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      12-26-2015, 04:38 PM   #1
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Augh, my eyes!!

Wifey teared gassed the house. She's cooking (for herself) mango tofu curry. I made the mistake of walking into the kitchen. Now I have burning eyes. Even the poor cat is blinking. Strong onions.
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I'm so sorry. This happens in all long relationships once at least. My hubby has been banned from the kitchen since roast episode of 2008.
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      12-26-2015, 05:05 PM   #3
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MOPP gear!! I would have settled for just the mask.
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MOPP gear!! I would have settled for just the mask.
Google 'Ramp' onion.

These little suckers are a local Native American onion which tastes DELICIOUS....but you literally SWEAT their smell out of your pours over a 7-10 day period after consumption.
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My ex used to eat stuff fit for spiciness competitions, and I'd go into a choking spree when she cooks sometimes. Now you can see why she's my ex.
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I had a Mexican landlord who brought chilli over for my roommates and me to try. I'm thinking meat and beans but instead it was a greenish soup. My 3 roomies looked at it and passed. I figured wtf its REAL Mexican food. So I take a chip and scoop some dip and taste pretty good. Do that 3 more times and BAM! the fire starts. My eyes start watering and my nose begins to run and I dash into the kitchen and put my face under the faucet. No milk in the joint. So the chilli went straight down the toilet after that. My roomies couldn't stop laughing.
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I'm immune as my best friend growing up was Trinidadian. Dinners at his house were always served with a glass of milk.
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I had a Mexican landlord who brought chilli over for my roommates and me to try. I'm thinking meat and beans but instead it was a greenish soup. My 3 roomies looked at it and passed. I figured wtf its REAL Mexican food. So I take a chip and scoop some dip and taste pretty good. Do that 3 more times and BAM! the fire starts. My eyes start watering and my nose begins to run and I dash into the kitchen and put my face under the faucet. No milk in the joint. So the chilli went straight down the toilet after that. My roomies couldn't stop laughing.
Just an FYI, when there's no milk, grab the salt shaker.

My wife often "pre-loads" the jalapenos with salt just after I roast them on the BBQ. We don't let her do the roasting on the stove any more . . .
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