The Twelve Bacon Days of Christmas
On the 12th day of Christmas Mr. Bacon gave to me
Twelve Months of Bacon,
Eleven Bacon Chocolates,
Ten Bacon Gumballs,
Nine Bacon Watches,
Eight Bacon candles,
Seven Bacon T-shirts,
Six Bacon Baskets,
Five pounds of Bacon,
Four Bacon Jerkies,
Three Bacon Truffles,
Two Bacon Cookbooks,
And a pound of Maple Bacon Coffee