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      10-10-2016, 08:49 AM   #287
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This doesnt sound like an unreasonable request imho
Sorry no, eu has trade blocks set against Russia and I'm pretty sure human trafficking is banned even when putin behaves.

Besides your women are fine, if they stay away from bp.
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So its consistent with most of the threads in off topic......
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So its consistent with most of the threads in off topic......
Precisely! It's why I come here. If I wanted smart intelligent dialog, I'd... well... did I mention that's why I am here?

Edit: Let's just say that I didn't click on "I need a man" expecting to find a rebuttal to the concepts of phenomenological ontology laid out in Sartre's Being and Nothingness.
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http://www.theequestrianchannel.com/id3.html

There are 9.2 million horses in the United States.

4.6 million Americans are involved in the industry as horse owners, service providers, employees and volunteers. Tens of millions more participate as spectators.

2 million people own horses.

The horse industry has a direct economic effect on the U.S.of $39 billion annually.

The industry has a $102 billion impact on the U.S.economy when the multiplier effect of spending by industry suppliers and employees is taken into account. Including off-site spending of spectators would result in an even higher figure.

The industry directly provides 460,000 full-time equivalent (FTE) jobs.

Spending by suppliers and employees generates additional jobs for a total employment impact of 1.4 million FTE jobs.

The horse industry pays $1.9 billion in taxes to all levels of government.

Approximately 34% of horse owners have a household income of less than $50,000 and 28% have an annual income of over $100,000. 46% of horse owners have an income of between $25,000 to $75,000.

Over 70% of horse owners live in communities of 50,000 or less.

There are horses in every state. Forty-five states have at least 20,000 horses each.


Numbers of Horses

The study concludes that there are 9.2 million horses in the U.S., including horses used for racing, showing, competition, sport, breeding, recreation and work. This includes horses used both commercially and for pleasure.

Specifically, the number of horses by activity is:

Racing - 844,531
Showing - 2,718,954
Recreation - 3,906,923
Other - 1,752,439
Total - 9,222,847

“Other” activities include farm and ranch work, rodeo, carriage horses, polo, police work, informal competitions, etc.


The Diversity of the Industry

The results of the study show that the horse business is a highly diverse industry that supports a wide variety of activities in all regions of the country. It combines the primarily rural activities of breeding, training, maintaining and riding horses with the more urban activities of operating racetracks, off-track betting parlors, horse shows and public sales.

Income Levels

The study dispels the mis-perception that the horse industry is an activity only for wealthy individuals. In fact, the horse industry is a diverse activity with stakeholders including recreational and show horse riders, and moderate-income track, show and stable employees and volunteers.

Approximately 34% of horse owners have a household income of less than $50,000 and 28% have an annual income of over $100,000. 46% of horse owners have an income of between $25,000 to $75,000.

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Over 70% of horse owners live in communities of 50,000 or less
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What the fuck.
Yeah my friend...Lonely women f@ck with huge dildos.
WTF !

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Precisely! It's why I come here. If I wanted smart intelligent dialog, I'd... well... did I mention that's why I am here?

Edit: Let's just say that I didn't click on "I need a man" expecting to find a rebuttal to the concepts of phenomenological ontology laid out in Sartre's Being and Nothingness.
Lol fucker.

Well, it did what was needed, solid advice was given and analyzed and a conclusion was reached.

Thank god we are not single Jt
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Yeah my friend...Lonely women f@ck with huge dildos.
WTF !

I would imagine that those things make child birth seem like a breeze.....
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Ohhh, they're never "free" my friend!
I agree brother , but I saw some exceptions !
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I would imagine that those things make child birth seem like a breeze.....
For the love of god, do not ever tell his to the mother of your future children. Even as a joke, she will kill you, stuff your penis in a jar and put it over the mantle.

If she doesn't, congrats, you've become rich enough to avoid death.

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I agree brother , but I saw some exceptions !
Hmm, it's getting a little nipply in here.
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I agree brother , but I saw some exceptions !
Its a trap......
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Ohhh, they're never "free" my friend!
I agree brother , but I saw some exceptions !
Well since Lups is holding pics back from us. I suppose this picture will suffice.
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I would imagine that those things make child birth seem like a breeze.....
Yeah....I'm sure some chicks have elastic secrets !
Of course tarzan-dildo training is required to stretch the cave...

I wonder if they still feel a kinda normal dick ?
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Yeah....I'm sure some chicks have elastic secrets !
Of course tarzan-dildo training is required to stretch the cave...

I wonder if they still feel a kinda normal dick ?
Consider the inverse.....would you feel THEM?

A PT friend of mine asked his wife's OB/GYN if she could put a couple extra stitches in after the baby came out and "Tune things up" down there........suffice it to say that both the female OB/GWN and his wife gave him an icy glare
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Hmm, it's getting a little nipply in here.
It was not me my friend ... Skoda was first on the nipple market !
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Uh, oh, nipplegate...the other ones' disappeared?
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Well since Lups is holding pics back from us. I suppose this picture will suffice.
Jeez, I wouldn't hand her over to anyone who even owns a car. And we decided to buy her a cat already, so now it's just an other thread with mr Belgium fantasizing about seeing boobs irl.
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Consider the inverse.....would you feel THEM?

A PT friend of mine asked his wife's OB/GYN if she could put a couple extra stitches in after the baby came out and "Tune things up" down there........suffice it to say that both the female OB/GWN and his wife gave him an icy glare
Yes, I heard something like this before as well ...More stitches means better feelings for our dicks..

It's really funny , but when the cave is too big...It makes me think when I make soup in a huge kettle with a little spoon .
But most chicks say that my spoon is really straight and big !

I'm sure you know it also....We would feel the vegetables anymore !
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Jeez, I wouldn't hand her over to anyone who even owns a car. And we decided to buy her a cat already, so now it's just an other thread with mr Belgium fantasizing about seeing boobs irl.
Anna.It's all about this...
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Its a trap......
You mean in the huge cave ?
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