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      11-23-2017, 03:34 PM   #1
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Christmas presents for shitty people!

Everyone has "that" relative! I thought we could share tips on what to buy to them!

My mom is on top of my list this year (every year). She apparently is visiting nyc (I'm so sorry guys) in January so I'm getting her a Make America Great Again - hat, even if i have to knit it. That should make her trip to the new country more fun for her. She is stupid enough to wear one there.

For my aunt, who has taken over the family tradition of making the ugliest wool socks ever made, I'm knitting a wool shirt made from all the fucking eye hurting wool socks she has given me in my 35 years. Picture five of the worst colors you can imagine and put them in one pair, multiply it by 70(i get from her two pairs per year) and i think this will be the worst looking thing anyone spends a week to make.

My brother is getting a beautiful, very old and extremely sticky looking copy of Kama sutra. I found it from a book store, but i paid a porn shop to get a price tag with their logo and -70% off sticker to it.

So, anyway, does anyone else go through this much trouble at being a horrible gifter?

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