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      07-19-2014, 10:40 AM   #45
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People poop during labor?
Yup. A lot of women do.
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      07-19-2014, 11:59 AM   #46
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People poop during labor?
Oh yes. People also do it when they're anesthetized. Teenage boys are notorious for shitting themselves when you are pulling their wisdom teeth.
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      07-19-2014, 03:06 PM   #47
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Oh yes. People also do it when they're anesthetized. Teenage boys are notorious for shitting themselves when you are pulling their wisdom teeth.
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      07-21-2014, 06:56 AM   #48
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Congrats! beautiful baby girl..
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      07-21-2014, 12:03 PM   #50
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Congratulations! May your baby be happy and healthy for ever!


Btw, your face is not chunky at all in that picture. You look great and healthy - amazing for having gained 39lbs. Don't lose too much weight.
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      07-21-2014, 04:49 PM   #51
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You know wearing those high heels will tilt your ovaries, and then your baby can get stuck rolled the wrong way during delivery, plus their head can get squished/elongated. Opps, too late. . .

Can't post anything on the internet that isn't true, Bonjour.

Keep her in your bed to breast feed at night. It's SO much easier to just roll over at 3:27am and drop a teat in her mouth.
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      07-22-2014, 09:02 AM   #52
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You know wearing those high heels will tilt your ovaries, and then your baby can get stuck rolled the wrong way during delivery, plus their head can get squished/elongated. Opps, too late. . .

Can't post anything on the internet that isn't true, Bonjour.

Keep her in your bed to breast feed at night. It's SO much easier to just roll over at 3:27am and drop a teat in her mouth.
unclewede drunk posting again?

put the baby in a co-sleeper that attaches to your bed. NEVER let a new born sleep in your bed.
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unclewede drunk posting again?

put the baby in a co-sleeper that attaches to your bed. NEVER let a new born sleep in your bed.
She sleeps in a bassinet that is level with the height of our bed. She only sleeps in the bed when I'm doing skin to skin with her but I'm wide awake the whole time. I don't trust myself to sleep in bed with her. I'd roll over and crush her.
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Congrats on the baby, she's beautiful! What is that blue belt looking thing you're wearing in the "come out come out" picture though..?? I know this is an old thread but I'm just curious lol..
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Congrats on the baby, she's beautiful! What is that blue belt looking thing you're wearing in the "come out come out" picture though..?? I know this is an old thread but I'm just curious lol..
Believe that is to measure babies heart rate

And for post about baby sleeping in bed with you. Ours did this for 3 mos. so much easier hooking him up to wife's milk machines.

As far as rolling on him in your sleep. Get a big boy bed (king size) and your golden
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Congrats on the baby, she's beautiful! What is that blue belt looking thing you're wearing in the "come out come out" picture though..?? I know this is an old thread but I'm just curious lol..
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Believe that is to measure babies heart rate

And for post about baby sleeping in bed with you. Ours did this for 3 mos. so much easier hooking him up to wife's milk machines.

As far as rolling on him in your sleep. Get a big boy bed (king size) and your golden

Correct, it is for keeping track of the baby's heart beat to make sure it doesnt spike or drop. Those are indicators the baby has suddenly gone into distress during the labor.


As for the co sleeping thing..... Yeah right after I posted that, she's slept next to me in my bed. Next week she's 10 months old and she has slept with me in my bed every single night.
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Her eyes! She looks precious. Congrats!

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That smile in the last pic tho. Adorable.
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      05-07-2015, 10:52 AM   #61
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Sorry Lups, I think you just got replaced in Billup's eye
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      05-07-2015, 11:05 AM   #63
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Y'all just baiting Billup or what??? (mucho Pedo)
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      05-07-2015, 12:22 PM   #64
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Y'all just baiting Billup or what??? (mucho Pedo)
I don't get it. Calling a kid adorable = pedo? That drought over in CA must be getting to your head.
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Y'all just baiting Billup or what??? (mucho Pedo)
Well you'll have to wait a while to see if she's the full BBB Billup's into..
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MAYBE you have a guilty conscious and thought I was directing the Pedo comment at you and not myself?
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