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      01-10-2017, 06:39 PM   #67
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WOOOOOORLD STARRRR!!!!
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      01-11-2017, 07:25 AM   #68
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I resemble said remarks
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      01-11-2017, 11:58 AM   #69
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"I diffin' do nuttin'" - just watch a video of any guy in the hood getting arrested and this is what they say every time

"Hold/take this L" - you're sleeping if this needs to be explained. It's in every meme and I love it. The Drake - Meek Mill fued set it off.
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      01-11-2017, 02:33 PM   #70
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"curving" = Rejecting "Son she curving you!"
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      01-17-2017, 10:09 PM   #71
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Methinks you be thinkin' 2 much 'bout dis.
Haha maybe a little.

I just figured since we have some older members here, I didn't want them to feel left out.
Actually 'older' people will have MUCH better translation skills than anyone. Don't believe me? Watch this ancient women employ her skillzzzz...

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      01-17-2017, 11:04 PM   #72
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      01-18-2017, 12:01 AM   #73
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How many terms can you guys come up with for fellatio?

I have:

Gettin head
BJ
Gimme brains
What dat mouf do?
Gimme dat neck service
Slob my knob
Swallowed my babies*


*Results may vary
Sounds like a challenge.

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Waxed
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      01-18-2017, 02:36 AM   #74
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I haven't seen him/her for a minute = I haven't seen him/her for a long time...
I hate that... minute = a long time...
Or "po po" = police
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      01-18-2017, 12:47 PM   #75
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