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      10-21-2016, 01:03 PM   #23
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Isn't this what OT is for? Entertainment!
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Isn't this what OT is for? Entertainment!
Well, it would help if details were provided which were entertaining. Your post barely scratched the surface.

Give us the blow by blow so we can judge whether it is entertaining or not.

And no, as of late, the OT has not been for entertainment. We've actually all become therapists. Except for UncleWede who is that, just with a space after the first three letters.

So you're in fairly good hands here. Unless it is UncleWede's hands.
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Luckily, no. I've no hormonal imbalances.
No shit

Estrogen should be a controlled substance

GF 1.0 was awesome
GF 2.0 was still quite good
Soon after the cohabitation module was installed things went sideways....the module seemed to come with a misplaces sense of entitlement

Tech support indicated that uninstallation was impossible without ruining your credit rating and criminal record but I guess I got lucky and am good to go.....

Now a couple months later she's calling me again......what part of "We broke up for Good Reason" is she not getting?

Help a brother out.....wish there was a rosetta stone for translating "woman"
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I came in here thinking this was a thread about Sahkir Orange...
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I came in here thinking this was a thread about Sahkir Orange...
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That was good :
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Well, it would help if details were provided which were entertaining. Your post barely scratched the surface.

Give us the blow by blow so we can judge whether it is entertaining or not.

And no, as of late, the OT has not been for entertainment. We've actually all become therapists. Except for UncleWede who is that, just with a space after the first three letters.

So you're in fairly good hands here. Unless it is UncleWede's hands.
Not if they are WILLING or LET YOU DO IT
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      10-22-2016, 06:07 AM   #34
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      10-22-2016, 06:24 AM   #35
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I came in here thinking this was a thread about Sahkir Orange...
This is exactly why I came as well...

Aatish , some of us are so unphotogenic that any attempt at a photo smile makes us look like a rabid chipmunk. Sticking tongue out in every photo helps with this.
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I came in here thinking this was a thread about Sahkir Orange...
This is exactly why I came as well...

Aatish , some of us are so unphotogenic that any attempt at a photo smile makes us look like a rabid chipmunk. Sticking tongue out in every photo helps with this.
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*Loads Clip*


1. If the elevator door is almost closed, don't fucking open it by throwing your bag in the path....
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3. Fuck cactuses
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5. No, I don't eat "naan bread" everyday with Chicken Tikka...I eat garlic naan
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7. Why that fuck do you have to stick your tongue out in EVERY SINGLE FUCKING PHOTO?!?
It's part of the dog filter on snapchat

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8. What's the point of hanging out, if you're going to be on your phone the entire time?
For that one second you make eye contact when she looks up after 10 minutes to see if you are still there.

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9. You want to hang out and explore, but don't want to walk? Well fuck you too
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My SO vent is that they didn't offer a real red color for the f8x... I would have ordered that for sure.

Significant other gripe, my largest pet peeve (which the current one doesn't do thank god) is call me from their smart phone and say "I'm lost, where am I?"... ummm, hang up your phone and figure it out.
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I'll play!

"kids prepare your funeral outfits! Mom is sick and this cold will finally finish her off!"

"oh, now she lost her voice! Party time!!"

"aww. You do realize we live in a civilized country and if you die, I have to arrange a funeral?"

When I was expecting our elder son, I ended up in an icu. The reason was something unbelievably stupid like a sore throat but I couldn't breath anymore. Since I was 30 or something weeks pregnant, they wanted to shove me to the corpse floor to make sure they'd have time to chop the kid out.

So, in the evening my dear husband and my dad walk in during the doctors rounds. They asked the nice gentleman if he's ever seen anyone sent there for a sore throat (well, I couldn't breath without meds anymore but who cares!).

"your wife sure enjoys taking her colds seriously but since all our other patients are in coma, she has been kind to teach the med students how she will get away with murdering you for making fun of her."

I know I am pathetic but he should be nicer!!
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@Aatish I found some snacks for you at the store

This had a pic attached... Bimmerpost mobile fail.

I have failed to fix my mistakes. They were naan chips. Har har.

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My SO vent is that they didn't offer a real red color for the f8x... I would have ordered that for sure.

Significant other gripe, my largest pet peeve (which the current one doesn't do thank god) is call me from their smart phone and say "I'm lost, where am I?"... ummm, hang up your phone and figure it out.
I have this happen to me ALL the time and it's always a female. For some reason, women cannot navigate using basic skills like knowing that if the sun is setting, you are facing west. It amazes me sometimes.
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@Aatish I found some snacks for you at the store

This had a pic attached... Bimmerpost mobile fail.

I have failed to fix my mistakes. They were naan chips. Har har.

I actually bought some last week.... Really good with hummus. Tho, warm naan is better.
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I have this happen to me ALL the time and it's always a female. For some reason, women cannot navigate using basic skills like knowing that if the sun is setting, you are facing west. It amazes me sometimes.
It's not the failure of basic directional skills that kills me, it's the use of the phone to cry to me instead of opening up the maps app. Mindblower.
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