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09-18-2015, 12:18 AM | #1 |
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"Find this Harvard MBA a girlfriend and he'll pay you 10K" (LINK)*
"Ren You is a 29-year-old with a Harvard MBA and a job at a private equity firm. He is also someone who does not like to be inefficient and does not want to miss out on opportunities. Those two character traits led You to develop a novel way to find love.
The Birmingham, Alabama, resident is offering $10,000 to anyone who can find him a girlfriend of six months or more." http://wtop.com/money/2015/07/find-t...l-pay-you-10k/ |
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09-18-2015, 08:47 PM | #4 |
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I have a better and more realistic offer....
HOw about this?
I will give you guys $10,000 in CASH ($1000 upon hire, 9000 after 6+month employed), if you find me a job that pays $300k/year and I don't need to work longer than 14hrs/day in Colorado. |
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10-02-2015, 12:47 AM | #5 | |
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maybe go to vietnam and import one for far less. That dumb azz really needs to go back to skool and get an edjumakashun. he doesn't want a G/F... more like he wants a GFE |
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10-02-2015, 06:59 AM | #6 |
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We could all chip in for a hooker and pay her to pretend to like him for 6 months or more (making sure she doesn't know he is paying US), then we split the $10,000 evenly.
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10-02-2015, 07:11 AM | #7 |
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10-02-2015, 08:50 AM | #8 |
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How much does a hooker charge for 6 months full time? Does she need to fill out a 1099? And would we have to pay capital gains on the 10k? All important questions.
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10-02-2015, 08:56 AM | #9 |
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I figure we do it old school with finding an attractive girl with daddy issues, cash transaction and domestic violence. The backhand can keep some in check
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10-02-2015, 09:01 AM | #10 | |
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YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS MAN, BITCH. *slap slap* He did make a good point about the 1099 though, don't want to get in trouble with the feds. |
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10-02-2015, 02:26 PM | #12 |
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We had a dude on GD that he was showing of his G-HBS diploma. It was funniest shit I've ever faced on the face of forum history.
What was he doing with the pic of diploma? He was bashing Yale grads. idiots. |
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10-02-2015, 05:14 PM | #13 | |
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No capital gains, we could probably state the 10k as a gift, and then he'll still be under his annual exemption or can add it to his lifetime gift exclusion (which he'll probably never hit, at least in recorded amounts) and then no one has to pay taxes! Everybody wins! Sorry, nerd moment. |
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10-04-2015, 12:02 AM | #16 | |
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lets do some math, 6 months x 30 days/month = 180 days time each day you go out to eat/entertainment = $50 x 180 days = $9000 lets say he has to invest time searching online thru junk postings and small talk, that is many wasted hours just to find maybe a couple good finds. If the girls come to him, then all he has to do is sift thru other peoples wasted time. If it doesn't last or the girl isn't desperate enough then he pays zero. but just paying out a one time $10k for minimal effort is a great bargain for convenience. Last edited by fazman; 10-04-2015 at 12:10 AM.. |
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10-04-2015, 10:50 AM | #17 | |
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In the matter of time this guy commutes to work, he could filter out ~100 dates using an online site rather than sit through the same amount of actual dinner dates. Also, what Ren is soliciting is not prostitution, he is simply offering money to someone to find a good match, not directly paying for sex (heck, sex is not even mentioned I don't think). This method is actually still practiced in modern society and the job of 'matchmaker' has a long, respected history in many Asian countries. |
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I bet he could find someone on his own if he stopped using Pythagorean's theorem to find the g spot
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If I went on a date, and girl yapping about her edumacation+career, I would pretend I need to put coin on my parking meter. THEN slowly walk away. |
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