a poncho and fake guns

Donkey show pew pew