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      10-02-2010, 07:40 PM   #1
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Z4 Driver stopped on the Autobahn

BMW Z4-driver drives with 250 km / hour on the Autobahn (might have been the A4), despite the speed limit of 100 km / hour. He is pursued by a patrol car doing his best to catch him (I think it was a Porsche (or as the call it in Germany a white mouse). After half an hour wild chase he finally stops.

The police sergeant tells him:

"OK, if you give me an excuse I've never heard before, then this time I will let you get away with it." The BMW Z4 driver replyed: "Well, my wife left me last week for a Policemen when I first saw you a 1/2 hour ago in the rearview mirror, I thought you wanted to bring her back to me .."






PS. Translated as best as I could from German to English, hope it worked
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I think the translator made a typo - there should be an "n" before the word ever.

"OK, if you give me an excuse I've never heard before,. . .
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I think the translator made a typo - there should be an "n" before the word ever.

"OK, if you give me an excuse I've never heard before,. . .
Thanks, yes I saw it and corrected it
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