Best birthday present everrr

sasha1015 · 04-24-2013, 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by F1Venom

If he's under 18, then your present is illegal. And make sure his parents or something don't find out, that'd suck for him.
Also, why pay for porn? That shit is free.

Hes turning 18
I know its free its meant to be a joke

Small Yellow · 04-25-2013, 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PurM3

http://www.pass3s.com/2013/04/all-po...l-23-2013.html
Thank me later

Wow... I almost clicked on that in class...

914kid · 07-16-2013, 02:34 AM

no

beanns · 07-16-2013, 08:46 PM

unique present... I'd appreciate it lol

NemesisX · 07-16-2013, 08:47 PM

Had to look up "brazzers"

supLOL · 07-16-2013, 08:53 PM

The fact that you even considered giving him porn...

yarviinn · 07-16-2013, 09:10 PM

Suck his dick, that will be a great present.

supLOL · 07-16-2013, 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yarviinn

Suck his dick, that will be a great present.

I LOLd.

Sasha, you would have to give him some sort of hallucinogen first, to make sure he doesn't realize his cousin is slobbing his knob.

sasha1015 · 07-16-2013, 11:08 PM

You guys are disgusting
Lmaooo

US///M3 · 07-17-2013, 11:07 AM

bumere90 · 07-19-2013, 04:48 PM

FriskThePickle · 07-19-2013, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sasha1015

I just joined a few days ago. Thought this would make for a good laugh. Its not incestuous because i am not the one in the movie. Lol.
And no i am not a guy. Or a troll.
And i am aware that noone pays for porn... Its not meant to be a serious gift...

So allow me to be the first to say this,

so post some pics of you and let's see if your not a troll?

Billup · 07-19-2013, 07:12 PM

I would appreciate that as a gift from a close friend, little awkward from a cousin, IMO.

Whoever is saying who pays for porn, I suggest you take a look at Brazzers. I might not pay for it, but my girlfriend and I both like Brazzers just for the quality aspect.

pwr hungry · 07-19-2013, 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sasha1015

You guys are disgusting
Lmaooo

If you're the girl in your avatar, I'd do ya

lol

sasha1015 · 07-19-2013, 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FriskThePickle

Quote:

Originally Posted by sasha1015

I just joined a few days ago. Thought this would make for a good laugh. Its not incestuous because i am not the one in the movie. Lol.
And no i am not a guy. Or a troll.
And i am aware that noone pays for porn... Its not meant to be a serious gift...

So allow me to be the first to say this,

so post some pics of you and let's see if your not a troll?

I did... My avatar lol

sasha1015 · 07-19-2013, 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pwr hungry

Quote:

Originally Posted by sasha1015

You guys are disgusting
Lmaooo

If you're the girl in your avatar, I'd do ya

lol

Lmaooo thanks u guess.... Haha

donovan · 07-21-2013, 02:37 PM

Weird thread. Hot girl, dafuq.

AllydNYC · 07-21-2013, 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UMBC2015

I swear, you've had wayyyy more than 14 posts on here...

OT posts don't count.

JayDE90 · 08-05-2013, 01:57 AM

This is either a semi-elaborate- homo-troll, or the most rad chick on here. But, "Sasha" if my cousin looked like you and got me a porn subscription I'd be convinced she was DTF. Might be misleading

Wakka · 08-06-2013, 06:03 AM

ITT: Girl wants attention. Dudes leg hump this girl. /Thread

07-16-2013, 02:34 AM	#47
914kid Banned 25 Rep 363 Posts Drives: E90 335xi Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Pelham, NY iTrader: (1)	no
	Appreciate 0

07-16-2013, 08:46 PM	#48
beanns Private 0 Rep 72 Posts Drives: 2008 E90 M3 Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: NNJ iTrader: (0)	unique present... I'd appreciate it lol
	Appreciate 0

07-16-2013, 08:47 PM	#49
NemesisX Captain 317 Rep 905 Posts Drives: '19 Infiniti Q60S Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: TX iTrader: (0)	Had to look up "brazzers"
	Appreciate 0

07-16-2013, 08:53 PM	#50
supLOL Banned 2 Rep 96 Posts Drives: "Daddy-bought" E89 Z4 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Scottsdale, Arizona iTrader: (0)	The fact that you even considered giving him porn...
	Appreciate 0

07-16-2013, 09:10 PM	#51
yarviinn Captain 21 Rep 687 Posts Drives: E9TT3 Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: NorCal iTrader: (1)	Suck his dick, that will be a great present.
	Appreciate 0

07-16-2013, 11:08 PM	#53
sasha1015 Guest 21 Rep 15 Posts Drives: VW GLI Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: NY iTrader: (0)	You guys are disgusting Lmaooo
	Appreciate 0

07-17-2013, 11:07 AM	#54
US///M3 Banned 98 Rep 1,265 Posts Drives: 1973 Jensen Interceptor Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Shanghai, People's Republic of China iTrader: (0)	Attached Images
	Appreciate 0

07-19-2013, 04:48 PM	#55
bumere90 Grozniy 177 Rep 2,602 Posts Drives: Carless Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: FL iTrader: (12)
	Appreciate 0

07-19-2013, 07:12 PM	#57
Billup Banned 472 Rep 928 Posts Drives: Your mum crazy. Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Baconopolos Island iTrader: (0)	I would appreciate that as a gift from a close friend, little awkward from a cousin, IMO. Whoever is saying who pays for porn, I suggest you take a look at Brazzers. I might not pay for it, but my girlfriend and I both like Brazzers just for the quality aspect.
	Appreciate 0

07-21-2013, 02:37 PM	#61
donovan Brigadier General 371 Rep 4,167 Posts Drives: R8 - Ford Raptor Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: National iTrader: (17)	Weird thread. Hot girl, dafuq. __________________ Audi R8 v10 Ford Raptor m3e46freak@yahoo.comfor all euro parts!! ebay/craigslist verified/ m3post/e46fanantics/m3forum/zpost/bimmerforum
	Appreciate 0

08-05-2013, 01:57 AM	#63
JayDE90 Private 0 Rep 80 Posts Drives: 2009 E90 M Sport Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: So.Cal iTrader: (0)	This is either a semi-elaborate- homo-troll, or the most rad chick on here. But, "Sasha" if my cousin looked like you and got me a porn subscription I'd be convinced she was DTF. Might be misleading
	Appreciate 0