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So two midgets go to Las Vegas and hit a big jackpot so they decide to splurge and get a fancy suite and two hookers. They each they their hooker into their separate rooms. The first midget is having a rough time though, no matter what he or the hooker tries, he just can't get "it" up. To make matters even worse, all he hears in the next room is "one, two, three, hhhhhhhngngngngn! One, two, three hhhhhhhhhgngngngng!". The next morning the hookers leave and the two midgets are having breakfast. The first one says "man what a horrible night. I just couldn't it going". The second midget looks at him and says "you think that's bad? I couldn't even get in the bed!"
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