Welcome to the "FML" Thread.

[F30lolz]

Originally Posted by Billup

Damn corporate America.

Kind of like the movie Office Space. Sit at my desk and I zone/space out for a few hours. Come to think of it, I think I'm still here because my boss may like me

[Billup]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

Kind of like the movie Office Space. Sit at my desk and I zone/space out for a few hours. Come to think of it, I think I'm still here because my boss may like me

Exactly. Only difference is that I do manufacturing prototype and tooling modifications/improvements. I get to deal with people who don't care about their job other than going home at 2:30pm, and screw me over.

Like you, I think I'm only still here because I have everyone fooled. That's kind of similar to being liked..., right?

[F30lolz]

I hate dealing with people, which could be why I am all alone in my office. I work for a travel agency and we have many agents who work in a big open space and I deal with all the accounting stuff. As for people wanting to leave early, they don't last long here. Damn pikers walking at the bell!

[M_Six]

Power outage here after some nasty storms last night. I'm good as long as the laptop and Mifi batteries last.

[Lups]

I just saw a thread about hats. I feel more manly now again.

[carzaddict]

i made a mistake on one of my projects and im expecting an ass reaming from the client this week.........its been a slow moving train wreck this week and its only tuesday ugh

[MrPrena]

fml.
got another inflammation on my wrist...
Feel like I havea heart pumping on my wrist.
(plz no wackoff jokes )

[ASBSECU E93]

Examiners are finally finished with their visit...when I have to explain to the auditor how you calculate LTV at different advance rates per my policy, OR how to actually calculate DSC based on the specific loan type - A BIG OLE FML!

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by NemesisX

Can anyone think of any reason for why someone might have to do this? Aren't there Nissan factories in Japan

I remember reading where companies like Nissan, Toyota, and Honda were assembling more of their larger models here in the U.S. Cheaper to assemble here or something to that nature. The article eluded to these brands now being more 'Merican' than most known domestic brands.

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Fml- Shipping vessel assigned for June 24th port departure to Port Hueneme....

What am I going to do for the next 11 days knowing there's nothing exciting happening with my order except put up with bimmette and Nkcs bullshit?!?

[Turkish Pickle]

on the act writing today i noticed i wrote "something" on the border, and by american standards thats apparently bad
so to undo my mistake i had to erase the line below it too, to fit something there
just as i wrote "someth" the dude called time

so i now have an unfinished sentence on a college admissions exam fml

[MrPrena]

well, at least you did a "sexy business money talk jargon" for some bimbo's mind.

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Examiners are finally finished with their visit...when I have to explain to the auditor how you calculate LTV at different advance rates per my policy, OR how to actually calculate DSC based on the specific loan type - A BIG OLE FML!

[NEFARIOUS]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

I hate dealing with people, which could be why I am all alone in my office. I work for a travel agency and we have many agents who work in a big open space and I deal with all the accounting stuff. As for people wanting to leave early, they don't last long here. Damn pikers walking at the bell!

Please don't tell agencies still use a command prompt-like GDS like Sabre or Galileo... I worked for a travel agency in 2007 and I could NOT master the frickin' software

[SheaButter]

Originally Posted by Nkc

And what's wrong with having an emotional attachment with dishwashers? I remember a dude on this forum that was quite fond of his vacuum.

I agree here... what's wrong with having an emotional attachment to my dishwasher, she also cooks, cleans, and walks the dog. haha I kid I kid

[F30lolz]

Originally Posted by NEFARIOUS

Please don't tell agencies still use a command prompt-like GDS like Sabre or Galileo... I worked for a travel agency in 2007 and I could NOT master the frickin' software

I don't know. I mostly work off Excel, Outlook and QB as I'm in the accounting end of things but the softwares that you've mention doesn't sound familiar to me so I don't think they use those. However, I do have a site that is only accessible with a certain username/password for discounted rates for hotels, airfare, car rentals and other things so if there is enough interest I'll post it on here. And no, I don't get a penny so it isn't sales

[Billup]

Some dildo ran over one of those large rectangle tupperwear storage lids on the highway yesterday and it flew up in the air, smashed into my front bumper, then into my front window, then down the side of the passenger window leaving a ton of lightly scraped plastic all over my car. Seriously, WTF. First my bike license plate flies off, then I get attacked in the car.

Must have done something bad lately.....

[Revartr]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

I don't know. I mostly work off Excel, Outlook and QB as I'm in the accounting end of things but the softwares that you've mention doesn't sound familiar to me so I don't think they use those. However, I do have a site that is only accessible with a certain username/password for discounted rates for hotels, airfare, car rentals and other things so if there is enough interest I'll post it on here. And no, I don't get a penny so it isn't sales

I am interested.

[F30lolz]

Originally Posted by Revartr

I am interested.

I'll start a thread on this right now, sir.

[finaloption]

trying to cut down on my caffeine intake.. day #2


i hate the world today

[UncleWede]

Cold turkey and morphine worked once when I was in the hospital. The last time (for Lent this year) I was miserable for over a week.

[MrPrena]

1. My kid woke up at 6am and was waking me up since 8am. My kid still haven't got adjusted back to Mountain time from Eastern Time yet. (usually wake up at 7, but I allowed myself to sleep 1 more hr thesedays.)

2. It takes me about 90second or less to box the package and print out the shipping labels. Due to hand problem, it literally took me 5min per each package. Two of them were golf clubs. Finding the right box from the basement alone took about 5-10minutes. I spent all morning doing this.

3. Errands: USPS, FedEx, 2 Banks, Lunch, Gas Stations. I met my kid's classmate's dad again today right in front of the bank. He drives E90 328i, and I keep forgetting to tell him to about this forum.

4. I was suppose to go to Golf practice range with my kid's putting and chipping practice. I will postpone it to tomorrow.

FML? Yes. #1-4 took 2.5x more time than usual due to arthritis.

[Nkc]

Cavs lost. FML