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      07-24-2014, 08:50 AM   #67
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I like to make gummy bear trails on my ladies:


[circa 2010]


.....I follow them to the treasure. A lil' food in the bedroom never hurt anybody.
Let me know if you need help getting to the end of the trail I always find my way through the bush.
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      07-24-2014, 08:51 AM   #68
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      07-24-2014, 08:57 AM   #69
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Huh? What does pedophilia have to do with eating gummy bears off of a grown woman (...the same grown woman pictured with me in Brazil)?????


joke man.. she doesn't look very old n them gummy bears..
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I'd let her suck it, but I'm afraid she might snap my dick
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      07-24-2014, 09:05 AM   #71
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Huh? What does pedophilia have to do with eating gummy bears off of a grown woman (...the same grown woman pictured with me in Brazil)?????


joke man.. she doesn't look very old n them gummy bears..
LOL! I figured it was. I just looked at that pic again and realized that she's wearing underwear that a 14 year old would've chosen. Fail!!!!
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LOL! I figured it was. I just looked at that pic again and realized that she's wearing underwear that a 14 year old would've chosen. Fail!!!!
yeah my ex used to do that on occasion .. weirdest boner
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Nice physique on that model. Perfect!!!!!
Dat ass!!
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yeah my ex used to do that on occasion .. weirdest boner
Based on the gummy bear picture, you can call it a Hariboner
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yeah my ex used to do that on occasion .. weirdest boner
Based on the gummy bear picture, you can call it a Hariboner
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You're good! LMAO!
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      07-24-2014, 01:30 PM   #76
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The pedo would have set out the gummys leading to HIS crotch!!

I like to watch my wife eat, to know what I might get to snack on latter from her cleavage.
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I like to watch my wife eat, to know what I might get to snack on latter from her cleavage.
that's what I do...

it's typically popcorn or some kind of pastry crumb....

first two times I did that resulted in two beautiful children....
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The pedo would have set out the gummys leading to HIS crotch!!

I like to watch my wife eat, to know what I might get to snack on latter from her cleavage.
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that's what I do...

it's typically popcorn or some kind of pastry crumb....

first two times I did that resulted in two beautiful children....
you guys have this well thought out..
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      07-24-2014, 01:58 PM   #79
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you guys have this well thought out..
Don't they though??? LOL! I busted up laughing because I think they were being 100% genuine.

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We don't have A/C and it got a little warm yesterday for Cali. I was hoping when I saw the Marinara drip that it would be a little saltier than it was on the plate.

I am DISAPPOINT!!!!
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Don't they though??? LOL! I busted up laughing because I think they were being 100% genuine.

You know it would be strange if you got programmed to spring a boner when you open a packet of gummies for your niece, or when you get the large combo for a movie..
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We don't have A/C and it got a little warm yesterday for Cali. I was hoping when I saw the Marinara drip that it would be a little saltier than it was on the plate.

I am DISAPPOINT!!!!



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You know it would be strange if you got programmed to spring a boner when you open a packet of gummies for your niece, or when you get the large combo for a movie..

Be like....


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No matter what the thread starts off as, all these off topic threads always lead back to sex.

I guess guys do really think about sex every 7 seconds.
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      07-24-2014, 05:07 PM   #85
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No matter what the thread starts off as, all these off topic threads always lead back to sex.

I guess guys do really think about sex every 7 seconds.

Damn, I must be atypical. I haven't thought about it in at least an hour. LOL!
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Definite yes. I like Jamie's look/physique.
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      07-24-2014, 07:40 PM   #88
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I've always been concerned that those girls that are that ripped probably also do kaegal (sp?) exercises with 20lb dumbbells and their V could rip my D off.
I'm glad to see someone else always wondered if that was actually something to consider!

High five!

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