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      10-22-2016, 10:06 AM   #38
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1. If the elevator door is almost closed, don't fucking open it by throwing your bag in the path....
Use your leg



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3. Fuck cactuses
Those are pricks. Get on that succulent life

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5. No, I don't eat "naan bread" everyday with Chicken Tikka...I eat garlic naan
FTFY

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7. Why that fuck do you have to stick your tongue out in EVERY SINGLE FUCKING PHOTO?!?
It's part of the dog filter on snapchat

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8. What's the point of hanging out, if you're going to be on your phone the entire time?
For that one second you make eye contact when she looks up after 10 minutes to see if you are still there.

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9. You want to hang out and explore, but don't want to walk? Well fuck you too
InternetFameWhore needs to get you on a strength program. Carry the GF
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