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      07-24-2014, 01:03 PM   #7503
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      07-24-2014, 01:35 PM   #7504
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First one, is funny because the implication it's the kid?
2nd, I was wondering why he's having sex with a praying mantis at first.. but I guess it's also funny he's homo now.. but I'm still wondering why bestality isn't his bigger concern
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      07-24-2014, 02:02 PM   #7505
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First one, is funny because the implication it's the kid?
2nd, I was wondering why he's having sex with a praying mantis at first.. but I guess it's also funny he's homo now.. but I'm still wondering why bestality isn't his bigger concern
No. First one, the monkey is incredibly smart. A genius of sorts, which, in the mind of the reader makes him superior compared to his sort. But then the woman comes in and tell him he ate all the bananas and shat all over the place, bringing him RIGHT down again from a genius to a plain monkey. Nothing to do with the kid.

I think for the praying mantis, he didn't know how to distinguish between male and female...
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No. First one, the monkey is incredibly smart. A genius of sorts, which, in the mind of the reader makes him superior compared to his sort. But then the woman comes in and tell him he ate all the bananas and shat all over the place, bringing him RIGHT down again from a genius to a plain monkey. Nothing to do with the kid.

I think for the praying mantis, he didn't know how to distinguish between male and female...
Sorry, man - I'm not very good at this contextual humor
I get everything the wrong way around

anyone else not get it?
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Panda was experimental and not quite sure yet, butt the fact that the females would kill him was the decision point.
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Panda was experimental and not quite sure yet, butt the fact that the females would kill him was the decision point.
I think P1et got it right.
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Sorry, man - I'm not very good at this contextual humor
I get everything the wrong way around

anyone else not get it?
Let's see if you get this one...

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lol it's a woodpecker - it makes holes all day.. even with a drill

edit: but WAIT - how did he do it?? the battery is DEAD..

edit2: well, technically it's a drill and a woodpecker makes holes - what do they have to do with each other.. ok. sorry it's not funny anymore

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lol it's a woodpecker - it makes holes all day.. even with a drill

edit: but WAIT - how did he do it?? the battery is DEAD..

edit2: well, technically it's a drill and a woodpecker makes holes - what do they have to do with each other.. ok. sorry it's not funny anymore
You got it right!

If you notice, the drill is a different colour. So the woodpecker's drill is fully charged. My favorite bit is when he walks off and gives them a thumbs up.
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You got it right!

If you notice, the drill is a different colour. So the woodpecker's drill is fully charged. My favorite bit is when he walks off and gives them a thumbs up.
Ohhh - he has his own tools
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I took this pic of a local wooden sculpture artist when I went to the Bahamas. A year later my wife's friend says oh, that's where the term "woody" comes from. I had no idea what she was talking about until she pointed it out.

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