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      10-17-2017, 02:40 PM   #50843
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Oh like TaraFlu? Weird
Yep. Side effect includes making YouTube videos.
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      10-17-2017, 02:42 PM   #50844
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Oh like TaraFlu? Weird
Yep. Side effect includes making YouTube videos.
Oh that's terrible. I rather be sick.
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      10-17-2017, 02:44 PM   #50845
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Oh that's terrible. I rather be sick.
Nawwww. Your dash removal/trim wrapping video was really helpful. Gonna be wrapping mine soon.
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      10-17-2017, 02:46 PM   #50846
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Yep. Side effect includes making YouTube videos.
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Oh that's terrible. I rather be sick.
Coincidentally enough, if you watch one of pasghetti's videos, you will be.

btw...someone is missing the d. (honestly was just meaning the letter, you depraved reader).


Edit: Technically, I suppose it isn't just the d, but rather the apostrophe and the d, for "I'd", but it was too good of an opportunity to pass up.
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      10-17-2017, 02:47 PM   #50847
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Coincidentally enough, if you watch one of pasghetti's videos, you will be.
You're not supposed to tell anyone!
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      10-17-2017, 02:49 PM   #50848
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Nawwww. Your dash removal/trim wrapping video was really helpful. Gonna be wrapping mine soon.
You know those Willy jeeps? I think it would be epic if someone who had one put on a sticker "don't be silly, wrap your willy". It's a sticker I wouldn't have a problem with.
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      10-17-2017, 03:02 PM   #50849
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You know those Willy jeeps? I think it would be epic if someone who had one put on a sticker "don't be silly, wrap your willy". It's a sticker I wouldn't have a problem with.
Lmao. I also love parody stickers like this
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      10-17-2017, 03:09 PM   #50850
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Lmao. I also love parody stickers like this
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      10-17-2017, 05:49 PM   #50851
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      10-17-2017, 07:18 PM   #50852
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Oh that's terrible. I rather be sick.
Coincidentally enough, if you watch one of pasghetti's videos, you will be.

btw...someone is missing the d. (honestly was just meaning the letter, you depraved reader).


Edit: Technically, I suppose it isn't just the d, but rather the apostrophe and the d, for "I'd", but it was too good of an opportunity to pass up.
You got me. I LOL'ed!
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      10-18-2017, 02:04 AM   #50853
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"don't be silly, wrap your willy"
Funny side fact: You're out with have to wrap your willy...at least to prevent pregnancy
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      10-18-2017, 06:21 AM   #50854
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oh oh... its not safe in here
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      10-18-2017, 09:29 AM   #50855
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why do you say it like that?? I'm no threat
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why do you say it like that?? I'm no threat
people come in here and u never see them again (online)
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      10-18-2017, 10:01 AM   #50857
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people come in here and u never see them again (online)
Nonsense!
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      10-18-2017, 10:24 AM   #50858
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people come in here and u never see them again (online)
I'm usually searching the forums all day, I figured to pop in here, I'm tired of reading the same old posts.
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It used to not be safe. OT has lost a lot of members that made it fun.
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      10-18-2017, 10:48 AM   #50860
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It used to not be safe. OT has lost a lot of members that made it fun.
How do you know, you just joined?
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I'm usually searching the forums all day, I figured to pop in here, I'm tired of reading the same old posts.
welcome to the dark side
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Magic 8 ball.
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