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      10-10-2016, 09:53 AM   #297
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I would imagine that those things make child birth seem like a breeze.....
For the love of god, do not ever tell his to the mother of your future children. Even as a joke, she will kill you, stuff your penis in a jar and put it over the mantle.

If she doesn't, congrats, you've become rich enough to avoid death.

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You're still a little new here, so I'll let you in on a little secret. Whenever Lups types gibberish, this is an opportunity for you to imagine it to be whatever you'd like it to be.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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