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| 06-02-2007, 12:16 PM | #1 |
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Skeleton joke
So a skeleton goes into a bar and says to the bartender....
Give me a shot and a mop  Q - What did the toilet seat say to the toilet??? A - You might get more ass than i do, but i don't have to take shit from nobody. A fish goes into a bar and says to the bartender.... I'll have water. A peruvian dad with his son.... Son - Dad, dad... I don't want to go to USA  Dad - Shut up and keep swiming (I'm part peruvian so don't worry i'm not racist) Anyway some jokes i know of many, i'm bored at work and killing time untill 3pm get's here. Let me know what you think
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