Christmas tree thread

jgoens · 12-04-2017, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Then drug your own drink how can she violate you passed out

Good idea! Actually, I've had a lot of them take advantage...but I liked it. Does that count?

UncleWede · 12-05-2017, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by jgoens

You could have a date with me--I'll harass you, grab, drug your drink and let you have your way with me as long as you keep the bag on your head.

FTFY

GERM4N · 12-05-2017, 09:38 AM

The saying, “Never say never”?
I always said I’d never ever have a fake tree.
Well, got married, moved, and now have a fake tree!! 😳

Captain Blood · 12-05-2017, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by roastbeef

Pupper

One of my kids calls our herding dog a "pupper". Cool!

JerryW235 · 12-05-2017, 01:12 PM

Not actually a tree, but a Christmas Wreath. Decorated a 4 ft wreath with our sons old Hot Wheels and Match Box cars, and hung it on the front of the garage. Did it for a Christmas tour of homes in our neighborhood. Our "theme" was the newly added garage. Put my utility trailer in the garage, put carpet on the floor, decorated it with lights, put patio tables and chairs in it, and set up a cigar and bourbon bar. Went over pretty well.

Captain Blood · 12-05-2017, 01:43 PM

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jgoens · 12-05-2017, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by JerryW235

Not actually a tree, but a Christmas Wreath. Decorated a 4 ft wreath with our sons old Hot Wheels and Match Box cars, and hung it on the front of the garage. Did it for a Christmas tour of homes in our neighborhood. Our "theme" was the newly added garage. Put my utility trailer in the garage, put carpet on the floor, decorated it with lights, put patio tables and chairs in it, and set up a cigar and bourbon bar. Went over pretty well.

Waiting for the pics of the bourbon bar.

JerryW235 · 12-05-2017, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by jgoens

Waiting for the pics of the bourbon bar.

Unfortunately I don't have any pictures of that. Used the bottom 1/3rd of a Jack Daniels barrel, put the Bourbon bottles and glasses in it, and had it in the bed of a John Deere Gator.

UncleWede · 12-06-2017, 09:15 AM

Calvin and Hobbs stopped by our house the other night

RickFLM4 · 12-06-2017, 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Calvin and Hobbs stopped by our house the other night

Looks like Frosty is getting a birthday gift.

CTinline-six · 12-06-2017, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by JerryW235

Not actually a tree, but a Christmas Wreath. Decorated a 4 ft wreath with our sons old Hot Wheels and Match Box cars, and hung it on the front of the garage. Did it for a Christmas tour of homes in our neighborhood. Our "theme" was the newly added garage. Put my utility trailer in the garage, put carpet on the floor, decorated it with lights, put patio tables and chairs in it, and set up a cigar and bourbon bar. Went over pretty well.

I really like the wreath that is a cool idea.

UncleWede · 12-06-2017, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by RickFLM4

Looks like Frosty is getting a birthday gift.

That's about his neck. "Birthday" is still behind, stuck in the ground.

1MOREMOD · 12-06-2017, 01:06 PM

So it's a vampire snowman

UncleWede · 12-06-2017, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

So it's a vampire snowman

Crying over loss of her husband while hugging him

"What a WORLD!"

positiveions · 12-06-2017, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Calvin and Hobbs stopped by our house the other night

The wind was so crazy. I thought Christmas lights were going to fly out and decorate my next door neighbor's house.

UncleWede · 12-07-2017, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by positiveions

The wind was so crazy. I thought Christmas lights were going to fly out and decorate my next door neighbor's house.

The flag pole at the school across the street from work, the lanyard broke and the flags were dragging in the street Monday night. School has been closed all week so the flags are in my office, waiting for a new home.

are0lies · 12-07-2017, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by positiveions

The wind was so crazy. I thought Christmas lights were going to fly out and decorate my next door neighbor's house.

The neighbors would certainly have thought you were really into the Christmas cheer mode. Damned wind ruined the spirit of giving.

positiveions · 12-07-2017, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by are0lies

The neighbors would certainly have thought you were really into the Christmas cheer mode. Damned wind ruined the spirit of giving.

I am not the Scrooge after all

UncleWede · 12-10-2017, 06:19 PM

Mo showed up

jaye944 · 12-11-2017, 08:16 AM

heres my pride and joy

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Originally Posted by jgoens

Picked up this tree yesterday--all by myself. One of the reasons why I keep my old Nissan pathfinder...no way I would haul a tree on the roof of my BMW. Will post a pic when it's decorated in a few days most likely.
It's an 8' Nordmann Fir.

Lets see your trees.

stooker · 12-11-2017, 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by jaye944

heres my pride and joy

Well, clean up should be a breeze this year!

ShopVac · 12-11-2017, 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by jaye944

heres my pride and joy

Reminds me of a pure Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.

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JerryW235 Private First Class 112 Rep 131 Posts Drives: 2021 X7 40i; 2021 X3 M40i Join Date: Jul 2017 Location: Westminster, SC iTrader: (0)	Not actually a tree, but a Christmas Wreath. Decorated a 4 ft wreath with our sons old Hot Wheels and Match Box cars, and hung it on the front of the garage. Did it for a Christmas tour of homes in our neighborhood. Our "theme" was the newly added garage. Put my utility trailer in the garage, put carpet on the floor, decorated it with lights, put patio tables and chairs in it, and set up a cigar and bourbon bar. Went over pretty well. Attached Images __________________ "Horsepower is a terrible thing to waste."
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