My awesomely easy life!

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Lups

Fine. I'll pay for my own pool boy

I recommend a seasonal contract, like lawn mowing and snow removal. "Pay per use" could get expensive.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

I recommend a seasonal contract, like lawn mowing and snow removal. "Pay per use" could get expensive.

I have no clue how I managed to answer to you in the lol thread but let it be known here too that you are my new favorite counselor. Your advices are awesome!

Now back to work. Clearly I should concentrate a bit today.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Lups

Fine. I'll pay for my own pool boy

What do you mean pay? I haven't gotten paid in the past two years working for you as pool boy.



WTF!

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Axius

What do you mean pay? I haven't gotten paid in the past two years working for you as pool boy.



WTF!

I tried to make it sound better.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Lups

I tried to make it sound better.

Money aside, the other benefits outweigh any dollar amount ever could.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Axius

Money aside, the other benefits outweigh any dollar amount ever could.

My ass outweighs a moon. It's all relative. I'm cutting tiles and my dogs sleep next to me.I'd say dogs are not sensitive to noise.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Lups

My ass outweighs a moon. It's all relative. I'm cutting tiles and my dogs sleep next to me.I'd say dogs are not sensitive to noise.

Your dog spooks at his own shadow though... You managed to raise the most pansy German Shepard on the planet - congratulations !!!

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Axius

What do you mean pay? I haven't gotten paid in the past two years working for you as pool boy.



WTF!

All the other girls are afraid of Lups, hence why you haven't got laid.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

All the other girls are afraid of Lups, hence why you haven't got laid.

Most of the guys would be too, once they get past the platinum blonde hair, booty and M4...

Oh wait... Scratch that last one...

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Lups

Fine. I'll pay for my own pool boy

I have no pool, but let's hire SS as a housekeeper. Don't worry...I'm sure he's legal

[Axius]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

All the other girls are afraid of Lups, hence why you haven't got laid.

I'm always up for a solid challenge. Embrace the fear and all that good shit.

[1MOREMOD]

Did I mention belize?

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Did I mention belize?

Did I mention I hate you?

[1MOREMOD]

Frequently, crazy.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Frequently

Asshole. I hope a chicken shits on not your number.

[1MOREMOD]

That's me mezmerizing the chicken to do my bidding.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

That's me mezmerizing the chicken to do my bidding.

Fuck you and your mesmerized chicken

[1MOREMOD]

More beach life, that's gibnut on the table. Nocturnal rodent.

[1MOREMOD]

Few more

[Lups]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Few more

I hate beards but it suits you!



I'm finally getting shit done, if only I could find a hinge. Damnit.

Oh, if that's the wife: Well done.

[F30lolz]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

More beach life

Nice ass.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

More beach life

Mod, don't take this the wrong way because you look like you could lift the house and shit- but we'd prefer to see a picture of the wife in beach attire