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      02-09-2016, 05:23 PM   #23
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This is like sooooo real! I'm getting married!
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So we're not engaged to be married?! Jei!!!
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Cool. I need a car first. I'm thinking E46 M3. Tuned up. After that I can't think of anything money could buy for me, but I'll pm sara to ask if I'm missing something.
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After that I can't think of anything money could buy for me, but I'll pm sara to ask if I'm missing something.
This is starting to suck before it's supposed to suck...
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Some days you are the dog....some days you are the tree....

I am the fucking chain saw today
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She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
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Some days you are the dog....some days you are the tree....

I am the fucking chain saw today
$93 million?
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Some days you are the dog....some days you are the tree....

I am the fucking chain saw today
$93 million?
Only $15 Mil
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This is starting to suck before it's supposed to suck...
Silly. Sucking happens when I want diamonds!
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Some days you are the dog....some days you are the tree....

I am the fucking chain saw today
And my best man. So totally.

We need to make this happen before Alex understands just how bad this is for him.

So tomorrow?busy?
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Shut it. You still have the job, right? Right?
If my past shows anything, it's that I enjoy the abuse.
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Silly. Sucking happens when I want diamonds!
Dammit...never then
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Fuck!

This thread sucks. Not the good way.

Best man asb agrees: This is racism. I have a bad cred for being a blonde and I only get quoted in diamond quotes. C5 has disqualified me, and after meeting me several times, from the diamond ladies.

It's like bp hates me!

(my delivery crew from today reads bp. We talked shit and and abt oldies. One of them asked what was my best here and what's the best I've owned. "lups"
"lol it's so funny. They think you know your shit but you never go beyond women here. . I've read your posts. So tame. And it's hilarious how you're not into cars at all."
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      02-09-2016, 05:59 PM   #33
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Fuck!

This thread sucks. Not the good way.

Best man asb agrees: This is racism. I have a bad cred for being a blonde and I only get quoted in diamond quotes. C5 has disqualified me, and after meeting me several times, from the diamond ladies.

It's like bp hates me!

(my delivery crew from today reads bp. We talked shit and and abt oldies. One of them asked what was my best here and what's the best I've owned. "lups"
"lol it's so funny. They think you know your shit but you never go beyond women here. . I've read your posts. So tame. And it's hilarious how you're not into cars at all."
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Some days you are the dog....some days you are the tree....

I am the fucking chain saw today
And my best man. So totally.

We need to make this happen before Alex understands just how bad this is for him.

So tomorrow?busy?
I am down for WHATEVER!!!!

What are we doing!?!?
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I am down for WHATEVER!!!!

What are we doing!?!?
C5's cc. Bachelor party mofo.

I'm thinking vegas

there must be fish in nevada...
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I am down for WHATEVER!!!!

What are we doing!?!?
C5's cc. Bachelor party mofo.

I'm thinking vegas

there must be fish in nevada...
Who in their right mind would marry C5driver ....

Oh, wait....never mind
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She eats horses and is verbally abusive
A+ kind of woman in my books.
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I am down for WHATEVER!!!!

What are we doing!?!?
C5's cc. Bachelor party mofo.

I'm thinking vegas

there must be fish in nevada...
My cc maxes out at $5k...strippers will have Africanized boobs
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My cc maxes out at $5k...strippers will have Africanized boobs
That's such a bullshit lie. I'm poor and mine is over $5k, so yours probably maxes out at like $500k.




.... PARTY ON C5'S CC!
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I am down for WHATEVER!!!!

What are we doing!?!?
C5's cc. Bachelor party mofo.

I'm thinking vegas

there must be fish in nevada...
My cc maxes out at $5k...strippers will have Africanized boobs
I just call them National Geographic tits. Saggy boobs not limited to one continent.
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That's such a bullshit lie. I'm poor and mine is over $5k, so yours probably maxes out at like $500k.




.... PARTY ON C5'S CC!
He seems more like a man of cash.

$500k is what he set his daily withdraw rate for his debit card.
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He seems more like a man of cash.

$500k is what he set his daily withdraw rate for his debit card.
Really? Yeah I have to reconsider then. I hate cash.

Damnit. This got complicated early on.
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He seems more like a man of cash.

$500k is what he set his daily withdraw rate for his debit card.
Really? Yeah I have to reconsider then. I hate cash.

Damnit. This got complicated early on.
I have no cash and my credit sucks because I don't pay on time. If you could only see my accounts...it's depressing.
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I have no cash and my credit sucks because I don't pay on time. If you could only see my accounts...it's depressing.
Fine. I'll pay for my own pool boy
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