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      05-05-2016, 05:14 PM   #27237
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Hellllooo from the other siiiide... (Of the border)

So anyone from OT going to Bimmerfest this month?
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So anyone from OT going to Bimmerfest this month?
Not I. But... At least I can say that I triiiiiiiied.
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      05-06-2016, 03:51 AM   #27240
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Hellllooo from the other siiiide... (Of the border)

So anyone from OT going to Bimmerfest this month?
Not I. But... At least I can say that I triiiiiiiied.


Not trying hard enough.
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      05-06-2016, 04:10 AM   #27241
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Not trying hard enough.
Well. I'm sorry for everything that I've done.
But it don't matter, it clearly, doesn't tear you apart anymore.

(A tiny piece of my soul died typing "it don't matter", but I did it for you.)
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      05-06-2016, 04:41 AM   #27242
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Well. I'm sorry for everything that I've done.
But it don't matter, it clearly, doesn't tear you apart anymore.

(A tiny piece of my soul died typing "it don't matter", but I did it for you.)
you a good man Charlie Brown
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      05-06-2016, 06:01 AM   #27243
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This has been a rough week.
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      05-06-2016, 06:26 AM   #27244
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Where is Axius, his baconadar is failing.
I don't even remember the last time I logged on. Still trying to pretend to be a good employee. Do have my second follow up phone interview this morning, so there's that.
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      05-06-2016, 06:26 AM   #27245
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This has been a rough week.
Personal? Professional? What's shakin?
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      05-06-2016, 06:29 AM   #27246
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I don't even remember the last time I logged on. Still trying to pretend to be a good employee. Do have my second follow up phone interview this morning, so there's that.
Great job man. Rooting for you.

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Lol I responded to this!


But mainly very un-May-like weather here in the Mid-Atlantic. Every day feels like a funeral.
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      05-06-2016, 06:29 AM   #27247
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I don't even remember the last time I logged on. Still trying to pretend to be a good employee. Do have my second follow up phone interview this morning, so there's that.
Good luck.
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      05-06-2016, 06:32 AM   #27248
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Good luck.
Heh, #mobilequoterestructurefail
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      05-06-2016, 06:33 AM   #27249
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I was like WTF, Ax didn't say that, I did. Quote-ception?!
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Heh, I like the cock in my mouth*.
Grrrrrrrr. Let me see if I can figure this out better.

*Seems legit
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      05-06-2016, 07:49 AM   #27251
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Good luck.
Thanks sweet cheeks!


What's everyone got going on this weekend?
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      05-06-2016, 08:03 AM   #27252
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Appreciate it, ready to move on from this place.



Thanks sweet cheeks!


What's everyone got going on this weekend?
Staying home.
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Solo Netflix and chill? Is that like beatin' it?
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Solo Netflix and chill? Is that like beatin' it?
Well, the latter requires a special kind of lotion (Nair), which I have run out of.
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      05-06-2016, 09:09 AM   #27255
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Well, the latter requires a special kind of lotion (Nair), which I have run out of.
Thanks for the mental pic. Smooth like a tootsie roll.
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This made it 10x worse. asshole.
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      05-06-2016, 12:36 PM   #27257
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Well, the latter requires a special kind of lotion (Nair), which I have run out of.
Contact Lups and Biorin. My SS present had some really awesome baby lotion that makes skin super soft and has great lubricit properties...., that I use on my arms after I take a shower.
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Well, the latter requires a special kind of lotion (Nair), which I have run out of.
Thanks for the mental pic. Smooth like a tootsie roll.
And sized like one...
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