[Captain Blood]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

On a completely unrelated note, I ate too many jalapenos last night. I started out with a snack size portion of 4 bacon wrapped jalapenos, just to get me to dinner at 8, where I piled on way too many pickled jalapenos on my nachos.

I honestly think I've lost weight given my frequent trips to the washroom - they are violently extricating themselves from my stomach and it is no fun. There is no possible way I have anything left in my colon to give.

Bad time for hemmeroids